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Ugh

[funny-tik-toks]

[beatcroc]

That’s the face of a man who has been working with that dog for over a year to keep it from jumping on people.

And that’s the face of a dog saying to the man I’m not touching you.

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

[thesassybunnies]

THIS IS GREAT 😍😍 

(via)

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

Hey, you. I... I couldn't help but notice you are having a rough day... May I offer you some snuggie rats in consolation?

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[anxietyproblem]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[depressoespresso69]

This is probably dumb but i am running low on options. Long story short, my wife and I are a month behind on rent and I'm reaching out to see if anyone is able to help at all. Rent is due this Friday (9/10) and i owe a total of $1300 and I'll only be able to pay about $600. Anything helps and any questions feel free to ask me.

Venmo

Ollivercostanzo

Paypal.me/ollivercostanzo

Cashapp

$KateriStauffer

Zelle

[email protected]

[birds-and-friends]

Full Video: Riekko mukana hiihtoreissulla, Tolkuton Willow ptarmigan included in ski trip

[comixextra]

For the love of god, PLEASE UNMUTE!!!

[bombcollar]

ptarmigan: [in a deep, croaking voice] awow awow awow awow awow awow awow. awow. awow. awow… awow… bup bup bup bup bup bup. pow. pow. pow.

[qillermeme]

[depressoespresso69]

This is probably dumb but i am running low on options. Long story short, my wife and I are a month behind on rent and I'm reaching out to see if anyone is able to help at all. Rent is due this Friday (9/10) and i owe a total of $1300 and I'll only be able to pay about $600. Anything helps and any questions feel free to ask me.

Venmo

Ollivercostanzo

Paypal.me/ollivercostanzo

Cashapp

$KateriStauffer

Zelle

[email protected]

[vaizado-deactivated20130602]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

usually i dont learn anything new during our math lessons bc kindergarten but one time we put on this shapes video & it started off with like regular ass shapes but then it just kept going into shapes with more & more sides & the kids went fucking nuts. the lady would be like “this is a hendecagon” & theyd all start fucking screaming & cheering in delighted bewilderment that only intensified with each new shape & all us adults in the room who also dont know these shapes were sitting there like

[demilypyro]

Dont let my intelligence distract from the fact that I'm stupid

[corviacore]

High int and low wis

Or high wis and low int?

[demilypyro]

High int and high wis but terrible, TERRIBLE luck on the rolls

[even-the-sparrow]

High int and wis, but with permanent disadvantage.

[demilypyro]

DING DING DING, BABY

[lycanrocc]

me: *sees the number 69*

me: THATS!!!!!! THE SEX NUMBER!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! NICE!!!!!

me: *sees the number 420*

me: THATSS THE WEED NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THAT SHIT NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *sees the number 666*

me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[omghotmemes]

The honour was mine

[mutantmorphingpotions]

So I’m helping a friend of mine find a staff design for his oc cause comission work I’m doing and when I’m stumped, I turn to neopets to get a sort of idea of what we need because of the sheer diversity of the items they have. So I’m scrolling thru the database, showing him stuff, staffs and weapons and stuff and getting some nods here and there, playing ‘hot n cold’ as I try to get an idea of what he wants me to draw. And I find ‘The Moar Blade’

And I get a good laugh from it. It looks like a Rogue finally got to design a weapon and I show him and I immediatly get a ‘you know that’s a real weapon right’

‘bull’

SEVERAL SECONDS LATER AND A FEW IMAGES HAVE BEEN SENT.

IT IS APPARENTLY CALLED A KPINGA

IT IS APPARENTLY DESCRIBED AS 12 BLADES THROWN INTO A BLENDER SO NO MATTER HOW YOU THROW IT, THE PERSON YOU’RE THROWING IT AT GETS STABBED.

It’s apparently from Central Africa

It’s also apparently a common dowry gift you give to the wife’s family. A wife knife. I would take a wife knife.

My dear friend’s justification for why he knows about this weird obscure knife’s existance is just ‘I like weapons’

[depressoespresso69]

Sharing from a friend, anything will help

https://www.paypal.com/pools/c/8xraiAUAxL

I made a PayPal pool if anyone is interested. I made this to help more long term.

"Hello,

Myself (Black, queer, disabled, and trans), my partner (all the same things as above), and our 2 babies were forced out of our home due to transphobic attacks and people threatening our lives. We left state and lost everything. We're in a hotel and housing insecure. The funds would be used for housing and food for the next month"