i'm a slave 4 u;

Hi! I'm Brittany S. Pierce, not Britney Spears because I'm more talented than her and than all of you, but that's okay. I'm dating Artie Abrams, who isn't a robot, but is cute anyway, and my best friends are Santana and Quinn.

[detoxsantana]

It seems like it's been forever

[detoxsantana]

Yeah, I’m feeling a lot better now. Thanks Britt. You should come over to my house soon so you can have a break from Mr. Roboto.

[squarerootofbrittany]

He's not a robot. I already asked bunches of times, San. It'd be nice to date a robot though.

[squarerootofbrittany]

I'm super nervous about Regionals, guys.

[lejazzhotbaby-blog1]

A lot of us are cute and can sing and we’re definitely cuter then the Warblers when we perform. Trust me, we’ll make this a good performance that the judges won’t forget.

[squarerootofbrittany]

Okay. I just want everything to be perfect because we're awesome and everyone should know that we're awesome.

[squarerootofbrittany]

I'm super nervous about Regionals, guys.

[titanfinnhudson-blog]

I know; and I don’t want us to lose either.

But it would be really cool to see a smile on your face, so you could help the rest of us smile, and be happy, and go out and kick some butt in a couple of weeks.

[squarerootofbrittany]

Okay... I know we're going to kick some birdie butt, but it's still scary sometimes.

[squarerootofbrittany]

I'm super nervous about Regionals, guys.

[lejazzhotbaby-blog1]

But we’re better. Think about it, the Warblers don’t have anyone who dances like you on their team and you and Mike are amazing.

[squarerootofbrittany]

True. Mike Chang and I are the best dancers and we obviously dance all kinds of ways around you guys, especially Finn. But that's okay because he's cute and can sing.

[squarerootofbrittany]

I'm super nervous about Regionals, guys.

[traveling-jjpuckerman-deactivat]

I’m sure everything will be great

[squarerootofbrittany]

Hi, delightful girl. I hope so because I really don't want to puke on anyone.

[squarerootofbrittany]

I'm super nervous about Regionals, guys.

[titanfinnhudson-blog]

We’ll make sure to remind you about the underwear Britt.  As for the rest, we’ve just to start practicing and give it our best.

Besides, we have some of the best dancers, I don’t care how in step those guys from Dalton are.

[squarerootofbrittany]

Thanks, Finn. I just don't want us to lose...

I know we're awesome and we have hotter girls since they have no girls anyway, but I'm still kind of worried.

[squarerootofbrittany]

I'm super nervous about Regionals, guys.

[lejazzhotbaby-blog1]

We won’t mess up and we won’t lose this time! But…please try and remember underwear.

[squarerootofbrittany]

But the pretty boys are so good and hot and I don't know how we're going to beat them. I'll try...

[squarerootofbrittany]

I'm super nervous about Regionals, guys.

What if we mess up? What if we lose? What if I forget underwear again? I don't think Mr. Schue will be happy if I show my butt even if it's cute.

[detoxsantana]

It seems like it's been forever

And it also seems like I just haven’t been in glee club in a long time, probably because you all are more boring than watching paint dry. But I just got over a cold and I’m actually feeling social today, so consider yourselves lucky that you’re being treated by my presence. 

[squarerootofbrittany]

So, you're feeling all better again?

That's awesome!