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This blog is 99.99% mobile. I just do my thang here, I abandoned my tagging system a whole while ago and I deeply regret it. Also that's my cat in my picture, I love him

[micromys]

I love one Rebecca Apples, professional Murder Horse

[a-salty-alto]

Every DnD campaign ever

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

This is how the media picks their target

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

[catboyizuru-moved]

new tumblr users:

old tumblr users:

[masonelliott-deactivated2020102]

i have never seen a more accurate photos set

[vincaris]

finally finished this painting i sketched out months ago… please click for better quality i know tumblr is gonna kill it (reference used)

[not-so-innocent-bi-sander]

Oh my god this is a painting

[heir-of-the-founders]

Guys its a painting

[freshbaked-bread]

GUYS THIS IS A PAINTING

[shadowrabbit3593]

Me: This is not a painting at all I don’t believe it even though everyone is saying it and the artist themselves said it

*clicks for better quality and zooms in*

Oh my goodness this is a painting

[infiniteglitterfall]

(Pic is what appears to be a photo of a pink rose with a tiny green frog tucked between two of the petals, just chilling out)

[chelstone]

[deletingthisblog44-deactivated2]

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[writing-prompt-s]

You are a genetic researcher who has come across a universal truth. The DNA in all living creatures are attempts to build a single design. Viruses and phages have been stopping this process intentionally, resulting in different species. You now know what that design is and can complete it.

[nookisms]

As suspected, we all remember that there is one step, and it is crab

[memory-thought]

Sideways! To progress!

[stimman4000]

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[runcibility]

You... you can’t just leave this perfect comment in the tags

[cipheramnesia]

I don't like the jiggle.

[leaf-jelly]

i love the jiggle

[meljammin]

Roll over for tummy rubs.

[thecatsmustbecrazy]

[queenrojpag]

THE GOOD PLACE, but just the memes (insp)

[markv5]

😼

😼

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rumman]

this is so funny

[rumman]

[enlightenmentboy]

You're laughing. The royal necromancer just lost their job, and you're laughing