Little Red Riding Hood

(801): The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting. (803): That's a really terrible idea. (734): Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input (1-732): swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph (252): Well I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault. (301): Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours. (519): And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication. (201): Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell (239): If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now (407): How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those. (585): I need to sanitize my soul.

[teenbeachmovie3]

*cries over character’s wasted potential*

[digivolvin]

ok teen wolf fandom, repeat after me:

scott is not a “true alpha” because it’s his destiny— scott is a true alpha because he refused to accept the inevitability of violence and manipulation that becoming a werewolf promised him.

which, incidentally, does not make him perfect and boring. unless you think being caring and hardworking and humanly flawed is.. a.. bad thing. which is your problem, at the end of the day, not teen wolf’s.

a “true alpha” is not a fulfillment of prophecy— it’s simply a differentiation from all the other NORMAL, ASSHOLE alphas.

it’s been a century since the last “true alpha” because apparently the werewolf world is inhabited by violent powermongers like deucalion, peter and derek— people who will kill and abuse their own in order to ascend in rank. it’s been a century because sometimes you have to wait a century for someone who’s willing to screw over an abusive system, even at great cost to themselves, and pave an alternative path. (if there were more kind, selfless people in werewolf land, there would be more alphas like scott.)

scott is not The Chosen One; scott chose this for himself. he’s struggled to get to the point he’s at, and it’s only going to get more difficult from here.

if you’re going to use it as a (yet another) reason to hate him because he “DOESN’T HAVE TO WORK FOR ANYTHING HE JUST HAS IT WRITTEN IN THE STARS FOR HIM” then i’m afraid you’re being as deliberately obtuse in your interpretation of this show as possible. where have you been for the past three seasons??

[imogeli-blog]

"i know some fans are rooting for sterek action. what are your thoughts on that?"

same holland

[imderekhaleandmyfamilyisdead]

the mall santa smells of liquor and bad choices

i relate to him on deep levels

[imderekhaleandmyfamilyisdead]

isaac called

he’s planning on coming home

but only because of a fucking scarf sale at macy’s 

that is rumored to be happening in 2015

he’s literally planning ahead almost a year

for a fucking sale on scarves

why

[derekthealphahale]

Well... it's scarves, Derek. Do you not remember when Beacon Hills thought there was a fucking "mountain lion" "targeting the citizens" when Macy's had their last sale on scarves?

[rostheriveter-deactivated201709]

EILEEN I’M SCREAMING

FUNERAL HOME LEATHER MOONBEAM

yeah that about sums up derek hale’s life jfc

[imderekhaleandmyfamilyisdead]

wow 

and to think i was actually having a good day

[corahalequeenofsouthamerica]

Whatever you do, do NOT tell Derek that Fall Out Boy is back. Please do not open that door.

[imderekhaleandmyfamilyisdead]

am i more than you bargained for yet

[imderekhaleandmyfamilyisdead]

Do you ever realize that Cora, instead of staying with her actual family who she thought was dead for six years, decided to move to fucking South America of all places instead of staying with you?

thanks

[imderekhaleandmyfamilyisdead]

Are you perhaps feeling these 'things' because that skinny, pale, sarcastic kid who has saved your life many times and never attached any strings is in imminent danger of losing himself entirely to an evil spirit? Is that why?

who even are you

[anotherlongstoryshort]

Still proud of pissing off Derek Hale tbh

[derekthealphahale]

Yeah you're not funny for this. Derek doesn't like Stiles. Stiles doesn't like Derek. They only tolerate each other because of Scott. Sterek will never happen. Get over it.

[imderekhaleandmyfamilyisdead]

About your tragic little high school romance, I just wanna say don't worry about it. She was just a Paige in the book of your life.

do you feel good about yourself

[imderekhaleandmyfamilyisdead]

got hit on by a cute waitress today

went back to the motel we’re staying at only to turn on the news and see that she’s wanted for murdering 36 men and women all across the mississippi state line

fantastic

[imderekhaleandmyfamilyisdead]

four consecutive six-hour voicemails later and isaac still has more to tell me about how his day went

i swear to god 

if i get one more in-depth description of scott’s biceps i’m going to let go and just crash my car into the nearest available object

[imderekhaleandmyfamilyisdead]

Hi

on a scale of one to things that are not okay 

this is not okay

[imderekhaleandmyfamilyisdead]

so today isaac called me at noon from the school’s nurse’s office phone and asked me to get there as soon as i possibly could

i kind of panicked and almost totaled my car barreling down the streets to the high school only to find out that he was in no way hurt

he just lied to a bunch of his classmates and claimed that today was his birthday 

and so to keep the lie going i had to go buy 30 fucking cupcakes and 30 capri suns

these assholes are in high school 

[beaconhillsfiremen]

We thought the return of the Hales to town would mean we’d start getting work again.

We’re still hopeful.

[imderekhaleandmyfamilyisdead]

wow

[imderekhaleandmyfamilyisdead]

yesterday i complained to isaac that cora keeps trying to set me up on blind dates

he freaked out and sent a letter to the sole blind resident of beacon hills and also basically our villain of the season, deucalion, saying he “gets why you wants to be all rag tag and angry and fight-y and stuff” but “if you could please refrain from dating my alpha that would be awesome”

he signed it “isaac age 16”

apparently no one told isaac that blind dating does not mean dating the blind

[derekthealphahale]

how about you just ask lydia out already

[spidey-man]

deucalion saw your mom naked derek

[captain-snark]

who didn’t see Derek’s mom naked

[imderekhaleandmyfamilyisdead]

how do i let you all know that i am angrily logging out of this website