sure...

(She/her)

[namelesshuman13]

This is my weird post to fight tumblr's tagging system. I am gonna tag this post with my tags I wanna find in my dash but can't because of tumblr

Edit: please don't judge my level of sanity through this post even though it will probably be accurate

[namelesshuman13]

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[namelesshuman13]

Second time I am reblogging this fucker because of the stupid 30 tags per post limit

That means I have about than 60 weird tags for random very specific posts though

Edit 2: ykw fuck it do judge my level of sanity through this post though it will probably not be even close to the level I am at

[namelesshuman13]

If there need to be any tw tags in any of my original posts ever just tell me plz and I will add it (except this one)

In other news I have decided to use my weird tags system as a notice board

[namelesshuman13]

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Edit: Tumblr destroyed the one fucking way I had of sorting it somewhere along the way and I hate it. I can't go from the tags on previous reblogs of this post to the main post which I tagged and reblogged. Why Tumblr. Why.

[jewish-rock]

it should be socially acceptable to wear whatever type of clothes you want anywhere and i am not kidding

[jewish-rock]

dress is an indicator of status that poor people, people of color, disabled people, some religious people, and women consistently fail to meet due to social prejudice or barriers to acquiring the appropriate clothing

[jewish-rock]

obviously there are scenarios where specific clothing is required (like PPE at a job site)

but a person coming to an office job in sweatpants doesn't make them less qualified to do their work, it just means they're more comfortable while doing it

[jewish-rock]

"you're required to wear a face shield, an apron/coat, and closed toed shoes in this lab environment for your safety" awesome perfect, i love safety, and i can wear whatever i want under it.

"you're required to wear a suit to present your lab work" i do not become less intelligent wearing non-formal clothing, and this presentation has now become inaccessible to someone who cannot wear appropriate formal dress

[jewish-rock]

I FORGOT FAT PEOPLE IN MY ORIGINAL REBLOG, DONT REBLOG WITHOUT INCLUDING FAT PEOPLE

[baddywronglegs]

I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

Which of these would surprise you more to find on the doorstep?

Fairy

Walrus

Voting ended onFeb 26, 2024

[baddywronglegs]

Not naming options to skew votes but...

I think there's something fundamentally baffling with the way most of you think.

[formlesschromatic]

[troacctid]

Happy birthday to this iconic poll

[glowcowboy]

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

[its-your-mind]

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

[beautifulterriblequeen]

We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.

[dear-ao3]

night sky continues to get brighter. theres always people here for you

[shinigami-social]

Made a painting of all of us “Holding Hands” <3

[vedurnan]

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

[onepoorsonnet]

canonically a huge part of why these men haven't killed themselves is bc they have alternating ER shifts and they don't want to burden each other like that. excellent old man yaoi material

[namelesshuman13]

I love how derry girls shows everything that was going on in Ireland at the time the show was set in a way that doesn't feel forced or doesn't basically make it not a show about 5 teens in school

Like I don't know much about the actual events but there are some scenes that just make me lowkey emotional just seeing them

The best of them for me is 01x06 where after an episode of the group breaking at the end they are all at the stage lauging and being silly and loving each other and then we cut to the adults watching the news about the bombing and that song starts playing and it gives me chills legit everytime I see it

Also love the somewhat reverse of it that happens in 02x05 where the girls are once again on stage covered in fake blood and on the other hand a ceasefire has been called

[brothermouse-skeleton]

Just saw the new Beniot Blanc movie, I love that this established that Blanc's crime solving M.O. is to team up with whatever suspect has the kindest heart and commit minor acts of obstruction of justice to keep them from getting arrested until he can crack the case.

I hope that southern fried fancy boy never stops adopting good people at grisly murder scenes.

[ajdumpsherbrain]

shane: mom…can you take three steps back please?

also shane at 4am in the morning:

[heymacy]

HEATED RIVALRY SEASON ONE + hall of fame text posts

[gil-estel]

literally all I could think about while shane and yuna were having their Moment

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]

[sheisraging]

i'm not crying, you're crying.

[foxpost-generator]

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

[therebloggening]

What a beautiful octopus.

[your-local-foxgirl]

Common misconception! This is actually a fuck!

[sparrowsarecool]

@misidentifying-animals-in-posts May you tell us what this creature is?

[misidentifying-animals-in-posts]

Eastern fence lizard (Sceloporus undulatus). Unless the gif is in reverse, in which case it’s a Western fence lizard (Sceloporous occidentalis).

[chongoblog]

Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

[ampersketch-art]

Hey,

[chongoblog]

Don’t say anything

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[were--ralph]

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

[evilwizard]

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

[were--ralph]

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

[were--ralph]

[teaboot]

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

[teaboot]

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

[edgar-allan-possum]

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

[elidyce]

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. 

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in. 

*A couple of months later* 

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit. 

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure. 

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family. 

[cipheramnesia]

Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

[val-the-bun]

HOW DARE YOU HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS, @a-dauntless-daffodil!