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@destielslovebug
Am I the only one who just? Really fucking loves Achievement Hunter and everything they do? I just really love Achievement Hunter and how much love and time they put into every video they create. I love the way you can hear the laugh in Michael’s shouts of anger when he’s not actually angry. I love the way Geoff will sometimes just reply “yeah” with the dopiest grin or will scream “GEOFF!” at himself when he fucks up. I love the stupid noises Gavin makes when he’s in a tough situation or he gets away with something he didn’t actually think he’d get away with. I love the way Trevor will start singing but ends up forgetting half the words only to replace them with “something” and “yeah”. I love Lindsay and her chaotic laugh. I love Jeremy and his little “hap hap”s. I love Jack and the way he never really gets angry at anyone and always laughs instead of shouting. I love Alfredo and his absolute love for the community and the way his smile just seems to make everybody happy. I love Ryan and his stupid Diet Coke obsession. I love Matt and the subtle but stupid jokes he makes when he’s in videos and I love the way he owns his brand of humor. I love the support team and all the time and effort they put into editing videos, running Achievement Hunter’s social medias, and every other thing they do.
I just really love Achievement Hunter and they deserve so much love and support. I hope they know I appreciate everything they do because it really brightens my day to come home and see a new Let’s Play or Achievement Hunter video. They changed my life and I really just want to thank them.
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If I have to read one more Lindsay hate comment on a achievement hunter video I am going to nuke this planet.
“I feel like Jeremy’s down there.”
Jeremy, to Fredo: Are you a top or a bottom?
Michael: He is obviously a bottom, why are you even asking.
Gavin: Well, he kinda looks like a top?
Michael: It’s cause you’re such a bottom Gav that even other bottoms can top you. You don’t count.
Gavin: Hey!
Jeremy: So... Fredo?
Alfredo: I don’t get it. Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would just be excited to have a bunk bed!
Jeremy: hey Gavin, Blood bag come here.
Gavin: you gotta treat my blood with respect Jeremy.
Hey, some advice if you’re going to comment on a video just to spew hatred about Lindsay
DON’T
Seriously it’s getting old. “She’s so bad at games!” Have you SEEN Gavin? “She’s unfunny!” Humor is relative, something you find hilarious could be boring to the rest of us “She’s too random/doesn’t follow the rules” HAVE YOU SEEN RYAN? She’s been a part of AH for years, she earned her spot, she earned a place in the videos, she’s not going away because you bitched about her in comments. Either get used to it or stop watching.
Oh god…..
The two biggest power moves in Achievement Hunter history:
Lindsay veering off course at the literal last second causing herself to loose the Lindsay Wins specific Lets Play, for no other reason than creating absolute chaos and making everyone except her loose thousands of GTA dollars.
Jack remaining silent for the compass fiasco in Voyage of the Dumb Treaders and only after Geoff says something does he confirm that yes, compasses point to spawn not north.
Safety First
So this is a story I’ve been writing for a few months I’m only adding a small trial bit before putting it all up.
RayxReader
Part 1?
You pulled the curtains open as wide as they could go letting the sun spill into your room, you basked in it for just a moment and smiled. The sun was the best part of this chaotic city, but then again if you weren’t part of one the bigger gangs then maybe you’d be able to enjoy more things about it than the sun, being locked up from days to months did that to you.
You dressed for the sun in shorts and tank before heading to the kitchen to start your cup of coffee and a bowl of cereal.
“How do you manage to be up so early?” You looked over at the sleepy voice. He was wearing just boxers and had messy bed hair you smiled and shrugged at him.
“I’m just used to having to get up early prison will do that to you. Maybe one day if you’re bad enough you might get to go,” you spoke about your time in prison as if it were a trip to Disney when it was anything but. You also knew that if you kept getting arrested the courts would be tired of seeing you there all time and put an end to your life of crime for at least ten to fifteen years. You turned away from him to hide your sudden fear of being put away for so long and stared out the window hoping he’d be too sleepy to notice your panicked reflection.
“Yeah yeah yeah, you and Geoff are so special. Did you ever think that maybe the rest of us are just too skilled to be arrested and you guys are too dumb?” He teased. You stood and put your empty bowl and cup in the sink before leaning back on the counter and looking at him.
“Did you ever think that maybe Geoff and I take the fall for you guys because that’s what family does?”
“You’re not our parents, especially you you’re barely older than me.”
“I don’t want to be your parents’ but I will if that means it keeps you fools out of trouble.” He walked over to you and smirked.
“I don’t need help to stay out of trouble.” You laughed and ruffled his hair, he may have been five inches taller than you and you may have had to stand on your tiptoes to do it but you still managed it.
“Sure Ray, now go shower and get ready, we’ve got a big day to plan for.”
“Yes mom.” He grimaced. You blew him a kiss and walked to your room. You gathered up your mini med kit and your favorite silver gun, with sapphire blue on one side the grip and an engraving on the other side saying Safety First. You loaded the gun and switched the safety on before holstering it; a light knock came from the other side of your door.
“Yeah?” Ray peeked inside a shit-eating grin on his face.
“Wanna help me?” You nearly shot him a look that said fuck off, but changed your mind last minute and smiled sweetly at him.
“You say that to all your moms’?” You could see the panic in his eyes as he realized what he said, his face turned bright red and he stomped off.
“You sure know how to be such a boner killer Y/N!” He shouted at you before slamming his bedroom door shut.
