Alex

22 / Tx / bi-binch

[linhardts-remade]

JARED NINETEEN????

[bug-cryptid-deactivated20190830]

[unpretty]

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

[unpretty]

[unpretty]

yes

however we recently got her a new ceramic fountain that better suits her aesthetic

and her own fainting couch

but she still prefers a good lap whenever possible

[afeelgoodblog]

Blessed adoption idea.

[oak23]

[st-alajlan-deactivated20210402]

if she’s told you what she has been through, don’t put her through it again

[drearyhours]

at least nobody here is horny for count olaf

[pissvortex]

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[redkrypto-deactivated20211128]

i’m screaming

[emiliusthegreat]

I don’t think this woman is straight anymore.

[striikee]

Yall are missing the best fucking part

[idrathergoforgirls]

This is my new favourite post on tumblr, bye

[bromomctwotterjock]

i love this. the gay agenda strikes agai

[clippy]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Flirty Painting, +d8 on any seduction checks in view of it

[littlegraycats]

[still-gathering-roses]

area 51 on september 20th 2019

[ristay]

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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[littlewitchlingrowan]

This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire goddamn life

[doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

you know what movie pisses me off? 27 dresses with katherine heigl like……this bitch has 27 friends that all want her to be their bridesmaid and shes SAD cause she cant get a man????? BITCH i would KILL a man if i could have 27 friends that love me that much. id kill 27 men

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

magnificent energy.

[cecilpedia]

[adornedacorn]

This might be the best thing I’ve ever seen

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

i think it’s so wholesome that whenever me or my friends have issues w our plants 🌱 .. i always send my mom a pic and she gives us a diagnosis and what to do

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

had another plant problem so i asked my mom..

[neekz-art]

Plant not gay

[versacemom]

Gays are happy

[whoredrigo]

Why does she talk like some sort of hermit shaman who lives in a mossy cave

[odrosal]

call-out post: my wife

somehow played 200 hours of Donkey Kong 64 and only finished 26% of it