Derpy Show

The nerdy podcast about nothing. DerpyShow.com Click on the Episodes link below to get a full list of our currently released episodes! Be sure to like us on facebook, and follow us on twitter! We also have a YouTube Channel.

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The derps may stumble, the derps may be slow, the derps might get busy, and they may miss a show, but don't ever forget, that you can't stop the derp.

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Derpy Show :: Episode 40 :: Return of the Derp

HOLY CRAP! THEY’RE BACK? Where have they been? What have they been doing? Why are 3D food printers so lame? Is Oculus now doomed to suck? Why did Neofaust buy Elder Scrolls Online? How often do people get killed on Disney rides? Is this summary going to be all questions? What does a Brazillian guarana drink taste like? WTF is boR’s Body Hacks? Is Hearthstone worth playing? Will we see sex robots in our lifetime, or will we be stuck with teledildonics? Are these questions all just rhetorical?

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Derpy Show :: Episode 39 :: The Derpy Road Show

Hop in and buckle up! This week the Derpy Show crew luresCap from Nerdy Show into one of their vehicles with the promise of savory treats. Pizza Burgers are what’s on the menu, but what kind of unholy fusion have they discovered? After they throw Cap out of the car, MissTerri Guest needs to be picked up from work, but they don’t let that stop the derp! DJ Snorlax muses on the length of introductions vs the quality of the movie, and brings us back and tells the tale of the true origin of Shadow Ball Gyration. And be sure to stay tuned for another installment of “Texts from boR’s Mom” and the mouse who puked backwards. Brought to you by “RoboJoe-capella!”

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boR predicts a Star Wars reboot by JJ Abrams

This is how I imagine a JJ Abrams Star Wars Episode IV reboot:  Han Solo is chased back through time by Boba Fett's angry "son" (who is a clone and angry about his "dad" being killed by a sarlacc). Timmy Fett of course overshoots Han by 15 years and hangs out on Tatooine for that 15 years until he finds Old Han convincing Luke to come with him in the Millenium Falcon 2.0. Timmy Fett destroys Tatooine, Han and Luke destroy the death star before it blows up Alderaan. Old Han dies in a blaster duel, and since Luke has never met Obi Wan, Old Han appears to Luke as a force ghost instead. Darth Vader has an upgraded suit that looks like a futuristic version of Bane's mask, and he is played by Seth Rogan. Having been posted on the Super Star Destroyer insted of the Death Star, Vader forms a temporary alliance with Luke in order to deal with the threat of Timmy. Together they trick him into flying into a black hole. Immediately after, Vader double crosses Luke, Luke narrowly escapes down a garbage chute and flies off in the upgraded Millenium Falcon with all of the re-cast characters, including Jar-Jar's son, Can-Can. To make it super long ago and far away feeling, throughout the entire movie you are blinded by lens flares.

Be sure to check out our previous Disney Star Wars prediction.

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Derpy Show :: Episode 38 :: What’s The Upcharge?

Strap in and lube up, but make sure your wallet is full, because there may be hidden upgrade fees! This week boR wonders what the up-charge is for various prostitute related upgrades. Later, Neofaust attempts to reinvent the wheel to come up with a scheme for hacking Ingress, and the gang discusses the current state of YouTube and “Let’s Play” gamer video creator’s loss of revenue. Don’t miss our discussions on DJ Snorlax line dancing, MissTerri Guest’s obsession with “Game of Derp“, an unhealthy browsing habit (/r/popping), and of course the hijinks at Nelson Mandela’s funeral. All this, plus Phil The Content, on this week’s exciting episode of Derpy Show.

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Derpy Show :: Episode 37 :: 50 Shades of Herp(ies)

Derparinos, as you are tuning in, Derpy Show has hit a new low. Welcome to the crappiest episode ever! You’ll hear colonically stimulating discussions on the pros and cons of Kings, both big and small as well as God Babies and the finer points of world-between linking. Join us as boR explains the difference between clones and colognes while DJ Snorlax fawns over an Octopus with a 12-2 psychic record and The Dirty Hipster aruges with Robojoe about the proper way to read 50 Sades of Herp(ies). You won’t want to miss Neofaust’s concussion-caused delusions on this extra-intestinal episode of Derpy Show.

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Derpy Show :: Episode 36 :: Tainted Souls

On this exciting episode of Derpy Show, DJ Snorlax explains why he doesn’t like The Boondock Saints, boR thinks he has the origins of Capsule Corp figured out, RoboJoe goes down to Georgia, MissTerri Guest has a tainted soul that must be purged, and almost everyone gets freaked out by spooky happenings. The gang also derps around regarding The Shining, Ouija Boards, selling your soul to the devil, special effects, and probably a thing or two that I’m just not going to tell you about here. Stop reading this and go listen already.

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Derpy Show :: Episode 35 :: Derpy Show Gets Busted

This year for Derp-O-Ween, the gang summons forth a most ghoulish host for your listening pleasure, until the Central Florida Ghostbusters kick in the door and ruin all the fun! Having no better ideas, DJ Snorlax, boR, and Neofaust invite the Ghostbusters to hang out and derp with them. Together they learn about apparition jurisdiction, the first two rules of Salty Bets, sex robots, who would win in a cyborg vs mutant war, and Pumpkin Clerics. Later, the Derpy Show crew gets their jobs taken, and then does some investigative journalism and uncovers the secret plans of the Christmas Creep. Will Neofaust form a proper joke? Can the guys understand Kanye and Kim? Find out on this spooktacular episode of Derpy Show!

