eye for an eye

even if i wake from my dream, i'll still be inside the same night.

[dencity]

i’m tenko

23 he/him 18+ only

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[sunyshorewaves]

[allthe-lights-inthe-sky]

this is actually significantly funnier with audio

[mclennonyaoi]

i think my favorite thing is when an anti shaving post goes viral on here and you go to the comments and tags and it’s a million women being like “but wait i do it for sensory issues though is that ok? i feel guilty about shaving so im going to write an essay now in the tags. please validate me and tell me the reason i’m personally shaving is good and feminist. i totally agree with you though i admit i do shave but it’s for cosplay and” like if you want to be told it’s good for you to shave you should go to cvs or sephora or turn on any tv show ever

[mclennonyaoi]

i think the sensory issues thing is funny too because i fully believe that if they engineered and sold a torture cube specifically for girls that tortures you for hours on end and does absolutely nothing else and feminists started telling women “you shouldn’t get in the torture cube” we would see posts on tumblr like “but wait i feel so weird when i don’t get in the torture cube :( im getting tortured for sensory issues is that ok? it should be every women’s choice to get in the cube or not”

[mclennonyaoi]

i ❤️ feminism but i would NEVER EVER stop using my womens torture cube designed specifically for girls

[fefairys]

sometimes you need to give up committing to the bit when someone genuinely can’t tell if it’s a bit or not and is getting distressed about it :/ sorry

[fefairys]

sometimes all u need to do is take one second to say "(yeah this is a bit)" if someone is genuinely asking because they genuinely can't tell, and then you can continue with the bit. i just feel like refusing to acknowledge someone saying "i cant tell if youre joking or not" and you just continue, or even say, "im not joking" then you're not being very funny, you're just being kind of mean, i think.

[fefairys]

obviously there is nuance to this and if you know someone really well sometimes going in harder on the bit will make them get that it's a bit and that's fine if you know them. but just be mindful, yknow? not everyone can pick up on stuff like that, and pushing harder on a bit by saying "im serious" when someone asks if you're joking or not can be harmful in some situations.

[klausie]

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‌<cheese style="type:swiss"></cheese>

‌<meat style="animal:pig, cut:bacon"></meat>

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‌</sourdough>

</panini>

[tattahitotsunosaetayarikata-dea]

The key to opsec is Assume your shit's already compromised

[tactfulsaboteur]

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[arroscnleche]

soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅‍♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷‍♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,

[tracing-rivers]

c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷‍♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,

[clockworkspider]

hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅‍♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷‍♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！ 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，

[orcboxer]

y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me

[circusmystic]

and of course it goes without saying i am hopelessly dependent on the 46 hour discord call

[circusmystic]

and of course it goes without saying i am hopelessly dependent on the 56 hour discord call

[circusmystic]

and of course it goes without saying i am hopelessly dependent on the 96 hour discord call

[tickfleato]

[circusmystic]

and it goes without saying i am hopelessly dependent on the 126 hour discord call

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

[2well2water]

timothee chalamet said all that unbelievably stupid shit about ballet and opera because he was meant to be a castrato but was born too late for the byzantine empire to interfere with him and now he's sensitive about it

[mrsterlingeverything]

Happy monday you fat dogs

[eithernich]

p.s., dennis cooper / crash, j.g. ballard

[decompose1]

like do you not understand that this is just eugenics. and so fucking many of you parrot shit like this all the time

[permanententophy-deactivated202]

yall just have a problem with this idea because if it was ever implemented like 99% of white people wouldn't be able to have kids

[decompose1]

This is an incredibly cruel & tone deaf thing to say about a eugenicist idea that disproportionately harms Intellectually/Cognitively/Developmentally disabled people, but if you wanna talk about race? sure! let's talk about race. This topic actually has a lot to do with race.

Because this has always been done in Denmark.

And guess who was affected most? Native Greenlandic people! Something like 5% of native Greenlandic children were stolen from their loving & competent parents because they were native and the test was biased for White Danish culture & language (native Greenlanders that speak Kalaallisut were not provided interpreters so the test was flawed & biased& made them seem "incompetent" over a language barrier that had nothing to do with their parenting) and the Native people who fell outside that perfect white Danish mold were the ones who unfairly lost their kids! Do you seriously think these tests will punish abusive white parents at all? Do you not realize that these tests will be heavily biased in favor of white american culture & will punish anyone who falls outside of that mold, like Native American families, Black families, etc? I am Native. do you not understand that even our oldest cultural traditions w/ kids are constantly being threatened by white ass governments & "parenting guidelines"? do you not realize that there are ALREADY Native mothers who are punished for sleeping with their children or using cradleboards & traditional carriers or even just raising their children in Native culture that defies colonial American culture too much? Are you living under a rock? Do you actually think anything our governments have ever done was for the good of people of color over whites? What world are you living in? Why the fuck would you comment this shit on an intellectually disabled native woman's post? Jesus christ.

[pocket-deer-belly]

when will people fucking understand that the solution to child abuse isn't fucking eugenics testing but handing autonomy to children

[mayothompson]

can’t stop reading this over and over

[fallout-lou-begas]

happy international women's day

[aidashakur]

[moffpup]

Im About To Change My Entire Life With A Single Tumblr Reblog

[squashplant]

schiaparelli, astrology collection, 1938