Lord of Losers

Caution ahead, sarcastic humour, bad jokes and no real theme to this blog. enter at own risk

[mrcreepypasta]

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[wytchkkraft-lalonde--archive-de]

I’m dying holy as shut 

[oh-archivist]

iM DONE

[thecompanionsdoctor]

My week is basically:

Monday

Monday #2

Monday #3

Monday #4

Friday

Saturday

Pre-Monday

[m-ahagoni]

At least it’s not

Tuesday

Tuesday #2

Tuesday #3

Tuesday #4

Tuesday #5

Tuesday #6

Tuesday #7

[asgardian--angels]

[brightereyes]

happy easter

[stopwhitepeopleforever]

I Never fucked Wayne, I'm Tryna fuck Drake

[shubbabang]

Anyone ever notice how jack was always a little shit 

[n0tive-deactivated20180829]

Have you ever looked at someone while they’re doing something small like driving or laughing or eating and just smile bc you like them so much

[foxfloros-deactivated20250624]

Reblog if your’s is too.

[lustern]

i love you mom

[cheekify-deactivated20140314]

i love my mum

[f-abulush-deactivated20200815]

you’re my everything

[1uvs]

Love how this came up on my dash on my Mama’s birthday!

[livefreelivefit]

blessed

[dovahkiin-in-the-tardis]

I miss my mom

[foxfloros-deactivated20250624]

I love reading all your comments on my post because it lets me know everyone loves their mum even through heartache.

[corridozal100]

I 💖 My mommy 😃

[wispygirl]

This is it. This is the only tweet I care about.

[thedoommerchant]

[memewhore]

[akaitsume]

Me flirting with someone I’m not emotionally invested in:

Me flirting with someone I actually like:

[sparkleskylo-archive]

THIS IS SO ACCURATE

[bensonsmom]

[officialjiggly]

SINCE U BEEN GONE !!!!!!!!!!!! (since u been gone) I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME IM SO MOVING ON (ya ya) THANKS TO YOU (thanks to you) NOW I GET (now i get) I GET WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAANT

[meatloaf-gravy]

*whispers* since u been gone

[stilesstilinski37]

[alackofoxygen-deactivated202004]

[bvrntpizza]

[troyeble]

Never forget

[picturesofactorsyelling]

"WHO’S IN MY HOUSE?!"

Pam Ferris in MATILDA (1996, dir. Danny DeVito)