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One Piece and Jojo Headcanon Blog Requests are OPEN

[depressed-ramen]

✨Rules✨

Hello, my name is Noodle and welcome to my writing blog! I take requests for One Piece and Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. Please read the rules before submitting a request :)

🔶No NSFW, yandere, abuse, incest, pedophilia, or pregnancy requests please. These topics make me super uncomfortable

🔶Please don’t send any character/character ships either

🔶Character limit is 3, unless it’s a group like Bruno’s gang or the Straw Hat pirates

🔶I also won’t write for characters I don’t like/know hardly anything about. Just ask me if I’ll write for them please

That’s it, requests are open!

[depressed-ramen]

Yo does anybody know if there are any active JJBA discord servers

I wanna join one

[depressed-ramen]

I’m sorry I haven’t posted any writing here in the past couple months. I am living up to my username and have been depressed and unable to write anything. I hope you can understand why there hasn’t been new content lately and I hope I can put some stuff out soon

[ohnoimfangirlingagain-deactivat]

Starting a picrew tag game because I’m bored and this looked fun!

here’s the link

tagging: @that-bi-bliophile​ @justaconfusedqueerkid​ @abcdefghijklmonpqrstuvwxyzzzzzz​ @gayscooter11​ @dysfunctionaldyslexic​ @ava-the-cado​ @elektrashocktherapy​ @one-threesevenths​ @gayest-skater​ @fang-irlingtakentoofar​ @that1nerdgirl​ @dreamingkc​ @nerdy-gay-shit​ @abiracialbilingualbigirl​ @scone-lover​ @smol-angry-biromantic​ and anyone who wants to!

[yalike-jaz-deactivated20220730]

Thanks for the tag @ohnoimfangirlingagain​

@that-bi-bliophile​ @dysfunctionaldyslexic​ @gayscooter11​ @gayest-skater​ @misty-120​ @icarus-crow​ @star-bfly​ @demoniccheese83​ @that1nerdgirl​ @smol-gay-hufflepuff​ @smol-angry-biromantic​ @justmescreaming28​ @it-is-i-kai​@anyone else who wants to!

[transkingoryx]

thank you for the tag! 

I tag: @deathandsunny​ @fang-irlingtakentoofar​ @xx-art-is-the-weapon-xx​ @one-threesevenths​ @namelesshuman13​ @call-me-an-angel-i-dare-you​ @yes-definitely-absolutley​

[namelesshuman13]

@awkward-bisexual-finger-guns @catamelon @rubi-alcali @xx-rayne-or-shine-xx @ivegotanaceupmysleeve-ohitsme

[rubi-alcali]

@bxbatea @infected-light @iwillstealyourpotatoes

[iwillstealyourpotatoes]

@kinda-clouded-mind @goodiebluebox @toomuchdickfort @pornkilledtheplayboystar @bloodakoos

[kinda-clouded-mind]

@thatoneemobooknerd @wettthepottterheadss4120 @bi-streetcat

[b00bconnoisseur]

!!

@sadamericanorca @thatoneemobooknerd @theclingiestbitch @letmebegaykaren @godcantstopme @lesbiansquid53-31-39

[letmebegaykaren]

Thanks for the tag!

@panpotterhead3000 @pansexualholli

[noodles-07]

That feeling when you feel both aggressively punk and bright colors and then this happens

@thechaoscult​

[g00d-cr1mes-w1th-sc4r-moved]

@reallyradrat @tickingclockheart @ anyone who wants to

[deadredactedwalking-deactivated]

@sarcasticmudkip @hellofellowkolas @just-an-ender-pan @hersheythegaybean

[sarcasticmudkip]

im too lazy to tag so, anyone just hop in

[mechanical-sheikah]

Guess I’ll just slide in then.

I tag @soragoldenheart2 @rayraythecrazy @ghostlykidplaidbanana @kentuckyfriedmadlad @xicarusisfallingx and anyone else who sees this.

[xylem-sap]

Thx for the tag!

