You wouldn't hit a birthday boy.

Sometimes I worry people think some weird anon is me. There's no punchline here. It's really not. I am normal and likable.

[starguyinthesky]

Moving truck I saw in my neighborhood.

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[straycatj]

放置物

Abandoned items

[farmlesbians]

[omegaversereloaded]

Standing outside the club w no ID dressed as benoit blanc and asking women if they could help me solve the mystery of where my hug is at

[epicsause-official]

transgender super mario land 2 reboot where mario is FtM and wario is ℲtW

[cringepics]

[aleshakills]

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

[aleshakills]

I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."

I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street

[iamoutofideas]

ronin

[captain-price-returns]

[swarnpert]

insane fucking slogan

[libraford]

A mole found its way into our house somehow and our cat has NO IDEA what to do about it.

[libraford]

Come to think of it, I also have no idea what to do about it.

[libraford]

If we're being really honest, the mole was also unclear of her motives, so I think we were all a bit confused.

[tachyon-log]

[astraltrickster]

[pnglove]

let’s get cozy with mama

[weirdpngs]

Baby need smoko

[lesbianlyonelb]

I just wrote 8 pages when I haven't written in months and was beginning to think I'd never be able to again. Idk what it is, but I am sharing and manifesting this energy for every writer who sees this. May you write 8 quality pages effortlessly and find joy writing once more

[realest-slenderman]

8 pages you say

[svartibaldur]

[constructreese]

By far the funniest thing in the entire manga to date

[captain-price-unofficially]

[kiwisodaz]

Baby need smoko