“Love you too boo.” You laughed and closed your door gently before continuing your morning routine.
Once you both were ready and Ray was over his tantrum you took the elevator to your garage to head to the office.
“What are you going with?” Ray asked as he climbed on his Faggio. You figured that it was nice enough to ride your bike and you got on your crimson red Akuma. You drove to the exit with Ray trying to get right behind you but there was no way that was going to happen unless someone shot your tire out, which he was not above doing, but he was also not stupid enough to do to you.
You slowed down before making it to your last turn, which is when you noticed him standing across the street. You gestured for Ray to follow you into the alley and stopped at the other end, you propped your bike up and pulled your gun out keeping it low with the safety still on, you heard Ray click his safety off and pressed his back to yours as he scanned for the danger you noticed. That was the great thing about this gang you did not need to speak a word just a gun out would send the message that danger was near and it threatened anyone in the vicinity.
“One hundred yards to the East, orange and purple Adder, and cowboy hat, I’ve seen his picture on the wanted wall in the police station.”
“Name?”
“Jeremy Dooley, street name is Lil J.” You would not have cared if he had been anywhere else in the city. Unfortunately, he was only just down the road to the gang’s headquarters and happened to be waiting his hand ready at his gun on the street that you drove down with one of the best shots in your gang, which was too much of a coincidence for you. Ray had his eyes trained to the end of the alley with his gun held steady on the entrance, and his phone already to his ear letting, no doubt Michael, know what was going on.
“He didn’t see us go in the alley; his Intel isn’t very up to date if he didn’t know what vehicles we drive.”
“Or he’s waiting for backup before approaching.”
“No known affiliates to any gang in the area.” You recited the words as if you reading them off the document you managed to glance at on a desk in the station the last time the cops had brought you in for questioning. Ray didn’t question it, they had all learned not question you anymore, you had a photographic memory and it made you the most reliable person in the gang.
“What’s he doing here?” Ray hissed, you shrugged and leaned around the corner to get a better look at Lil J, he was glancing from the street you both turned off to the end of the street where the building was for your headquarters.
“We can’t stay here though.” You began searching for a way out that would be discreet but the only way out was the roof, you wouldn’t leave your bike here not if you could help it, no way you’d let it get impounded.
“Yeah that’s why I called Michael.” Ray agreed, you didn’t know what Michael could do that would be discreet enough to get you two out of there but you trusted him to help you.
“Well he needs to-“ You couldn’t even finish before you heard his stupid horn blaring down the street from headquarters and watched as he sped towards Lil J with another person in the vehicle leaning out the window and his gun aimed at him. The bullets shot all around just missing him, you watched him dive behind his car and draw his gun out to fire back but your two brothers in arms were already gone speeding down the road. He jumped in his vehicle and chased them down.
“Let’s go, we gotta meet Geoff and tell him what’s going on, I doubt Michael told him anything if he showed up within minutes of your phone call.” You jumped on your bike and sped off towards headquarters Ray was behind you instantly when you jumped off and ran to the elevator.
“I’ll give them this they didn’t waste any time in saving our asses.”
“Well it’s no ‘going to prison for you’ but I think it was a good attempt.”
“Oh shut up, you know that I meant well when I said that.” Ray laughed and threw his arm around you when you reached your floor you wrapped your arm around his waist and walked past the secretary giving her a smile.
“Good morning Mr. Narvaez and welcome back Miss Carter”, she greeted. You pushed the doors open to Geoff’s office where he sat with Ryan and Jack they were all turned to the window as they watched the street below them.
“Care to explain what the fuck just happened down there?” Geoff snapped.
“I missed you too.” You snapped back at him, he turned quickly and smiled when he saw you.
“I didn’t think you’d be back so soon, I told Ray to tell you not to come in.” He stood and walked over to hug you, you hugged him back sighing when he kissed the top of your head.
“How could I miss a day like this?” When he let you go you walked over to Jack and Ryan giving them a hug just as long as you did Geoff.
“We missed you”, Jack said as you let go of him.
“I know.”
“So what happened?” Ryan asked, his serious face showing up more quickly than his smile did.
“Someone was watching the building and the road where we come from,” you explained and gestured to yourself and Ray as you spoke, “Jeremy Dooley, he was waiting to gun us down.”
“Are you sure?” Ryan asked. He crossed his arms as he looked down at the street again, you could see his hands clench into fists, waiting for the go ahead to begin the fight.
“It’s the only conclusion I can come to, Ray and I detoured and had Michael and Gavin draw his attention, he was quick to fire when Gavin shot at him.” Geoff sighed and placed his hand on Ryan’s shoulder to let him know to relax.
“Do we have a problem on our hands?” Jack asked leaning his arms on the table he looked from you to Geoff.
“We’ll see when Michael and Gav come back.”
After waiting for another thirty minutes, you started to pace, getting more concerned that those two idiots got themselves arrested or killed. Lil J had to be good enough of killer for LSPD to make a wanted poster for him; you didn’t know much about him so you could have easily have sent them to their deaths. You paced in front of the chair where Ray sat flipping through his phone he didn’t even look up at you when he grabbed your hand to make you stop.
“Just chill, this is Michael and Gavin we’re talking about, those two are unstoppable together. Nothing will bring them down except each other.” You nodded and whipped your head around when the door burst open, it wasn’t them but it was someone you didn’t want to talk to if those two idiots were missing.
This is just a small part tell me what you think and if there should be more!!!
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