Wonderfully mediocre.

[laiostoudenn-archived-deactivat]

"The alliance is reforged, mortal. The planes thus quake, and the gods shudder."

[soupfiction]

court gentry aka sierra six as various text posts

[anxietyproblem]

[silentsihtric]

Made some memes

[slayer-of333lies]

That scene reactions

House of the Dragon episode 8

[shadowselved]

spoilers ahead so stop here if you don’t want them:

“prince daemon fell in love with laena, the singers would have us believe.”

while daemon does truly love rhaenyra, he also truly adored laena and initially was extremely happy in the life they built together and their daughters. upon discovering she had already been betrothed to another he instigated a fight with her betrothed, mocking the boy viciously until he was challenged to a duel. less than a fortnight later they were wed, and the wedded couple traveled the free cities to avoid both viserys’s ire and daemon’s complicated emotions towards rhaenyra. their life was free and happy, and for once daemon was able to simply enjoy being rather than constantly fighting for his position in court.

“prince daemon named the girls baela (after his father) and rhaena (after her mother).”

he found it easier to connect to baela, a wild and willful child so much like himself, but rhaena was more difficult for him to understand, especially as she grew and her egg didn’t hatch. still, he spent hours teaching both girls about their targaryen history and how to handle dragons, taking them on flights alongside their mother. he showed them skills to survive the courts and streets, and after their mother’s death did his best to comfort them, a skill he’d always lacked.

“during her final hour, it is said, lady laena rose from her bed, pushed away the septa praying over her, and made her way from her room, intent on reaching vhagar that she might fly one last time before she died.”

however, as happy and loved and loving as daemon found his new life, over the years he began to sink into a depression, so far away from his beloved brother and niece and the only life he had truly known. the change from constant chaos and court rivalry to being little more than a family man occasionally entreated to help protect pentos left him uncertain of how to navigate such calm waters, as if he had been pulled underwater from above the clouds. it worsened after laena and their baby’s death, and he further struggled with the life he was in until finally making the decision to return to dragonstone.

[yenvengerberg]

#get yourself a man who will grin at you covered in blood, won’t snitch on you, will dance with you, beat up anyone who gets between you, and will carry you like a sack of potatoes to safety

[morphmaker]

All Creatures Great and Small: Dr. Buttercup

[reehanalovestmoneyghostscbs]

I love you bucky barnes.

Extra bonus gif .

[gretchensinister]

One of the most life-changing things I ever learned came from Mythbusters, where they tested and proved (with cognitive testing puzzles and reaction time tests) that lying down and resting with the intention to sleep STILL provided significant mental benefits over just staying awake, even if a person couldn’t fall asleep in the amount of time they had. 

It helps me to actually sleep to know that just lying down with my eyes closed is still doing me some good, and helps me to not freak out/beat myself up when I stay up later than intended. Any amount of rest is better than no rest!

So if you didn’t know that…now you do

[dankxsinatra]

[i-seeaspaceshipinthe-sky]

Jaskier + Two Moods of his songs

[thewitchersdaily]

1.06 | 2.07

[mickeymouse-house]

This is the vibe I’m getting from everyone’s reactions to season 2 so far

[crowley-anthony]

(insp)

[radishnt]

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

[mothman-misato]

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

[boimgfrog]

Radish. Answer the question radish.

[radishnt]

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

[boimgfrog]

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

[catsnraincoats]

[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]

why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

[boimgfrog]

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

[catsnraincoats]

Its takes less than a minute

[boimgfrog]

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

[catsnraincoats]

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

[boimgfrog]

Like seven minutes

[catsnraincoats]

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

[boimgfrog]

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

[pidoop]

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

[silverjirachi]

Yet another post that reads like four shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief

[wizardlyghost]

(Enter RADISHN’T, MOTHMAN MISATO, BOIMG FROG and CATS'N RAINCOATS, stage left. They are having a HEATED DISCUSSION.)

RADISHN’T: Prithee, which one of you had planned to tell

Of diff'rent flavours gained by simple act

Of brewing tea with water hot, not cold?

MOTHMAN: Egad! you poured the water cold? Wherefore?!

FROG: An answer from you, Radish, I must beg.

RADISHN’T: Indeed I did, dear friends - why does this shock?

Without the guide of others I assumed

That heat was merely added for the sake

Of expediting this solution’s brewing!

Half a decade I have spent, or more,

Not questioning this worldview I had made.

In fact, I am myself a bit surprised

That you might think that I, your dearest friend,

Might have a patience of sufficient stock

To wait until a pot of water boils.

FROG: Three minutes overtaxes patience so?

The microwave will beep when it is done!

CATS'N: My friend, this answer vexes me the more!

Can it be true that thou dost boil by nuke?!

FROG: Are you in turn, my friend, so shocked to know

That I have not the patience, like our Root,

To boil upon the stove our favour’d drink?

CATS'N: It takes less than a minute!

FROG: On what plate?

Perhaps your dinner cooks atop the sun?

CATS'N: How long can take your stove to fill the task

Of boiling but a single cup alone?

FROG: In minutes?

CATS'N: Yes!

FROG: I counted seven, once.

CATS'N: Perhaps you ought to have your timepiece checked!

If on a middle heat you place the cup

You soon will have the scalding drink you crave.

Two minutes, in a mug upon the plate

Or even less, if you should have a pot.

FROG: You cause me tears - is this how thou dost live?

You place upon the iron stove a mug?

A mug, ceramic, filled with water cold?

How do these flames, though medium in height,

Not shatter like a glass this fragile thing?

Surely, then, your kitchen is bewitched

With magicks far beyond the mortal ken!

(The FOUR realise they have wandered into the THRONE ROOM. The ROYAL COURT watches with fascination.)

KING: Ev'ry single person in this group must be a fucking lunatic, it seems.

[iridescentcosplay]

DID YOU JUST CREATE A SHAKESPEAREAN TRANSLATION TUMBLR SHITPOST - IN FULL IAMBIC PENTAMETER??

[castielss]

SPNCREATORSDAILY 2K CELEBRATION: → DAY 2: COLORS