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(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ ~ fuck you mom i blog what i want ~ (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

[explodingdog]

[thetangential]

[wolvensnothere]

Whoa.

[yeahbanero-deactivated20140128]

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

[major-trouble]

That’s fucking brilliant.

[desperate-memeing]

Jeremy Corbyn’s the blue shell, right?

[xwhiskersonkittens]

[georgeharrisonissoimportant-dea]

i’m worth five fucking dollars

[booksblanketsandcoffee-blog]

$36.00 dont be disappointed in me @sunriseovertheroomwhereithappens

[cottagecori]

I ONLY GOT $9.00 HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET $36.00

[on-hiatus8-deactivated20210401]

26.50 suprisingly high Huh *shrugs*

[canadas-googlesearchhistory]

//22.50 wow.

[americasgooglehistory-blog]

(($18.00

[ghostieghosttheghost-deactivate]

$4.00

and here i thought i was a filthy sinner

[montenegrosgooglehistory]

//23$ Woop woop

[greecesgooglehistory]

//3.50… I expected lower tbh

[davemustaine]

12.50….(‘◉⌓◉’)

[memerussia-deactivated20180917]

3.00$ HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT I WAS A POOL OF FUCKING SEMEN

[desperate-memeing]

$88.50 Do you children leave the computer? You could get $50 at a single party LOL

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

mindfuck of the day

the alphabet has been saying “hi” to you all these years. and i bet you didnt even say it back once you piece of shit

[desperate-memeing]

i won’t even say it back to my dad and he was in my life first, so get in line alphabet

[flannelsandjeans-deactivated202]

we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war 

[binches-deactivated20220521]

im gorbachev who wants to be reagan

[golf-course-tragedy]

Mr. gorbachev tear down those pants

[mercyofficial]

pro-tip: every time you are sad think about how lucio is proud of you

[desperate-memeing]

what if im the lucio though and i just aint hippity hoppity enough :’(

[distinguishedbaloney]

[desperate-memeing]

what if i dont have a penis

[pochowek]

[ahead]

From WeHeartIt

[thisnameisfalse]

[sp0nchy]

[desperate-memeing]

[yaoi-blcd]

[empire420]

Banana for scale

[tiddywrangler420-deactivated201]

Possession of marajuana? officer, that’s … a couch ,…

[desperate-memeing]

you’d only get a caution cus that’s clearly personal use

[buffpups]

this person wanted to dress up maids in skyrim and accidentally created a fully voiced 30 hour DLC

[freak-phone]

you’re the one that i want!

[saddest-cat-hours]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[desperate-memeing]

Found them.

[babyanimalgifs]

I wish someone would hold me this way

[babybriderag]