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gay nonconformist from the land of tea and crumpets | 20 | scorpio |memes, shrek and social justice

[brbjellyfishing]

fuck it up Cathleen!!!!!!!

[mimikyyuu]

doctors in tweets be like

[adnopes]

[joshpeck]

the moon controlling the tides sounds like something out of a fantasy novel and yet…there she is…doing That…every day…

[capstellium]

male anger is so..... disgusting......

[capstellium]

like stop throwing shit and slamming doors and just go to therapy..... it’s not cute to make women around you afraid bc you’re mad about something......

[tamekam]

How liberating it is to pursue wholeness instead of perfection

[imaslowlearner-butilearn]

New Girl really did shape me as a person like sometimes I’m just like who would I even be without this show

[twitterscreencaps]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so in horror movies where flat tires stop people from running away…you can still drive with flat tires. it damages the tires and the wheels, and it’s not safe at high speeds, but you can still drive away from a raving serial killer. pro tip next time a knife wielding lunatic comes at you get in the car, you’ll be fine

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

well this would have been useful last night

[aro-ace-fangirl]

See this is where people make the mistake. If the knife maniac is running straight at your car, SLAM it into reverse. You probably won’t kill them but you might cause some damage. Then drive. They’ll be stopped and you can get away, and maybe they’ll even be at the same spot to call the cops (and maybe the ambulance) on

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what a top notch addition to an already excellent post

[anikisam-deactivated20220728]

are we going to ignore the guy who apparently had an encounter with a serial killer last night

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they lived to post about it, it’s fine

[bochabucc]

The world wasn't ready for Megamind in 2010. I think it could be ready now. After seeing the same superhero arc in every Marvel movie, the squandered subversion in expectations from Game of Thrones, the tired consistent revamps of previously done ideas from Disney,, I petition that we just rerelease Megamind in theaters again. No changes at all. Just toss it back in there and let people experience culture and class for the first time in their lives

[smallfemme-blog]

gerard way + inspirational tweets

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Ok but those parents will probably just sell the stamps for drugs so the kid still goes hungry.

[concentrated-sunshine-deactivat]

So instead of the child possibly going hungry you’d rather be certain of they went hungry, bold but honest of you.

[who-is-page]

Weird hill to die on OP, but at least you’re dead.

[microcroft]

things i never expected to learn through a tedtalk but now am glad to know:

the founder of Sirius XM radio is a sapphic trans woman and is currently trying to preserve her wife’s consciousness in a digital file so her wife can be immortal in the body of a robot.

[microcroft]

heres the tedtalk if you dont believe because everyone deserves to know this reality of the amazing world in which we live 

[enyafan]

Holy shit you neglected to mention that when her daughter got a terminal disease with no cure or treatment possible she literally went to the library got some medical textbooks and taught herself enough biochemistry to actually begin developing a drug that halted the disease good god why have we never heard of this absolute genius

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

YOU KNOW WHY  YOU K N O W   W  H Y

[sovietshopaholic]

Real life tony stark is a gay trans woman

[cuetheviolins]

Her name is Martine Rothblatt. She also founded United Therapeutics, which is a company that works to find cures for “””small””” diseases that don’t necessarily affect a lot of people. 

oh, yes–and she’s Jewish.

Here is a picture of Martine and her wife, Bina Aspen:

[colourofoctober]

“Allow cookies to cool for 10-15 minutes”

[falsedetective]

5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense

[acapelladitty]

As much as I am enjoying watching the Conservative Party collapse like the world’s shittiest soufflé, I am also keenly and unfortunately aware that I am still tethered to this country as they absolutely fuck us into the nearest ditch like a boy racer after 12 pints of mangers cider.

[trisomeme21]

Britain: *rejects (yet another) brexit deal and falls deeper into chaos*

European Union:

[sweatybrandon]

Theresa May after that Brexit vote: