18 and afraid

I mean, what-ifs can be dangerous in the wrong hands, ya know?

[dessy-boo02]

Hey, my name is Raine

[dessy-boo02]

Fun~

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Kitty

[dessy-boo02]

Hello

[dessy-boo02]

It's been a while since I've talked about the damn rabbit but she's still alive and she has a friend now 😂

[dessy-boo02]

Lana and Luka’s mothers an younger brother~! 

What a beautiful family~

I swear they’re not oddly stretched like that in game, this was the only family pose I had the patience to take 

[dessy-boo02]

Don’t you just hate when people try to steel your shine? Anyways I’m Kala Royal, Pleased to meet you~!

[quess-art]

July 21st - Bonus Day || Earth || Option A: AU or crossover

First, allow me to thank the wonderful mods for hosting and organizing this event! You guys are amazing and I hope you guys got enough rest!

So my absolute favourite crossover is between KHR and BNHA/MHA. I’m thirsting for content for this AU ( ; A ; )

I’m sure I’m not the first or last one to think of how cute it would be if tyl! Tsuna took care of a young Shoto, teaching him about self-worth and that good found family fluff

🌙Visit my Pillowfort!  II  ☕Buy Quess a Ko-fi?  II  FAQ

[dessy-boo02]

I was literally rolling around like this after I saw this 🥺

[dessy-boo02]

Meat Lana and Luka! 

[babyanimalgifs]

“Fun fact! Baby elephants, much like human babies, aren’t able to fully control their trunks because their motor skills haven’t fully developed so they plunge their face into the water to drink =)

Although this cutie is obviously playing lol 😍” 

(Source)

[afro-elf]

[dessy-boo02]

[dessy-boo02]

I made a dude! He’s a handsome dude and you can own him now!

[hogtown-salt]

[dessy-boo02]

[dessy-boo02]

So, I know I've been gone for a minute but I got a good reason! That rabbit? You know, the one who stole my apple in the last post? She got me all the way fucked up.

So, her cage is a thing of the past and I've been letting her free roam my room, and she's taken it upon herself to be my new alarm clock...

The past few weeks I have woken up to her licking my hair, bouncing her heavy ass on my back and running away when I get up cussing, humping the shit out of the corner of my bed, nearly knocking the hamster cages on the floor, and with her staring at me as I'm sleeping so damn hard I felt her burning my soul and woke up.

Needless to say, I'm about to evict her from my room. Before anybody panics! My brother just moved out and she's about to have a room all to herself.

[paulescalante]

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

[hhhhhorses]

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

[itsboopytimebabey]

No.do not keep scrolling. Go to my profile and click the block button

[daisy-mooon]

*spams reblog in Christian*

[agent--nova-deactivated20220809]

reblog fuckers

[heathertrash10-blog]

Reblog if

It’s 104% okay to come to your DM and just say, “Hi, can we be friends?” And then start asking you random questions.

[hufflexpuff-deactivated20210212]

that’d be amazing honestly

[suffer-my-beloved-mutuals]

I love interaction

[dessy-boo02]

I will never turn down friendly conversation! 

[aquajoggers]

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

[aquajoggers]

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

[tsundeanre-archive]

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

[probablysomewhereelse-deactivat]

jesus h. christ

[subway-tolkien]

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

[aquajoggers]

ive learned a lot today omg

[luvr4photography-44]

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

[miauisme]

#huge dicks are like communism

[sunshinecryptid]

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

[enbyofdionysos]

Just a heads up that 6 inches isn’t the average, 6 inches is considered a big dick

The average penis size is between 3 to 5 inches when flaccid and 4 to 6 inches when hard

[ms-demeanor]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicle#Size

Here’s approximately what the *exactly average* (according to wikipedia) 5.17″ length by 4.59″ circumference erect adult human penis looks like.

(the scrotum size was a bit harder to get a read on but I tried my best with the 2″x.8″x1.2″ balls)

Desktop Hard Drive for scale.

[everywhichship]

I feel like anyone who likes dicks and sex should be informed about this

My cervix was not meant to be railed

[hey-rissyroo]

Thanks for the Anatomy lesson. You learn something new every day.

[tilltheendwilliwrite]

Reblogging for Hermetically Sealed Shame Basket

[dessy-boo02]

That Damn Rabbit pt.4

I believe that I've reached a rabbit owner milestone. 

So I woke up this morning feeling lazy AF and not really wanting to do shit for myself. 

I somehow managed to haul myself out of bed and down the steps to begin my routine of feeding my pets and myself only to realize that I have no desire to cook anything for myself, but I know that I have to eat, so I grabbed an apple and called it a day.

Based on the things I read and the videos I watched, I found out that sharing food with your rabbit is a crucial part of bonding with them. When I read that I'll be honest, I thought, "fuck that, that's some white people shit" and kept it moving.

Now I sit here at 6 am sharing an apple with my rabbit because she walked up to me and took a bite out of my apple, and I don't care enough to get a new one.

I doubt Tony Stark would care about sharing food with his rabbit, but it'd be pretty freaking funny if there were this whole issue about a ninja rabbit stealing his fruit and veggies.

A picture of my terror.