A Taste of Temptation

Heart's desire "I wanna be like you~ I wanna walk like you/talk like you too~" -King Louis Disney's the jungle book Image by Ianazavi

[weeping-wandrian]

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

[zeplerfer]

Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)

Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow

Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday

Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.

[wantcookie]

english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh

Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”

Lingible (adj): meant to be licked

Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked

Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick

Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer

Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear

and my personal favorite

Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish

[somewhatgreatexpectations]

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

[trisabelle]

Who even made these words I’m going to cornobble them

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

My dick is lingible

[solnishka1927-deactivated202504]

there is a dictionary that has all of these stupidly specific and obscure words and a whole lot more. It’s absolutely beautiful.

[rpmemes-galore]

Misc. — pt. 2  {Sentence Starters} 

“I could protect you.”

“Get out. GET OUT!”

“Are you gonna eat that?”

“Are you threatening me?”

“How are you even still alive?”

“How DARE you threaten me…”

“You could still be a good person.”

“Have room for one more in there?”

“I did what I HAD to. I don’t regret it.”

“You’re really starting to piss me off!”

“If you touch my fries, I WILL bite you.”

“You really, really don’t want to do this.”

“Well, you don’t have to be rude about it.”

“Mind if I share your umbrella for a minute?” 

“You think you’re so great, but you’re really not!”

“Stop laughing at my incompetence, that’s rude!”

“Um, hi. How long have you been standing there?”

“Why do you do this to me? You just hurt my feelings.”

“This game tears families apart… I get to be the racecar!”

“You aren’t welcome here, anymore. Get your stuff. Get out.”

“You can’t just push people away. You need to talk to someone.”

“If you touch me, I won’t even bother to make it look like an accident.”

“Is that a knife or are you just happy to —- Nope, it’s a knife! It’s a KNIFE!”

“You know, you should try to be a little friendlier to people. It wouldn’t hurt.”

[sansarya]

Margaery Tyrell Meme ↳ six Outfits (2/6): 4x03 & 4x04

[obijuankenobiismyonlyho]

@bettiebloodshed

[beautiful-wildlife]

Fashion show? by Ian Brown

[mmmskulljuice]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

[nightjarring]

It’s a baby Jacana. They use those ridiculous stick-figur toes to evenly distribute their weight as  they walk around on waterlillies and stuff. Like snowshoes, but for swamps.

Here’s an adult:

Another really interesting thing about Jacanas is that it’s the dad who does all the child rearing while mom goes off to lay more eggs. Amd their really good dads too! Plus look at how they Cary their babies around!:

All aboard the dadbus

[manthadoodle]

Disney Alphabet Meme: S A M A N T H A ↳ eighth letter: (whatever I want) a redeemed character → Anastasia Tremaine

[tianasweets]

He never lost sight of what was really important. And neither will I!

[mesharemylove]

Darling, forever is a long, long time, and time has a way of changing things.

[orhmhaxan]

im in awe

[sapphaholic]

So.

The Sound of Silence is probably one of my favorite songs ever. When speaking of the “true” Simon and Garfunkel version (as opposed to the version where they added background music to in post to make it more “pop radio”), it’s a song that gives me chills.

Disturbed is not a band that I really enjoy. I remember in college, my (now) wife gave me a copy of a Disturbed CD, because she had two for some reason. I tried to listen to it, I really did. Didn’t do anything for me.

But this? Holy fuck, this is stunning. This is amazing.

This gives me chills.

[sophygurl]

Holy shit, you have to listen to the whole sing. 

I have chills. 

[knitmeapony]

Holy SHIT.

[lady-arryn]

animated heroines appreciation week: favorite heroine from other studios

I am a little afraid to go home. I have been mortal, and some part of me is mortal yet. I am no longer like the others, for no unicorn was ever born who could regret, but I now I do. I regret. — Amalthea

[gildedclove]

I’m keeping her long hair. 

[symbolmemes]

Send ➳ for your character to receive mine as a gift/spoil of war.

Send me a very scandalous rumor about my muse to see how they would react.

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

Talk shit about someone my Muse knows.

Could be a friend, a loved one, maybe even an enemy! Try to provoke some sort of action out of them! Can be done on or off anon.

[seriouslyamerica]

The ‘60s flashback of Sabrina pulled no punches.

[angstmemes]

Ask me something about my muse's childhood you've wanted to know.

[kf1n3]

i’ve been missing Dorian lately

[fandomsandfeminism]

Look at all these Blue Bisexuals.

[fandomsandfeminism]

Added some more blue bisexuals

[captainlordauditor]

found another

[justabrowncoatedwench]

[captainlordauditor]

how could we forget the most obvious ones?

[justabrowncoatedwench]

He doesn’t wear much blue in DA2 to my recollection, BUT….

[captainlordauditor]

are you forgetting about the fact that he LITERALLY GLOWS BLUE

[lesbianpeachs]

Blue is a bisexual color pass it on

[spartanlocke]

well his outfit’s actually grey but don’t tell me his theme being blue is merely coincidence 

[sailorsanghelios]

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