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icyxthot

englishproblems

advanced-procrastination

This is simultaneously comforting and uncomfortable

jenny-dreadful

A clear river flowing with leaves

Runs through a red forest of trees

Such a vision of maple

Is a boon if you’re able

To sit still and attain inner peace

petite-ursus

Somewhere between (งಠ_ಠ)ง and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ every day.

jasmerripen

Ah the ever elusive ¯\_( ಠ_ಠ)_/¯

no-i-know-her

I’m more like (งツ)ง tbh.

jonstarks

- Barbie (Toy Story 3, 2010)

wizardlyghost

i was ready to scroll past this but then the quote credit killed me instantly

lubricates

same

splitjawjanitor

I mean…

She would know.

garmbreak1

Barbie ran as a Dem twice, a Republican once, won as an independent and then instituted a state of emergency to keep a hold on power beyond the two-term limit, if I’m reading this correctly.

that-one-fat-guy-over-there

the state of emergency was that barbie wasn’t gonna be president anymore

onyxdepths

marvellestark

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

melodystardust

“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

remanence-of-love

politijohn

The only way this changes if substantial election reforms are enacted and if Democrats stop coddling the right

tiktokstowatch

cundtcake

scorrigan

Adrian Tomine spent a week pitching, designing and drawing this New Yorker cover and she just… tweeted it out

mgdmt

drinkyourjuiceshelby

tiktoksthataregood-ish

medranochav

the way I absolutely miss walking everywhere

capacity

Yeah death to America as usual

immaplatypus

g…gritty did what now…

immaplatypus

i thought i was prepared before clicking this link but i wasn’t in the slightest

immaplatypus

please forget how to speak

godlessondheimite

wemblingfool

Dad: I am down with gay people.

Closeted gay son: ...okay.

Supportive Dad: Like, super chill about gay people!

Closeted Son:

Super supportive Dad: Like... I think they're swell!

Closted Son:

Dad: Gay people are awesome!

Super oblivious closeted Son:

bromomctwotterjock

Why would you still be in the closet at 25 if your dad is so supportive? That’s the part I’m having trouble with here. Like, what is there to gain by watching your dad run around in circles with an olive branch?