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Dev/Space Kace (She/Her) x Dallas, TXThis blog is NSFW and NOT spoiler-free. I write books and share things I find hilarious, enlightening, and infuriating. Fandoms: GOT, LOTR, the Witcher, Umbrella Academy, Brooklyn 99, Archer, MCU, Schitt's Creek, Last Kingdom, Pacific Rim, Friends, Deadwood, ATLA, Doctor Who, Jupiter Ascending, Chernobyl, Batman, garbage romance books Likes: dogs, puns, space, tacos, led zeppelin Dislikes: people who intentionally park in two spaces, the ocean

[theconcealedweapon]

[vampvelour]

i think we should reanimate nikola tesla so he can beat elon to death in a bare knuckle brawl

[thehopefulquotes]

Forgive yourself for not knowing what you didn’t know before you learned it.

Maya Angelou (via thehopefulquotes)

[mapsontheweb]

Spike map of Europe’s buildings using Copernicus satellite data.

by @milos_agathon

[viva-1a-resistance]

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

[the-haiku-bot]

“Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[oldguardians]

[kaity--did]

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

[kaity--did]

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

[kaity--did]

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.

[inkloom]

you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.

[kaity--did]

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

[ladyshinga]

Do not cringe at your interests. Do not cringe at your hobbies. Do not cringe at your own joy in life. Cringe about things that MATTER, like that weird shit you said to your friend back in 2011 that they don’t even remember

[redead-red]

Elijah Wood, Daniel Radcliffe, and Robert Pattison all have this like... this vibe. This energy.

I'm not quite sure what it is...but it's something.

[redead-red]

@kdinjenzen you are so right

[adamtotscomix]

Based on this!

[sappho-official]

absolutely losing it at this comment from the original writer

[volach-deactivated20230326]

“When the handle has snapped off the basket that held all your eggs…” gone girl tier monologue

[womenintheirwebs-archived]

wow she read them down

[dankmemeuniversity]

[caralarm-bicycles]

You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging

[wakewithgiggli]

[toastbutteregg]

why is this so true

[anika-thestollsister]

Do you ever love a fanfic so much that after finishing, you’re like wow. This was so good. I can’t believe people don’t earn money for doing this.

Like-

[5ummit]

Bucky + Captain America: Civil War + Text Posts (Part 1)

[izzy-hands]

Geraskier Incorrect Quotes [13/∞] (caution: eating mysterious flowers can temporarily make you lose your brain to mouth filter edition)

[aye-write]

Trying to convince yourself to write like