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The camp-fam chilling in Darius’s living room:

Brooklynn: oh, I forgot to ask, why did you two break up that one time, if you don’t mind me asking?

Yaz, looking nervously at Sammy: it was a lot of reasons, we weren’t the best at communicating, but we ended up breaking up over a fight about you.

Brooklynn, on the brink of tears: I’m the reason you broke up? *sob* I’m so sorry! *runs over to them and hugs them* Sammy: no hun like Yaz said, it was a bunch of other stuff too. It’s alright.

Ben, whispering to Kenji: she wasn’t this sorry about making me keep the secret that she’s alive, and making you mad at me.

Kenji: let it go man.

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Darius: Oh no! It’s a majungasaurus!

Kenji: *snrk* My-junk-a-saurus.

Yaz: pff.

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After the camp-fam beats the suchomimus for the first time:

Kenji: HA! How you like that! Suchomimus? More like suchomi-nuts!

Sammy, covering Zayna’s ears: KENJI! >:O

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Darius showing the camp-fam dinosaur flashcards:

*shows Yaz a becklespinax* Yaz: *squints at it* Fucker.

Darius: No, also language.

*shows Sammy a baryonyx*

Sammy: Oh that’s easy, that’s Grim! Nasty little fella ain’t he?

Darius: yes but what type of dinosaur is he?

Sammy: I think it started with a B…

Darius: *sigh* yeah okay.

*shows Ben a pteranodon*

Ben: a pterodactyl.

Darius: no

*shows Brooklynn an allosoraus*

Brooklynn: *looking at her phone* Allosoraus.

Darius: *suspicious* did you just look that up on your phone?

Brooklynn: …no?

Darius: sure.

*shows Kenji a dilophosaurus*

Kenji: Frilled-neck lizard.

Darius: close but no.

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Was watching Chaos Theory on the tv and my sister was obsessed with the Handler and I say “do you think that she’s a clone like Maisie but she just didn’t turn out quite right?” And it has her cackling.

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Yuri so good their three day break up sent me into a depressive episode so bad that I had to change my meds

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Do you think things decay in the Upside Down? And if not do you think the group ever stumbled across Eddie’s body?

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After the camp-fam make it back home:

Brooklynn: What’s up Brooklanders!!! I know I’ve been gone for a very long time and I would tell you all about it but unfortunately they made us sign an NDA before we could attend camp :( … is what I would say if I hadn’t found said NDA’s and ripped them up while we were on a supply run >:). So, in today’s video, you’re all getting a very in depth retelling of events from all of the nublar six!!!!

*everyone come out from behind the camera*

Brooklynn: Okay! Before we start, is there anything you all would like to say?

Yaz: yep! *flips off camera* screw Jurassic World!

Sammy: and Mantah Corp.!!

Yaz: and Mantah Corp.!!! *flips off camera with both hands*

Brooklynn: Yaz stop or I’m going to have to censor you!

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The demigods talking about how they’re all related:

Percy: wow Nico! So that makes you my *starts counting with his fingers* …son?

Annabeth, pinching their bridge of her nose: *sigh* cousin, Percy. Your first cousin.

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The crew on a supply run when suddenly the girls double over in pain:

Kenji: woah guys what’s wrong!?

Yas: *groaning* our periods synced up. *grunts* Brooklyn: and because our luck is just magnificent *whines* Sammy: we are all having pretty bad cramps today. *little pouty face* Darius, getting increasingly uncomfortable with the situation: oh, uh, okay how do we help?

Yas: *sigh* unless you can find some pain meds or a heating pad, there really isn’t much you can do. Sammy: but do keep a look out for those and pads please. :(

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Guy comes in to give a statement about something weird that happened while he was being homophobic/harassing a girl: so what do you think I should do?

Jon: hmmmm… I think I’m going to have to send you to our specialist. I’m not qualified for this.

Guy: your specialist?

Jon: yeah. Here hang on. *yelling* 

Basira! *enter Basira* can you take him take Daisy? I think they need to have a… talk.

Basira immediately understanding: of course Jon :) *takes guy to Daisy*

Guy repeats his statement: so what do you think?

Daisy: … *kills him*

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I had a Catradora medieval au dream and I can’t remember anything from it except that it was sick and Shadow Weaver fucking blew up

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Headcannon that Percy called Octavian Squidward. Octavian does not know who Squidward is.

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The demigods doing a hear me out cake:

*there are already several pictures of Percy from Annabeth, Rachel, Nico, Will, Reyna, Leo, and other random campers that wanted to join in, every time it’s Percy’s turn he just puts a different picture of Annabeth next to the pictures of Percy “so they can be together”, when Clarisse got word of what was going on she came and stuck a picture of Silena, and a picture of Chris then left, Leo put a picture of Jason, Piper put a picture of Shell, Thalia put a picture of Reyna, which got Reyna blushing as she put down a picture of Thalia, Hazel and Frank only put each other, Tyson and Ellie only put each other, and Grover and Juniper only put each other.*

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sooooo…

These three absolutely made out at LEAST once right?

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POV: you’re a girl being harassed by a guy on the street and I see the situation so using my vast knowledge of yuri I walk up to you and say “hey babe! Is this guy bothering you?” But it turns out the guy is super homophobic so I just made the situation ten times worse than it already was

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Ronance au where Robin adopts Max and Nancy has custody of Mike and Holly and Max and Mike get in a fight at school (Max wins obviously there is no way that pathetic gay white boy would win) so the principal calls Nancy and Robin to discuss it and then they fall in love.