What the actual fuck

My name's Santana Lopez. If you don't know me, then you're seriously missing out because I keep it real and I'm hilarious. This dating detox trend that's going around school? Yeah, I'm not part of it. Everyone that's doing it is an idiot, and it'll be...

[detoxsantana]

It seems like it's been forever [pm]

[titanfinnhudson-blog]

Now it really feels like old times with you laughing at me.

She kind of caught us kissing in the kitchen.  

[detoxsantana]

Of course she did. And she grounded you for it. Did she say anything else about it?

[sxbastiansmythe]

I guess

guys really don’t mature as they age. I also just lost a friend with really fabulous wood floors. And no, that’s not a metaphor for anything.

Whatever.

One more Lima loser to ignore at Scandals from now on. If I ever go again.

[detoxsantana]

Stop whining and move on. There's way better floors out there.

[detoxsantana]

It seems like it's been forever

[twinningmason-blog]

Watching paint dry isn’t boring though! Have you ever painted a white wall with really thick paint? It takes forever and dries weird and is just….it’s bizarre.

It is nice to have you back in all our lives though, Santana.

[detoxsantana]

My favorite twin. You freaking would have watched paint dry. 

[detoxsantana]

It seems like it's been forever

[squarerootofbrittany]

So, you’re feeling all better again?

That’s awesome!

[detoxsantana]

Yeah, I'm feeling a lot better now. Thanks Britt. You should come over to my house soon so you can have a break from Mr. Roboto.

[detoxsantana]

It seems like it's been forever

[titanfinnhudson-blog]

I’m grounded for kind of lying to mom.  Uh, Burt asked my mom to marry him on Valentine’s Day.

[detoxsantana]

Excuse me while I go and laugh my ass off.

[detoxsantana]

It seems like it's been forever

[titanfinnhudson-blog]

I can try.  You’re more than just team mate anyway.

 Not much.  Just grounded this week which means many lectures from mom on appropriate behaviour in between her thinking about stuff for the wedding.

[detoxsantana]

I have missed a lot, then. Why are you grounded? Who's getting married?

[lejazzhotbaby-blog1]

Okay I need at least one other person for my song for glee this week

[lejazzhotbaby-blog1]

I asked about it the other day, I’ve just been waiting for responses. And even if it was just us two it could be fun but I think we might be able to get one or two more people in before the end of the school day.

[detoxsantana]

That's fine then. Should I plan on staying at school after it ends to practice, or go to someone's house?

[detoxsantana]

It seems like it's been forever

[titanfinnhudson-blog]

I’m glad.  It’s no fun being on a team divided.  

So, how are you?

[detoxsantana]

Can you not be the glee club captain for once and not try and make this about being a "team"? 

I've been alright. Nothing new to update everyone with. What about you?

[lejazzhotbaby-blog1]

Okay I need at least one other person for my song for glee this week

[lejazzhotbaby-blog1]

Only a small group number. Hence why I was asking a couple of the girls to join me. I know it’s lame but we’re supposed to be doing 90’s music this week and a lot of it is lame. So why not do something fun?

[detoxsantana]

I guess that sounds reasonable. Who else is gonna be in on it? Or did you wait until the last minute to plan this out?

[detoxsantana]

It seems like it's been forever

[titanfinnhudson-blog]

I know I can and have been a huge jerk but I’d like to think I’m not always like that.  And regardless of what happened… I still like you, okay.

[detoxsantana]

I know. It's been a while, and I've kind of gotten over it all. 

[detoxsantana]

It seems like it's been forever

[titanfinnhudson-blog]

Glad you’re feeling better and good to see you back in the choir room before Regionals.

[detoxsantana]

That's… nice of you, Finn.

[lejazzhotbaby-blog1]

Okay I need at least one other person for my song for glee this week

[lejazzhotbaby-blog1]

We don’t have to fight, Santana. I don’t always want to fight with you. So if you want to, it could be fun. I’m going to be doing 5, 6, 7, 8 by Steps anyway tomorrow. So we’d have to practice this evening.

[detoxsantana]

You're kidding me… Is it a group number?

[detoxsantana]

It seems like it's been forever

And it also seems like I just haven't been in glee club in a long time, probably because you all are more boring than watching paint dry. But I just got over a cold and I'm actually feeling social today, so consider yourselves lucky that you're being treated by my presence. 

[lejazzhotbaby-blog1]

Okay I need at least one other person for my song for glee this week

Preferably a girl but since it’s a group song more would just be more fun especially considering the song is really cheesy.

Any takers?

[detoxsantana]

I'd say that it depends on the song you're choosing because I'm feeling charitable this week, but I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want to do a song with me considering we fight at basically everything.

[detoxsantana]

So stupid

[traveling-jjpuckerman-deactivat]

That’s not that bad. The whole date thing. Maybe you can do that again. I hear the date thing is fun

[detoxsantana]

I'll probably just grab Sam and tell him to forget about football for a minute and take me out.

[detoxsantana]

So stupid

[detoxdavid-deactivated20150731]

No no no no no… I’m saying your insults have to reach beyond the county lines, I’ve seen you tear apart people at 50 paces

[detoxsantana]

I guess that's true. I just can't help it when it comes to stupid people.

[detoxsantana]

So stupid

[traveling-jjpuckerman-deactivat]

Well what did you do on the last valentine?

[detoxsantana]

Made fun of people and got someone from the football team to buy me dinner at breadstix.