Homorus-Eroticonus

Devin.NYC.Comic Enthusiast

[the-real-eye-to-see]

Dragons look like minerals!

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

[skreetfighter-deactivated201403]

The house of double 0 double 0

[itsduonne-deactivated20150720]

MOTHA DOUBLE O!

[2damnfeisty]

The Legendary

[xjukadiiex]

FOREVERRRRR

[artaline]

human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

[hiiloveyouhi]

Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*

Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*

Alien: *exasperated sputtering*

[ritavonbees]

Human: shots! shots! shots!

Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.

Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves

[nessa007]

[daydrinkbeliever]

Vodka aunt v. Wine mom

[squidyword]

You’re not a true gamer if you don’t eat the disc after beating the game 😤

[kimabara]

If it’s a phone game, do I eat my phone?

[squidyword]

[slog420]

Without corporate blogs none of you would know when to stop running memes into the ground

[icel]

corporate blogs are the meme carnivores that keep the population in check. a detestable yet essential part of the meme ecosystem

[teenscoolest]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

concept of a thieves guild: cool

reality of a thieves guild: tumblr shoplifting fandom 

[reikah-deactivated20190906]

this post has single handedly ruined my desire to play a rogue in any rpg ever

[dnd-5e-homebrew]

Elemental Sorceries by BoltNine Homebrew

[chasekip]

[jayywesst]

This shit here is sooo ignorant 😂😂😂😂😂

[melaninmedicine]

I’m the girl in the red lipstick who was watching in the background

[thisisevak]

I love the fucking internet 😂😂

[simplysupreme]

That was soooooooo perfect! 😂😂😂

[victorpopejr]

White people will turn anything into a casserole

[pinklibra-deactivated20170123]

What exactly is a casserole

[victorpopejr]

I still don’t know tbh

[hugal]

@thaplayersclub 

[twitterlols]

im having a stroke 

[justtweets]

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

Save our children

[khanos-deactivated20220729]

hi babes look at my cowlick

[onlytwitterpics]