human disaster

gender queer, ace, pan romantic, laser kitten, space cadet, gushing fanchild. .find me on Ao3 as desmondasaurs.

[kymeira]

this is bird loving energy we need

[sleepyselkiesiren]

[chemicaljupiter]

a gift from me 2 u ♡

[mothmadeofmud]

~The Three “M’s”~

Moths, Mushrooms, Moon

[grem1in-gumzz]

"herbology"

- the study of plants

[guerrillatech]

[artpastmidnight]

signal boosts are deeply appreciated🥺

hey, i know we’re ALL struggling so i know it’s a hard time to ask, but my lil sis is getting married and i’m really sad i can’t get anything for her bc i’m disabled and unemployed. basically the only thing i can do is draw. i don’t do shippy art, but i can do face closeups pretty well (stylized or not) for like, icons and stuff. i think i’ll only do faces/bust ups for speed’s sake this time.

would commissioning me be something ANYONE would be interested in? and yes, i am temporarily lifting my ban on spn commissions. PLEASE SEND ME AN ASK IF YOU’RE INTERESTED 🖤

here are some samples of what i’ve done over the years in no particular order:

please click on the image if it’s blurry.

thanks again for considering 🖤

[artpastmidnight]

Since I am only doing face closeups, bust-ups for this, I am charging $50 a piece. 

Here is a link to my TOS & FAQ. 

If you have any further questions, please do not hesitate to ask me any questions :)

(i have paypal if u just want to tip me too 🥺👉👈)

[artpastmidnight]

I only got 2 commissions so reblogs would really help me out, thank you🥺

[artpastmidnight]

here are the 2 commissions i completed:

and bringing this back in case anybody wants to see what i used to do with SPN, this is from @supernaturalartbook​ 4 years ago:

PLEASE COMMISSION ME SO I CAN GET MY LITTLE SISTER SOMETHING 😭🙏🏼

(i have paypal if u just want to tip me too 🥺👉👈)

[artpastmidnight]

I ALSO DO PET COMMISSIONS!!!

these are actually my very first art commissions from 7 years ago.

[popsunner]

Was just informed by my mom that I do in fact have ADHD and the reason I thought I didn’t was because ever since I was seven whenever I got super energetic my mom would have me go chop wood so now when I’m feeling The ADHD I go chop wood and I thought it was just some sort of routine I started when I was little and wanted to blow off steam

[popsunner]

I’d also like to point out that my sister has a really hard time staying present (I can’t remember the term because we’ve always called it Tethered at my house) and whenever she’s feeling Untethered my mom has her knead bread and make syrup because they’re repetitive and easy things to do that ground her

[popsunner]

Now that I’m thinking about it- my brother has days where he doesn’t talk and doesn’t eat unless he’s prompted, and on those days my mom sits him down in the fish pond in the backyard and plays Mozart and because he’s so used to that being his wake up he always comes back in after like an hour rambling about random things

[popsunner]

Oh yeah and when it rains my mom has a required hour where we all have to go outside and run around and whoever finds the most worms for the garden wins and then we go inside and my mom makes us tea and we watch Studio Ghibli movies

[popsunner]

Wait!!! When one of us has a bad day at school we make a fire in the backyard and roast homemade sausages and my mom tells us stories until we laugh and then she tucks is in bed like we’re five again and sings us songs

[popsunner]

Uh.... wait guys is my mom a witch raising a bunch of fae kids hold on-

[eldritch-eternity]

“I didn’t know I had adhd because my mom gave me such an effective coping mechanism” is such a high bar to clear and she soared over it like a space-plane.

[enochianribs]

hello elgeebeetee community. 👁👄👁

[ledzeppelinmixtape]

[allstrangenature]

I can barely contain myself right now

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

[27dragons]

holy CRAP.

Artists, creators, students, and researchers of all types, take note:

Digitized photos and text. 2D and 3D object renders. Music and other sound files. Videos. Research datasets. Collections metadata.

On a Creative Commons Zero license: Take what you want. Use it. No permission or attribution required. Yes, even for commercial use.

There is a lot wrong with the world at the moment, but the Smithsonian… the Smithsonian is right.

[sartorialadventure]

The archive includes fashion images!

[sloppystyle]

Visit Original Link

[fishtrouts]

Dragon Hoards

A dragon is nothing without its hoard. Upon realizing that Swordfish takes a different approach to accumulating tons of treasure, by taking a trip to the nearby swamps!

Also, I made a Patreon page! It’s still fresh out the oven so right now there’s one comic featuring one of the dragons, but I am going to upload more Patreon-exclusive comics there + some other secret stuff. It’s one tier, $1 per month, so if you’re interested in seeing more of Swordfish and his buddies you can check it out here!

