not that sane

🥛18+🥛

[deranged-oreo]

i have interests

In writing fic (deranged_ore0 on AO3)

In fandom

In rare pairs

In cowboys

In medical dramas

In diamond paintings

In oreos

[twilightofthesandwiches]

What is the FIRST thing you’re gonna do if you had a Time Machine?

Travel to prehistoric times and see ancient extinct animals with your own eyes

Travel to a heavily-contested historical event to see what REALLY happened

Experience a defunct theme park ride or another ephemeral form of entertainment

Track down a piece of now-Lost Media and bring it to the Present Day

Troll your fandom by posting the most implausible but 100 accurate 'predictions'

Travel to a different time period and try to live in it for a week

Get extra free time by looping back to the start of your weekend/day off

Travel back in time to punch your most loathed historical figure in the face

Go visit your past self and try and give yourself some good advice

Go to the future to get yourself some lottery numbers

Prank Conspiracy Theorists by appearing in the background of famous photographs

Try and kill your own grandfather just to see what happens

Voting ended onMay 1, 2024

[jaydencoolguy]

Has anyone done this yet?

[the-real-nikki19]

back to the future + onion headlines (part 7)

part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4 / part 5 / part 6

[future-boi]

#3: 'Alarming Study' LMAO. In the 50's?? 👀 bruh

The last one had me rollin 😂😭 who else but buff-tannen? 🙄😒😂

[garfieldblunt]

How Many Shots do I need to Kiss the VDL gang members?

Arthur - 1 for confidence

Kieran - sober, hand him over

Lenny - 2 so we can cheers

Micah - I need to be Alcohol Poisoned to look in his direction

Dutch - 5 He needs to convince me though

Javier - Sober, Maybe 1 for encouragement

Abigail - 1 for confidence, she’s really pretty :)

Bill - I need to be family guy death posing before I think about kissing him

Pearson - 3 I feel like he would be a gentle kisser

Tilly - 2 I would still probably be nervous though

Molly - Sober, baby please I can treat you better I promise just give me a chance

John - 4 he looks like he would kiss me while he still had food on his lips :(

Mary Beth - 2 she definitely learned how to kiss from reading romance novels

Grimshaw - I don’t think she would let me :(

Uncle - no. :( I’m not kissing PeePaw

Hosea - 4 I’m kissing PawPee

Karen - 2 but I don’t have a Maguire Junior for her :(

Sean - 7 He’s going to show me his Maguire Junior :(

Charles - 2 for confidence

[deranged-oreo]

WHUMPRIL 2024 - DAY 30 - REASSURANCE

Fandom: Back to the Future Title: Fort Washakie, WY Pairing: Marty/Stubble (you heard me) Genre: Whump, H/C Rated M Warnings: Stitches, broken bones, concussion, mild sexual language Words: 1900 Summary:

"You were in a wagon accident," Stubble said. "Rolled off a cliff." He untied the bandages wound around Marty's tender abdomen and sucked his teeth as he peeled the sticky, blood-soaked bandage from Marty's skin. "Broke your leg, hit your head, got a, a wagon spoke to the stomach."

A shaky exhale.

"You needed a doctor. A place to stay for the winter. So, I brought you here."

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

thanks for hosting your excellent challenge, @whumpril!

[themurdochmemesteries]

future boy

[reader010]

listen I love me some good time travel fix-it

but a time travel fuck-it up more…

🤌

[future-boi]

Marty has 3 moods towards his dad throughout the movie: Disappointment Frustration and Astonishment

I mean I get it. But he’s trying his best 😭😭😂

Me: *draws frowning Marty

Also me: that’s so Stoltz-coded

[brothertedd-deactivated20240822]

[ct-offical-sexyman-deactivated2]

Ranking various McFlys based on ✨ rizz ✨

Marty McFly

gives confused labrador kind of vibes (+)

plays guitar (+)

easily jump scared (-)

Just can't handle being called chicken even if the fate of his future depends on it (-)

7/10 charisma

George McFly

his own son had to teach him how to talk to girls (-)

is a peeing tom (-)

punched a rapist (+)

rizz aged better with age (like wine) (+)

might be the biggest loser in the history of Hill Valley (-)

2/10 charisma

Marty McFly Jr

wet dog (-)

named after his dad (-)

nearly got peer pressured into committing a crime (-)

Ipad kid (-)

competing with his grandpa for the title of biggest loser in Hill Valley (-)

0/10 rizz

William McFly

colonisation ass hair cut (-)

looks like an arthur conan doyle villain (-)

where neck? (-)

negative 2 out of 10 charisma

Seamus McFly

is irish (+)

terrible taste in hats (-)

don't know how to feel about that beard (-)

willing to help a buddy out (+)

5 out of 10 charisma

Arthur McFly

where he lacks in looks he makes up for in smarts (+)

also has terrible taste in hats (-)

got a girl to fall in love with him just by being really good at math (+)

married said girl just to help her keep a job (+)

11 out of 10 charisma

[dear-ao3]

[ID: An ao3 tag which reads, “FURIOUS MASTURBATION”. End ID]

[microwavedmetal]

what he smug about

[unimatrix-581]

my contribution to the house md fandom

[rylandsgrace]

House M.D. (2004-2012) I 1.02 Paternity

[finleycannotdraw]

we need all types of art in fandoms

[viaalterego]