It was at that moment when all my online friends realized I dress like a goth person

Tags:

@morvith @sky-squido @thefaelink all I can think of off the top of my head so @ anyone else who wants to

[sky-squido]

i like to think i’m funny

@youknowwhoyouaremeep @you-cant-stopme @nicetomeetmew @imorphemi @no-themes-just-memes @moriafriend @this-victoria-has-no-secret

[imorphemi]

this is pretty cute :3

@dragonofthewild​ @nintroni​ @singingvio​ @bluebeam246​ @kittykruger​ @enderkitten123​ i think you guys would like it

[enderkitten123]

thanks for tagging me! <3

@ch-ch-ch-cherry-bomb-253​ @hannyboop​ @mangoisee​ @pollyanna-nana​

[ch-ch-ch-cherry-bomb-253]

UwU thank you for tagging me ah, I finna tag and if ya wanna do it ya can 😳

@lunityvirus​ @bonnibellparker​ @anira8884​ @fuzyfazbear​

[lunityvirus]

Kjkkjkj yeah I decided to go with my khimār for once in my life😳😳 I’m tagging

@crystalviolin321 @jaymi-and-their-shit @its-that-guy-again @crisisbruno and whoever else wants to do this

[jackabitches]

Thanks for tagging me! I’ll tag:

@ask-unkown-26 @ask-narancia-ghirga @cherrycakechan @cherrybombblue01 @sunny-day-doodles @its-that-guy-again @ask-stockphoto-pucci @askdepressedjojo

Have fun! This so so cool and fun and I love it!

[cherrybombblue01]

thanks for the tag this was pretty fun !💖

i’ll tag @hrophants @diavolodoppio @kroliiina @kakyoin-shades @sugaredrosebuds @tinker0906 @chaoticroki @magnolia-penn @hap-less @mistytpednaem @classyroadlamppurse @ask-narancia-ghirga @cereza101 💖

[your-oppa-is-trash-deactivated2]

Hey @cherrybombblue01 thank you for the tag love~ ❤🍒❤ ✨ sorry to reply so late, I have been pretty preoccupied with stuff lately.

Anyone else who wants to participate can of course! I’ll tag @cheemerthejojofreak @blaster-lunaz​ @junosartsthetic 💕

[catboy-catan-deactivated2022050]

Tagged by @kakyoin-shades!

Thank you for tagging me!! I made two of them again :p

@lostinthe-jojos @simpforabba @madzandcheese @jjbakaloskaiagathos @crystalviolin321 @uttertrash @one-of-the-weebs @ohnonotanotherjojoblog @cheemerthejojofreak​ @magnolia-penn @artsyisartsy @gio-is-writing @sohin-ace​ @mel-on-the-phone​ @junosartsthetic​ @hugging-jjba-characters​ @naranciabestboi​ @jombocostello​ @kindajared​  @writer-senpai​ & @whoever  wants to do this!

[lemonadelovers]

Thanks for tagging, @blaster-lunaz ! Love ya ❤️

I’ll be tagging:

@abbacchiosbelt @risottoneroo @redbeanb0i @rohankishibez @yandere-daze @imaginesareunbreakable @industrialteletubbie @ohnonotanotherjojoblog @oddverse @pearlycove also anyone who wants to do this! Thanks!!

[yandere-daze]

Thank you for the tag @artsyisartsy !!💕

Here’s mine:

I’m tagging

@naranciabestboi​ @sunca​ @kindajared​ @simpforabba​ @jotaros-baby-girl​  @depressed-ramen​ @wheelies-on-heelys​ @imoonvisitor164​ @jojos-bizzare-whore​ @kilogren​ and anyone else that wants to ^^

[depressed-ramen]

Thank you for the tag!!

I tag anybody who wants to do this

[depressed-ramen]

Just wanted to pop in and say anon who requested something with Corazon, I’m not ignoring you! I’ve been a bit busy with life but I promise I am working on it and it will be posted soon!

If anybody wants to send in other stuff, feel free to do so!

[sleepdepravity]

anyways, better, more wholesome brook jokes to replace his thing with panties:

him and franky will turn a scene into a musical at random moments

his sense of gentleman etiquette is outdated and so he will do things like stand whenever a lady walks into a room, run over and pick up whatever a lady drops, and randomly help ladies across the street or help them out of a vehicle without warning. it’s only a little awkward on the ship but it’s mortifying in public. sanji tries his best to teach him modern etiquette but brook is scandalized by his cursing and how he smokes in front of ladies

people will talk to him for a while. he’s actually asleep.

he gets stabbed and freaks out but the sword has gone between his ribs.

franky’s tech fuckin blows his mind and from then on he assumes that any machine or weapon he doesn’t recognize does incredibly improbable things, or expects franky to have unreasonably specific gadgets for every situation. 

robin mentions important historical events, everybody turns to brook and asks if he remembers it. even if it happened 800 years ago

that’s all i can think of for now

[inaweofdiana]

