we might as well just fuck

kelsie. 23. nz. all i care about in life is the dog with the pudding cup on its head

[diegoide]

[coruscanty]

me on my way to the kitchen to eat shredded cheese out of the bag at 3 am

[gaynosha]

my cat following me after hearing me get up and go to the kitchen to eat shredded cheese out of the bag at 3 am

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you get married in Japan then fly to Hawaii and immediately die after you land, your marriage certificate will be dated after your death certificate

[frogmoss1]

weekend plans!

[keatonpatti]

YouTube has it all.

[insomniac-arrest]

[thebrothersjonas]

Okay but look at this pic of Nick Jonas wearing a sweatshirt with a picture of John Stamos wearing a Jonas Brothers t-shirt

[thebrothersjonas]

The saga continues…

[thebrothersjonas]

I bet you thought it was over…..

[thebrothersjonas]

John just took it to the next level

[snout]

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

[babyanimalgifs]

(via alyssemazakian)

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Baby size 0-3 months tends to fit cats. Go forth and clothe

[notreewaits-deactivated20200806]

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

[sevenfifteenam]

One taught me love, one taught me patience, one taught me pain

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[adahjones]

BIIIIIIITCH

[nanningbee]

[passinnotesinsecrecy]

i’ve never felt more exposed in my life

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

Some nurses be on tumblr like *smug story about medical malpractice* 

[methotrex8]

*commits HIPAA violation in order to make fun of the patient*

[lesbostomping]

fun fact: research on people with violent tendencies show that aggressive and abusive young men very often grow up to become cops, while female bullies tend to choose a more innocent looking career path while still getting a position of power over weak and helpless people - yep, they become nurses.

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

I just found the funniest fucking thingGGGGG it’s a website where you make fake simpsons synopsises and compile screenshots from the show that fit the plot, which is simple enough but this is the first one I found

he just fucking murders homer gay rights

[arthoebyers]

umbrella academy as it’s always sunny

diego:

klaus:

five:

allison:

vanya:

luther:

ben:

[not-safe-for-democracy]

[mandronia]