Just manic, not a dream

Call me Jamie, Honey, or Barbie. ancient stripper just tryna make it in a world of young bitches. mommy of two boys and lotsa cars.

[thestrippershateyou]

[depressed-pixie-nightmare-girl]

My kids see me naked every day why the fuck would they care?!

[raspberries-and-kisses]

Okay, so, I have only worked three shifts and my knees are already sort of fucked. Does anyone have any tips on easing the pain, bruising and stiffness?

[depressed-pixie-nightmare-girl]

Arnica!!! Alternating hot and cold

[evilfembot]

Hello Ladies and Femmes

Do any of you know a good website for plastic surgeon reviews?

[depressed-pixie-nightmare-girl]

REALSELF

[depressed-pixie-nightmare-girl]

I've come to the realization that the guy I'm seeing isn't shit 😒

Like most

[leauxlight]

If you could list 4 basic items for a new stripper to keep in their bag/locker what would the items be and why?

[depressed-pixie-nightmare-girl]

Baby wipes / hand sanitizer = shits dirty

Super glue = shit breaks

Extra outfits = shit happens

Extra makeup = shit is HOT and SWEATY

[depressed-pixie-nightmare-girl]

I'm only working on Easter so I can wear bunny ears

[depressed-pixie-nightmare-girl]

In the kitchen mulfmerpmerp like a stir fry

[depressed-pixie-nightmare-girl]

Literally all I eat is macaroni and chicken nuggets and then I wonder where my cellulite comes from

[writing-prompt-s]

Describe the most beautiful person you’ve ever seen, in three words.

[depressed-pixie-nightmare-girl]

Loose with money

[sadiesteel]

😇

[depressed-pixie-nightmare-girl]

Abs goals

[raspberries-and-kisses]

I asked a customer at work last night what his name was and he said “they call me BD, Big-Dick” and I was like uh huh 🙄 sure they do

[depressed-pixie-nightmare-girl]

Suuuure, buddy

[strippergoddess]

What’s dancing like in miami?

[depressed-pixie-nightmare-girl]

Difficult

[gstringdiscoqueen-blog]

fucking tumblr did the shit where i unfollowed a ton of ppl. here i am wondering why the TL doesnt have much stripper related shit and now i know why 😒

[depressed-pixie-nightmare-girl]

Follow me!! For skrippa content

[depressed-pixie-nightmare-girl]

Sexiest naughty goddess confession 💋🍑👙

I navigate the store to optimize my farts. Open space? I've farted in it.

[raspberries-and-kisses]

My club has been closed for the past two days because of snow and I’m hoping it will be open tomorrow for my shift because I really need the money.

[depressed-pixie-nightmare-girl]

Oh I hate that

[jellyfishlick]

ideal derby outfit

[depressed-pixie-nightmare-girl]

It's 40 degrees at noonish and people are wearing shorts what the fuck please send me back to Guam