Ais

im 24 and i have opinions on books

[nicostiel]

Percy Jackson + Text Posts

[cappocat]

My heart goes out to the Irish in these trying times. May you not contract alcohol poisoning from celebrating the news

[homunculus-argument]

Writing challenge: Describe everything with only the most random fucking details.

"Gregory had ten unclipped fingernails and nine unclipped toenails, as a 14-year-old he had had the greatest lung capacity in his entire biology glass, and his eyes were the colour of moon dust."

"They entered a building that had been constructed from 12,9050 calcium-silicate bricks."

"Emma's dog barked at 92 decibels. He had four strong legs and no knowledge that he had an ancestor who once mauled a man to death for trying to steal a cappage."

[gatto-italiano]

#this is how douglas adams writes

[headspace-hotel]

This is one of the seven core components of writing well

[lee-the-eel]

“i could fix him” “i could make him worse” well DONT im trying to study him and your tampering would completely throw off my results

[at-the-edge-of-the-solar-system]

It’s coming

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

petition to start using it like we did the megamind meme until it comes true

[carys-the-ninth]

"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot

[et-in-arkadia]

i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832

[cringepdf-deactivated20240504]

the personification of death being portrayed as deeply kind in fiction is something that reduces me to tears every single time

[pseudomantis]

Walter white should've started one of those channels where people just mix slime together and cut soap and stuff instead of doing all the stuff he did in the show

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[zabadi]

i hope something goes sooo fucking wrong at the funeral lol like a pallbearer sneezes and the quarter ton coffin just goes spilling into the street

[omghotmemes]

At a conveyer belt sushi restaurant.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

The appropriate response.

[licensetocannibalize]

the queen is not truly dead until Christopher Eccleston drives a stake into her heart, thus defeating the evil once and for all

[theycallmebrick]

*tsk* Gotta hate it when you chip a nail.

[windyvalleyzone]

Yall are cowards for deleting this caption.

[justisco]

love island would be a lot more interesting if andrew punched luca and dami in their fuckin jaws

[valtsv]

oh, those aren't "plot holes". they're air holes i poked in the narrative so that the characters could breathe.

[bogleech]

If you still call tumblr the hellsite you haven’t seen twitter’s recent discourse over whether short women can be loved for anything other than a fetish

[dumbunnii]

[justabrowncoatedwench]

under 5′7″??!? The average height for adult women in the US is 5′4″, the average height for women in other parts of the world is shorter than that.

Like, speaking as a tall(ish) woman, are tall (most likely straight) women okay???!?

[birlinterrupted]

This is to pride discourse like when a new guy comes into the wrestling ring w a chair. Absolute mayhem to the discursive ecology

[alienpupy]