Deus Ex Incorrect Quotes

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Pritchard: How’d you do it? Get Volkard to come around?

Jensen: Oh, it wasn’t so hard. A rational discussion between two reasonable men.

Pritchard: [smiles knowingly] Rational discussion. I bet.

Jensen: Mhmm. But, by all means, go ahead.

Pritchard: Excuse me?

Jensen: Say it. I won’t get embarrassed.

Pritchard: Say what? Oh! You mean say ‘thank you’?

Jensen: Oh! You’re welcome. Was it so hard?

Pritchard: The thing is, not dealing with you every day has been very restful for me. My back pain is gone. I sleep really well. I’m not so sure I’m grateful to be back.

Jensen: You’re a terrible liar. Good, honest people are always bad liars.

Pritchard: Which makes you what?

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Pritchard: How'd you do it? Get Volkard to come around?

Jensen: Oh, it wasn't so hard. A rational discussion between two reasonable men.

Pritchard: [smiles knowingly] Rational discussion. I bet.

Jensen: Mhmm. But, by all means, go ahead.

Pritchard: Excuse me?

Jensen: Say it. I won't get embarrassed.

Pritchard: Say what? Oh! You mean say 'thank you'?

Jensen: Oh! You're welcome. Was it so hard?

Pritchard: The thing is, not dealing with you every day has been very restful for me. My back pain is gone. I sleep really well. I'm not so sure I'm grateful to be back.

Jensen: You're a terrible liar. Good, honest people are always bad liars.

Pritchard: Which makes you what?

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(about faking his death in Panchaea)

Jensen: Fooled you, I could fool him (Page).

Pritchard: Yeah, you fooled me. Alright, well done.

Jensen: Yeah... Well, I'm sorry.

Pritchard: I tried calling. I tried calling you hundreds of times, begging you to talk to me, begging you to get help. Not a reply, not a word, not a text.

Jensen: Sorry.

Pritchard: You know what? I've not been sleeping, I have not- Forget it, never mind. You know, you're a jerk. And your plan, it's not even a plan.

Jensen: But you will help me?

Pritchard: What am I supposed to say? No? God, you're despicable!

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Unfortunately, my birthday has always been the lousiest day of the year. It all began on the day of my actual birth. Both of my parents failed to show up.

Frank Pritchard, probably

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Ah, Adam Jensen. Your timing is impeccable. And by "impeccable," I mean completely peccable!

Frank Pritchard, possibly

[gibsonplz-blog]

No excuses. I just… had to.

Original. 

[kentaurex]

deus ex + wolfpupy

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Jensen: I happen to be a very good secondary(agent).

[flashback]

Macready: [interrogating suspect] So you were just borrowing those cars?

[Jensen starts banging on the one-way glass from outside the interrogation room]

Jensen: Ask about his bank account. Ask about his bank account! Ask him about his bank- [The glass shatters] -account. You should ask him about his bank account.

Jensen: [Leaving] Miller! Macready broke the glass!

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Pritchard: For the last time, the best cop movies in order: Training Day, Lethal Weapon, and Fargo. End of discussion.

Haas: Wrong. Die Hard is the greatest cop movie of all time. One cop saving the day while everyone else stands around and watches. It's the story of my life.

Malik: I like Turner & Hooch. Tom Hanks, reluctant friendship with a dog. That hits me where I live.

Jensen: No. RoboCop. It's got everything I like. Gratuitous violence...

Haas: Oh, I thought you were listing things.

Jensen: I was. I'm done.

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Jensen: Here are two pictures. One is your hideout; the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you guess which is which?

Koller: [Points at one] That one's the dump?

Jensen: They're both your hideout.

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Most of my patients do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few minutes in suspension. Now, you’ve been under for … quite a bit longer, and it’s not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage. But don’t be alarmed, all right? Although, if you do feel alarm, try to hold onto that feeling, because that is the proper reaction to being told you have brain damage.

Vaclav Koller to Adam Jensen, probably

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Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye", and you were like, [deep voice] "No way!" And then I was all, "We pretended we were going to murder you."? That was great. Is anyone there?

Bob Page to Adam Jensen, probably

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Jensen: Is it hot in here or is it just me?

Pritchard: It’s you.

Jensen: What?

Pritchard: What?

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Jensen (about Pritchard): I’m his emergency contact.

Nurse: So you’re here to pick him up?

Jensen: I’m here to be removed as his emergency contact.

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Pritchard: I'm done. That's it. I'm tired of bending over backwards for you anymore.

Jensen: I mean this in all seriousness. Professionally or in bed?

[moskafleurart]

“And they were roomates”

Deus Ex incorrect quotes 

Deus Ex ft Bojack Horseman

on twitter

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Malik: So, are you available for Tuesday, or are you gonna be too busy masturbating to old pictures of yourself?

Jensen: I told you, that's not what was happening that time. I was masturbating to what the picture represented! You walked in at the worst possible moment.