meme beware

myr, 23, they/them. 

[pokemon-personalities]

Rosemint, my rescue team!

[dealinghope]

“White *Privilege is not having to create hashtags like #IfTheyGunnedMeDown

racism kills”

[charlesoberonn]

No offense, Americans, but your impeachment process is a fucking joke.

[charlesoberonn]

Imagine a trial where half the jury members are the defendant’s friends and co-workers and the other half are the prosecutor’s friends and co-workers, and the verdict is decided based on their vote.

In any normal trial this jury would be disqualified, but in a Senate trial this is the only option. It’s fucking absurd.

[bob-belcher]

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[mockwa]

[threesideddream]

this is really what supervising kids is like

[onlyblackgirl]

She is 5000% over them

[naturallycurlycoco]

*If yall don’t sit yo asses down*

[candiikismet]

When they reversed I lost it! Lmao

[princesstigerbelle]

CIRCLE PIT

[somechick-somewhere]

[ladyren]

We need Lizzo but we don’t deserve her

[gharibajameel]

[classicalshits]

[j0lyn3]

purple and gold ⭐ click for hq

[bettaesthetic]

I love this cat. Like, I love him, but also, he’s stupid.

[jabberwockypie]

He's doing his best!

[catchymemes]

[deftonesdick]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The fact there is a top hat implies there is a bottom hat as well.

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

No it doesn’t moron

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

[big-gay-mike]

Is your therapist washing you?

[honted]

used her hand sanitizer

[valtsv]

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

[valtsv]

like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions

[valtsv]

fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™

[hsgn]

[laraminecroft]