With my toes on the edge it's such a lovely view.

Zoey, 24 (she/her)

[laurbyboom]

I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said

[awookieinsheepsclothing-deactiv]

But sir this is my emotional support hateful slur

[uncanny-aesthetic]

Out of the rustling corn, you see a human-looking hand emerge. You know deep down it is not human.

[farmcontent]

y’all a bunch of city slickers that is NOT corn

[catchymemes]

[akak4]

So fun

[kimabara]

Eevee in smash pls

[yekkes]

The customer is never right

[taggediconic]

normalize the customer never being right

[yekkes]

[a-fucking-velociraptor]

original post [x]

[dajo42]

this is the happiest day of my life

[laloon]

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Too soon

[saheeli-rais-wife]

65 million years…

[emerald-imperial]

please look at my cat’s feet

[setheverman]

ankle tattoos? lol what a hipster

[toastbutteregg]

[kimabara]

One extra second of festivity

[khe1]

i would die for you yoshi

You Will.

[kenkuarchive]

[salroka]

some dudebro: women are too emotional to be jedi

me: 

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[meganmayday]

the best part of being an adult is watching your friends also be adults

[mysharona1987]

They are saying with a straight face:

This. Woman. Is. Not. Attractive.

Like, I’m not even a lesbian, but come the fuck on.

[princesstigerbelle]

[catchymemes]

[foil-flingza-roller-deactivated]

it’s britney,