-bonus for number two: Brook running off becomes so frequent that it gets to be a problem so they have to get one of those kiddy backpack leashes for him. Ussopp, Zoro, Sanji, and Chopper have to draw straws for it -bonus bonus: one time they forget it and tie one of Luffy’s arms into a makeshift harness for Brook -Brook is unreasonably upset that he can’t play the kazoo (no lips, yohoho…) -but he CAN fill up his brain cavity with nuts or beans and use it as a maraca or to bother Zoro or Nami or smuggle food past Sanji to Luffy -in fact hiding things in Brook’s skull becomes kind of a thing. Secret special map chart? Skull. Loose vivre card? Skull. Zoro’s sense of direction? Skull. Change of earrings? Skull. I’d say it’s handy but… (no hands, yohoho…)

[sleepdepravity]

HOW DID I NOT CONSIDER EVERYBODY USING HIS SKULL AS A CUBBY

[inaweofdiana]

IT WORKS AGAINST BAD GUYS BECAUSE THEY ALL THINK WOW THE STRONG CAPTAIN OR THE CAT BURGLAR HAS THE LOOT but no its in the communal cubby with these cool spices Sanji found and Zoro’s new tin of sword polish and Chopper’s snacks lol nobody will EVER suspect

-#3 bonus if he’s actually asleep while they’ve been talking for a while it turns into a game of how many x can I fit in his eye holes before he wakes up -“I’m so cool because I’m only 45 degrees!” Alternately if you’re not a dirty American and use Celsius like people with common sense “I’m so hot because I’m 45 degrees!”

[sleepdepravity]

you’re doing so good to my post i feel like i have to also do good, and also do good to brook, i don’t think i can come up with many more good skeleton japes but golly i have to try

someone suggests hiding something in brook’s chest cavity, he gets very shy and embarrassed. especially if they need to hide a really small kid. “brook, there’s literally nothing to see” “BUT IT’S SO FORWARD 

 at one point, everybody realizes that brook is light as shit and that means zoro can pretty much just launch him into space, cue everytime they have to infiltrate some base everybody turns to him. zoro stretches his arms. brook cries.

during one of their adventures, brook finds a skeleton and decides to bring it back. he leaves it around in any manner of poses and also in all manner of funny hiding places. it gets tossed overboard after too many times of mistaken identity and accidental jump scares.

he keeps turning poetry into songs instead, and it’s especially impressive when it’s free verse.

sometimes he tries to mimic sanji’s weird-ass leg poses behind him, and ends up doing it better without any fat or muscles or skin in the way, also his legs are way longer and it looks cooler. sanji says he’s not jealous, is actually super jealous.

at some point in the future he hangs a pair of spectacles around his neck and then every time he reads something he pulls them up to his eyes and acts like he’s really peering through them and it’s so obviously a set-up for a skull joke but he never fucking says it and it drives everybody crazy.

that’s all again

[inaweofdiana]

i n c r e d i b l e omg you’re doing amazing b I don’t have anymore at the moment except for one -they’re all talking about soup and Sanji mentions he makes broth by boiling bones and one by one they all look at Brook real considering like (Brook won’t come out of the crows nest for two days)

[marisketch]

I thought it’d be fun to try drawing Usopp, too. With some edits because, well, you know.

[shishiswordsman]

Dorao the Explorer (2018)

[zorobinkiss]

One Piece - Roronoa Zoro + other straw hats

I select my favourite color spreads for the new world with Zoro and the other straw hats. I hope you enjoy this collage 😎😉!!

[depressed-ramen]

"Not all men" You're right. Usopp would never treat me like this

[corazonstealer]

*Me showing my cousin OP*

*Him completely repulsed by cute Chopper being able to transform into not so cute versions*

Me: “how else is is going to defend himself?”

Him: “dont they have guns in that universe?”

Me: *completely forgets about Bege, snipers, & a lot of other people* “No, they’re pirates with powers not the mob.”

Him:

[corazonstealer]

*us getting into an argument about stupid shit*

*5 mins later I receive this:*

[usolu]

I HOPE THIS HASN’T BEEN DONE BEFORE 

[nekokat42]

Welcome to ZEFF-Brand Burger Baratie ™

[hundredsunny]

usopp is. one of the greatest fictional characters i have ever known and he deserves so much more love and appreciation please appreciate my son

[depressed-ramen]

I'm opening requests again!

Please read the the rules before sending anything in. At the moment, the character limit is 5. No NSFW requests

[jaxblade]

Okay we can all agree the 4kids OnePiece Dub was mostly trash but God Bless the Voice actor who played Zoro. THE EMOTION he puts in 👌🏾😂💯

[legitimateluffy]

I have struck this low for the memes