[lizleeships]

I can’t stop thinking about if they’d been allowed to be canon… they’d be exactly the same grumpy, old obnoxious bastards as always but with more sexual bribery. *shrug* We we robbed of so much hilarity and I’m still sour about it. 

(Don’t repost) 

Ko-Fi | Patreon

[lauras-happy-place]

[unpretty]

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

[guyalice]

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

[froginakettle]

[hotcocoachia]

I fucking love him

[jaynavajasso]

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

[iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat]

He also jabs racists in the eye!

[tumblunni]

I love the justice grandpa of fists

[cursedcharley]

I’m very lucky to own a book that’s a collection of most of these comics (sadly not all of them) and would highly recommend hunting these down if you can. Sorry for the lack of a scanner but phone photos will just have to do.

He was a enjoyable cuss who didn’t care for war mongering.

Especially profitable war mongering and excuses for it!

He certainly didn’t like selfish husbands and fathers!

Politicians who turned on their words once they got theirs weren’t safe.

He said fuck the police!

He absolutely didn’t like people ruining little things for kids.

He stood up for foreigners. Especially those doing their best to communicate with limited second language knowledge.

He was not having any tomfoolery when it came to gun safety and laws. Especially with youth involved.

You had better not abuse a animal with him nearby. He’d right that wrong real quick!

And best of all him and his wife were both prickly cusses together. Relationship goals.

[biglawbear]

I have a new role model

[briarchubnj]

😍

[runcibility]

“justice grandpa of fists”

[arquus-malvaceae-deactivated202]

It’s nice to see a fat dude in a political cartoon that’s NOT being used as shorthand for greed and corruption.

[charismat1c-megafauna]

Hes like the personification of motherfucker unlimited

[bogleech]

Reblogging this newer version of this thread with so many more strips I haven’t seen…why did this character ever disappear. Where did you go, Everett.

[tramampoline]

we need him more than ever…

[sarabeth72]

Grandpa Fuck Around & Find Out. Love him.

[roseverdict]

Ethnicity. Gender. The innocent. The small. Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when colonialism attacked. Only Everett True, the grandpappy of all motherfuckers unlimited, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.

A hundred years passed, and as users of Tumblr rediscovered him, Everett grew in popularity once more. Although his comic strips are great, we have a long ways to go before we find them all.

But I believe Everett can save the world.

[mixelation]

ok ok ok ok YA-style paranormal romance story where it’s the POV of the supernatural side of couple and they’re just constant of awe of their human partner constantly and casually breaking the immutable laws of nature

human: (lies)

hot fairy dude: what the FUCK

human: (enters a home without being invited)

sexy vampire lady: how the hell–

[mixelation]

the sibling of a YA dystopian fantasy story with some sort of supernatural being discovering they’re half human and discovering all these new super powers and getting training from masters. so it’s like some confused human teaching a fairy they can just not count the grains of rice. and this is all training so the fairy can topple an evil fairy overlord

[mixelation]

#okay wait revisiting this if you’re reversing the trope aren’t they toppling an evil human CEO#by using human abilities better than them/being special because of their lowly magical blood

okay if we’re going with TOTAL reversal then yes, it has to be a human evil defeated by a “chosen one” magical creature using human skills, BUT. the climax needs to have them recognizing and accepting their dual identity. steal-your-name power but make it human. by which i mean they defeat the CEO with identity theft 

[comfortableenma]

Wait, if a fairy steals someones ID, would that give the same power over someone as stealing their name. It is a physical representation of their identity after all.

[silasplaskett]

also can’t stop thinking about how din is just sifting thru ashes and boba and fennec are just standing off the the side like…. taking in how depressing this random dudes life is. they didn’t even care about the baby they just wanted bobas armor back and now they’re like … shit we have to give him a ride to save his baby.

[postplus-protest]

POST PLUS IS COMING, WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT!

Despite the fancy survey, changes to the UI and TOS reveal we’re getting the service in the future whether we want it or not. Obviously, Post+ is a terrible idea that is trying to bank revenue on user content. Unlike patreon or onlyfans, tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content. The legality of this is NOT in the users favor and as the new tumblr TOS states, said users will be entirely liable for whatever legal matters arise.

SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?

Besides filling out the survey, it’s time to show tumblr we mean business and show our displeasure by hitting them where it hurts.

Ad revenue.

We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as phase one of this protest.

WHEN IS THE PROTEST?

AUGUST 6th, 2021        12 am Eastern Time (US)          5 am Greenwich Mean Time          6 am Central European Time          8 am Moscow Standard Time          1 pm Australian Western Time          2 pm Japan Standard Time          3:30 pm Australian Central Time          4 pm Australian Eastern Time AUGUST 5th, 2021          11 pm Mountain Time (US)            9 pm Pacific Time (US)

THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM START TIME!!!

So no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs!

WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?

Like this post and share it AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE. Use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media.

WILL THIS WORK?

Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing SOMETHING.