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by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

lokaror

we dont chaos kill that many people.

orcboxer

Well If You Say It's Not That Many

nono295

nowthatsjustdandy

Low effort art? Project Hail Mary? Linguistic errors? My three current hyperfixations all in one place?

Had to use @justcakethanks template for myself

#project hail mary

emotargaryen

one of the tweets of all time to me

#cooking tag

wayneradiotv

Erarg creates world’s first Happypasta

yesterdaysprint

Dr. Sargent says women are growing masculine and men are becoming effeminate.

iowntheworldandyou

lastoneout

Like can you imagine how horrible and crushing it must be as a trans woman who wants to play sports to have the people defending you be doing it on the grounds that your HRT makes you weaker than men and it wouldn't be fair for you to go up against them because your poor, frail, female body could never beat a man at anything??

And can you also imagine being a trans man and having the time and work you've put in to be good at your sport all be chalked up to the testosterone and not your own heard work and earned skill?? To have people act like you're only good at something you love because you're using testosterone(especially because T is not a magic "be good at sports" drug).

And god intersex and nonbinary people just can't fucking assimilate at all and even if we change the rules so binary trans kids can play that does nothing to help kids who fall outside the binary entirely.

Like christ alive, I just want to apologize to all trans and intersex people. No one should be using misogyny to defend you, be it by saying your HTR makes you weak or that it makes you strong with no effort, or by acting like you not being included isn't a problem worth talking about. Trans and intersex people are just as capable as any cis person, their work and effort is just as real, and we should not belittle them in the quest to protect them. Stop spreading misogynistic beliefs about hormones and gender/sex, stop upholding the gender binary, stop pushing assimilation over liberation.

I'm so fucking mad rn. Trans and intersex people deserve SO much better.

lastoneout

Also pouring one out for cis girls. If people were out there, especially my parents, defending me on the grounds that I could never beat a man at anything I would be crushed. And livid. I'd never believe my parents when they congratulate me or encourage me ever again. It's a horrible thing to hear, especially from people who claim to care about you and be progressive.

And like cis boys are only upset when women beat them because they were told from a young age that they are better and smarter and stronger than girls and that they should be humiliated if a girl is better than them, if we stopped fucking teaching them that this attitude would fade into obscurity, not be a cycle thst just won't fucking quit.

This attitude helps no one. It holds us all back. And I'm sick of it.

lastoneout

2026 Edit: No one should be using misogyny to defend us.

frogmunist-deactivated20190724

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man says, “All right, all right. I’m *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?” The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.” The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.” The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.” The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.” The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?” The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.” The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound. But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk

the-desolated-quill

Originally posted by disneyasastrology

violent-darts

BWAHAHAHAHAH.

kvothe-kingkiller

the way i learned this, it was always told through spoken word. And you’d do the door thing for ages. AGES. literally just making up any old material. ‘behind the foam door is a door made of spinach’ that kind of shit. Go on until whoever is listening has already begged you to stop and has now gone on to pleading, clutching your shirt on their knees pleading. And when you finally said the last line? People went fucking nuts Like there was a good chance of just getting the teeth knocked out of you after telling that joke.

A friend of mine did that shit for 30 minutes on a camp once. The entire fucking bus just exploded in anger when she finished. It was a fucking massacre.

filthyprotozoan

people are always like “i have face blindness but i’m good with names” or “im terrible with names but i never forget a face” well baby idk how to tell u this but i am . bad at both.

filthyprotozoan

yesterday i didn’t recognize my coworker bc he was wearing a purple shirt and im used to him wearing all black

filthyprotozoan

yeah and im stomping you to death with my hooves

lychgate

my husband put on a wig, in front of me, and i immediately got distressed and mad because it looked like a stranger was in our house and my ape brain wanted to attack

derinthescarletpescatarian

I once accidentally filled in a form using my internet name, went "that's not right", realised I didn't remember my legal name, panicked, and started filling it in with the names of everyone in my lab in order until I stumbled on the name that I recognised as being used for me.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#i FREQUENTLY stare at anybody who is blonde with bangs going 'is that my best friend i've lived with for 3 years...?'#the answer is always no it's just a different blonde girl with bangs

I used to be a nanny. So I was taking this toddler to various activities in town and stuff, and parents would be there of course with their own toddlers and

EVERY

TODDLER MUM

DRESSES

THE FUCKING SAME

Same haircuts, same jackets, same tops and pants. I could NEVER tell anybody apart. I was there in my leather jacket and workboots and crew cut so they all got a huge advantage in recognising me, but I was shit out of luck. I had to try to see what child they were with and guess.

coughloop

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

coughloop

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

deadpowol

docholligay

Possibly my spiciest take is that it's actually good to have people you respect and like that have some dogshit takes.

I think part of what is making young people lonelier, in discussing why they're increasingly isolated, is that they're so afraid of meeting someone who doesn't hold their same beliefs, and instead of being just core beliefs it is kinda ancillary shit.

It's actually okay to disagree even on social topics! Even on some political ones! But I mean, online you can start with "i love this mutual but they have a really bad/uninformed opinion about x media"

I know this is IMMEDIATELY going to be taken in bad faith, and yes babygirl, you are so right, I DO want you to go make best friends with both the KKK grand wizard AND your nearest nazi leader.

But seriously, as someone who has spent two decades doing community organization: finding ways to connect with different people is so so so important. There are people i follow here who ate 80% smart and their brain falls out of their head 20% of the time and that is GOOD FOR MY MENTAL ECOSYSTEM AND GOOD FOR LEARNING HOW TO BE A PERSON

LET'S ALL GO PISS ON THE POOR

mikkeneko

notaplaceofhonour

It’s also good to assume you probably are the friend whose brain falls out 20% of the time.

We all have blind spots, assumptions, and dogshit take from time to time. They can’t all be winners.

nature-hiking

Dark clouds driving the sunlight from the mountain slopes - Isle of Skye, Scotland, August 2025

photo by: nature-hiking

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dollhair

Something about the bastardization of the story time and time again proves that nobody in power really cares about the people who would resonate with King’s Carrie White. A girl so ugly and repulsive she’s been removed from her own story. The societal need for women and girls to be constantly perceived as attractive is what fuels a fair amount of her torment in the book, but that person isn’t even allowed to exist on the screen. We cannot empathize with her; it isn’t allowed. It’s fascinating to me.

#horror tag