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[planet4546b]

im currently completely losing it about the great stalacpipe organ. are you fucking kidding me they made an organ out of a CAVE???? IT TAKES UP THREE ACRES??? i legit am about to lose it

[planet4546b]

this is a comment left on a recording of moonlight sonata played on an organ that is literally made out of a cave and its making me so emotional its not even funny

[image id: a youtube comment that reads ‘wonderful…and the moon has never shone there…’ end id.]

[marlynnofmany]

All that and no pictures??

According to Wikipedia, it works by hidden rubber mallets on the naturally-musical stalactites that tourguides have been knocking on for over a century. The guy who made the organ may have gotten the idea when his son whacked his head on a stalactite.

Here’s a video. It is hauntingly beautiful.

[spirit-pyrite]

In case anyone is looking, here’s the link to the video op mentions.

https://youtu.be/HsKUUn29tSs

[unmutedlark-blog]

medically accurate muscle chart:

[shutframe]

As someone who works in therapy for a living, I can confirm this is 100% accurate

[nineprotons]

@cosmicdwarf

[stele3]

For Traitor: neck retraction exercise. While lying in bed with your head flat against the mattress, give yourself the biggest double chin you can. Repeat 10 times.

For Jackass: stop hiking your shoulders up to your ears. This is pretty much a stress thing, it’s human instinct to protect our neck when we’re under stress so that predators can’t get at it. Easiest way to do that is be elevating the shoulders, so. Periodically take not of where your shoulders are at.

Absolute Fuckwaffle: stretch out your chest. The rhomboids on the back work to keep our shoulder blades back, so when we’re hunched forward they are constantly straining to do their job. Unfortunately it’s not as simple as telling you to stand up straight, since our pectorals get chronically tight and prevent us from doing so. Step one: pectoral stretches. Hold for at least 20 seconds.

Asshole: Superman exercises. Like the rhomboids, the ESGs are straining against the slump. Stretching the chest will help them, too, but then you e got to strengthen your back. Do 20 of those per day.

[curlicuecal]

traitor tried to murder me last night and fuckwaffle is always up on my shit

I’m gonna try these tips

[cricketcat9]

Rebloging for myself and anyone who has to deal with these fuckers

[gossamerorigins]

Physical therapists are heroes!

[muttsandmustelidae]

From the Nashville Zoo’s fb page! Here’s the petition, please please please take a moment to add your name (even if you’re not from Nashville!). If you are from Tennessee, contact your representatives and make it clear that the people do not want this data center. This is an AZA accredited zoo which is home to several species of critically endangered animals, we NEED to protect it. Make your voice heard!

[muttsandmustelidae]

Because people will pay attention to cute animals, here are some of the critically endangered/endangered species housed at the Nashville Zoo!

The Amur Leopard and Clouded Leopard (which recently celebrated its 50th cub born at the zoo!)

The Sumatran Tiger

The Red Ruffed Lemur and Ring-Tailed Lemur

The Cotton-Top Tamarin and White-Cheeked Gibbon

The Colobus Monkey and De Brazza’s Monkey

And the Mexican Spider Monkey!

Look at them!!!! Look at them and fight like hell to save them!!!!

[inkbi0tic]

[infectiouspiss]

the world needs more dykes

[kunaiman]

I keep forgetting that this means lesbian. I instinctively think of dams when I hear this word. Like. Okay yeah. Posts made by beavers I guess.

[infectiouspiss]

lesbians can we make this post about beavers for a couple hours every day? like 3-5am or something? i think that would be really cool thank you

[strawberry-crocodile]

marriage is insane. people will really be like "if you really love me youll sign this legal document binding our finances together"

[strawberry-crocodile]

marriage is taught to kids and talked about as like the ultimate form of love, the natural endgame for a relationship, but functionally, it is primarily an economic contract. bind together your finances, be able to adopt, get to decide what happens when the other dies. but all this legal bullshit is still tied to, like, expectations of living together, romantic and sexual monogamy, labor from the woman (we know marriage is built For The Hets, right?), social stuff. pinkie promise im the only person youll fuck ever and we can buy a house.

kinda fucked up is all im sayin.

[strawberry-crocodile]

to be clear im not saying never get married, im saying marriage is a crass, practical legal procedure and should be done for crass, practical legal reasons. and never marry a man who won't do dishes.

[supersonicslacker]

sonic wearing a t-shirt that says "in a committed relationship with a beautiful person named The Bit" in aro flag colors send post

[heliianth]

post good

[angelspouse]

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

[the-haiku-bot]

(with the intention

of ordering grapes from the

lemonade stand) hey

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[moonlume]

❤️🌷✨

[clockworkcrow]

thinking about harvey stardew valley and being a rural country doctor with a caseload like:

guy who won’t accept any diagnosis except “you have consumption and need to go to the seaside for your health”

woman who asks what gemstone he would prescribe for her UTI

guy who spends half the day trying to give himself a concussion and the other half trying to blow out his hearing on his guitar

two people who have struggled with alcoholism for years but reject all of his resources for it UNTIL someone gifts them alcohol biweekly for a year straight and suddenly their lives turn around

guy who will not stop mailing people bombs but in a friendly way and like this just isn’t on the PTSD screener??

guy who won’t stop asking him vague but increasingly bizarre questions about the safety of truffle oil

woman who EATS ROCKS

and also there’s a fucking wizard. what’s up with that. how often do you think the man goes “why did i get an MD why didn’t i just train to be a wizard i didn’t even know that was an option” while performing emergency surgery on this one farmer who won’t stop picking fights with ACTUAL MONSTERS

[thememedaddy]

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[bread-in-the-void]

um?

[this-is-arophobia]

how come whenever aromantic allosexuals come up, all the alloromantics become instantly incapable of understanding casual sex lmao?? I've seen people who talk about having one night stands andfuck buddies and casual hookups become so aghast at the idea of an aromantic doing those same things. the cognitive dissonance of arophobes is astounding to me

this is alloarophobia

[tvheadfalls]

i can finally post this bc lina got further in smoon, anyway i know the anime revealed theyre not twins but i thought they were when i first played and u cant make me believe it i do not see it!!!! anyway pokemon siblings own my heart and soul

[electric-blue24]

unfortunately there are downsides to lady sneasler’s new babysitter

[chatlote]

Dreamshare AU - When they fall deeply asleep, they manage to meet on their dreams again.

Bonus Convo, Ingo will recover his memories slowly, on question at a time.