Dancing to No Music

20-something journalism grad pretending to be an adult.

[caspercryptid]

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

[caspercryptid]

Worse sleep. That was meant to say worse sleep

[caspercryptid]

I Am So Fucking Tired

[caspercryptid]

Literally immediately after reblogging this to correct it I went "wow, it has a reblog already?" And got all the way to checking my notifs before I realized. That it was me.

[caspercryptid]

I actually wasn't that far off you guys

[caspercryptid]

HOLY SHIT THE POST IS SAVED

[caspercryptid]

Anyway horse sleep: sleep, but horse. Worse. Sleep but worse. Definitely one of the two.

[ohfolie]

hey sorry we put your good friend jonathan harker in a time loop. yeah he’s about to leave for his business trip again. but at least he’ll send you emails

[robotslenderman]

Source

[tributary]

teetotailer

[judygemstone]

first incidence of good writing advice i've seen in 10+ years on this platform and it's in the notes of a mustelid wreaking absolute havoc in a german grocery store

[dduane]

Always going to reblog the Narrative Arc Pine Marten.

(always remembering the one in Germany who sat for at least fifteen minutes in a pine tree opposite our hotel room's bathroom window, apparently utterly fascinated, as it watched @petermorwood shave)

[kweza-deactivated20221020]

yeah i will not partake in the societal habit of fearing getting older. each new year you get is a blessing so jot that down

[razorshapes]

Jller by Benjamin Maus and Prokop Bartonicek - a kinetic artwork that sorts thousands of random river stones by age

[chinchillasinunison]

indeed.com: hello person with a graphic design degree we think you'll be great match for (checks notes) dying in a coal mine

[nessa007]

after every episode i’m just like

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

This is a coffee advertisement.

[itonje]

so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏

[pixelartpeach]

gonth

[pixelartpeach]

wait

[fnlrpa]

Just a meme I cooked up in 5 minutes

[sic-semper-hominibus]

[funnytwittertweets]

[tootiredforaname]

[ID: heavily edited tweet from sav! (@/ur_dad_savannah) saying: "I hate maths thank god knitting is just oh god oh fuck" /end ID]

[doolallymagpie]

it’s time

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[rhube]

This is it, lads. The post that started us on this path 9 years ago.

I sure hope no one told him.

[fitzdyke]

caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes

[fitzdyke]

[uncle-beanbag]

Et tube Brute?

[collectivefandomstuff]

Ok now THIS is the stuff I wanted when I followed the Julius Caesar tag and I don’t even get it from there?? Am upset by this betrayal of the tumblr system

[slimegargoyle]

pro tip if you start saying hewwo as a joke it will eventually come to be your standard greeting for all loved ones 

[literallymechanical]

Or, in a more generalized form, beware what thou do ironically, lest thou begin to do it ronically.

[obtusecrimes]

Started out as a bit, how did it end up like this

it was only a bit IT WAS ONLY A BIT

[variablejabberwocky]

#beware of the running joke#because someday it will catch you

[30-minute-memes]

Need to be mindful for our feathered friends!

[wreckitremy]

I’ve queued this to post around the time that alot of babies will be hatching.

Go buy some frozen veggies and feed the babies

[neurospicybirb]

It is baby season right now. A lot of babies are being born right now and people keep bringing them into the sanctuary. Sometimes its best to leave them alone.