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Goth Chat - Necrofaust's Wake -- Derpy Show -- (Goth Talk Parody)

For more about us and our podcast, visit http://derpyshow.com ! Like us on facebook: http://facebook.com/derpyshow Derpy Show is presented by the Nerdy Show podcast network. For lots of fantastic nerdy podcasts, videos and more visithttp://nerdyshow.com Goth Chat is in no way affiliated with the inferior Tampa cable access show called Goth Talk. Any similarities are purely coincidental, and definitely not intentional. The goth scene in Orlando is much more sinister and hardcore no matter what Azrael says. Starring: boR as Nether-boR MissTerri Guest as Venifica Lunarum DJ Snorlax as Count Vizagoth Neofaust as Necrofaust RoboJoe as Jock Brother Dr. Mrs the Dirty Hipster - Camera Person / One who has to sleep with that.

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Derpy Show :: Episode 34 :: SteaMosDef

What is that creature lurking in the shadows? Where did it come from? What does it want?!

On this herptastic episode of Derpy Show, a wild Gargle-Mel appears and terrorizes the neighborhood. The gang discusses the newly announced SteamOS and Steam Game Pad. Will these revelations elevate the PC Master Race to new heights? DJ Snorlax gets all worked up about food hacks and indulges in a McGangbang. Later, Neofaust may cause a new obsession in all of us when he talks about the benefits of cold brewed coffee. All this and probably some other stuff, on this week’s Derpy Show!

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Goth Chat - The Vlog of Despair - Derpy Show

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Derpy Show :: Episode 33 :: BEEKFEST at tiffinyana’s

Come on in for BEEKFEST at tiffinyana’s where the beaks are “cheep” and the rest are festering! Listen in as Neofaust dusts off his guitar and lays down a few groovy tunes for the guys to derp out to. boR gets re-pissed about upcoming reboots of Short Circuit and Stargate, while DJ Snorlax robo-rages over Robocop. Speculation abounds about the World of Warcraft movie and its most likely terrible plot. Witness the gang’s plan when they learn that Professor Shyguy is in town. It’s just one abduction later before Shyguy is forced to answer their nagging questions about his career and PF Chang’s.

All this and so much less on another episode on Derpy Show!

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Derpy Show :: Episode 32 :: Huffin’ and Drinkin’

On this most devious and depraved episode of Derpy Show, the gang delves into the land of forbidden sex moves, and gas station drug paraphernalia. Since it’s dangerous to go alone, they took a vile concoction of orange-based wine called Mad Dragon with them.  Gaining inspiration from the upcoming F2P MMO Everquest Next, they stumble through the human psyche and provide commentary on our attention spans, a popular children’s song with gory origins, Rusty Venture’s pop music career, and more vaginas than you can swing a floppy dildo at. All this and more, on this weeks crazy episode of Derpy Show!

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Derpy Show :: Episode 31 :: Wank Yank

Neofaust takes a fortnight sojourn to England and regales us with tales of his exploits. Anger abounds as the Derpy Show crew clashes over pronunciation of Homeopathy, and DJ Snorlax rants about Nintendo’s inconsistent aesthetics.  Trying to cash in on the new fad of ridiculous movies, the gang brainstorms on ways to 1-up Sharknado and on the path back to the topic, they stumble Back to the Future. Some other crap that comes up: Jenny McCarthy, Sarah Silverman, the “Frat Pack” and “Brat Pack”, boR’s unwillingness to comply, Dr. Dirty Dickhead, Kick-Ass 2, battery recycling, and probably some other stuff. Put on your favorite jumper and get on down to the Yank Wank… err… Wank Yank!

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Derpy Show :: Episode 30 :: The Anus Clause

This week the gang taste tests a whole lineup of potato chips before they delve into the important, hard-hitting questions, like “does health insurance cover extractions of anal insertions gone wrong?” A new holiday-themed character is created, and another is resurrected (again) and given his own sitcom. Will it be able to stay aHEAD in the ratings? Other topics covered include the upcoming Avengers sequel, changes to Monopoly, poppers, Pacific Rim HeroClix, and of course random tales of RoboJoe’s past depravity.

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Due to foreseeable and avoidable circumstances, there is no full episode of Derpy Show this week. Instead, DJ Snorlax is going to read you some bad fan fiction. The content is terrible; but you might get a laugh out of it, if that’s your thing. Consider yourself warned.

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Derpy Show :: Episode 29 :: Neofaust’s Prison Burrito

Plug in and listen as Neofaust gets drunk on root beer and high on brownies and argues with DJ Snorlax about who has the best historical “power ‘stache”. While discussing in-app purchases, boR wonders what holodecks would be like if we had them today. Has DJ Snorlax devolved to a point where he can only communicate online with the aid of YouTube videos? Other things that happen include RoboJoe getting food sickness and needing tech support, the gang gushes over Kaiju and Pacific Rim, and the return of the TRAIN BREAK!