Deviathan

I am a writer, sometimes actor, and nerd. My posts vary a lot, but they generally include fantasy/sci-fi cartoons, some video games, some TV shows, pretty scenery, cute things, and funny things.

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[ofpaintedflowers]

i didn't /read/ witch hat atelier, i sat my artblocked ass down and listened

[starcures]

new boot goofin

[seralicetarrant]

Tracking those paw prints all over the place...

[deviathan]

Well, it's not barefoot.

[prinnay]

Coworkers trying on magic coats

[silly-signs]

In front of you are 11 doors, and a box. You can only open one, each leading you to a different prize (or in this case a to a randomized website or music video link). Which are you picking?

Door 1

Blue door 2

Revolving door 3

Thick door 4

Door 5

Cat door 6

Slanted door 7

Backwards door 8

Second backwards door 9

Dog door 10

Clown themed door 11

BOX!

Voting ended onApr 8

Links below!

Door 1

Door 2

Revolving door 3

Door 4

Door 5

🐱Door 6🐱

Door 7

Backwards door 8

Second backwards door 9

🐶Door 10🐶

🤡Door 11🤡

BOX!

[silly-signs]

Absolutely delighted by the reblog to likes ratio on this

[godlessondheimite]

this is the greatest story ever told

from Ask a Manager

[mikkeneko]

#there are a lot of good reasons not to use child labor#but admittedly one of them is that children aren’t good at it

[supervillainny]

I think that might be the best anyone has ever done it

[ampersketch-art]

Did you know that— hold on I'm getting a call.

Hello?

[ampersketch-art]

What?

Who died?

[ampersketch-art]

Well I'm not too upset by this but how?

[ampersketch-art]

...uh huh, uh huh...

[ampersketch-art]

Every single Power Ranger, you say?

[kataangoogie]

drew them again wearing outfits of each other's culture! 🧡💙

[the-greentext-guy]

[wafflebloggies]

aw i found the sequel!! ;U;

[ozi-uwu]

A actual fucking hero dude

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

I’m tempted to say, “Not all heroes wear capes,” but I get the impression this Fine Fellow probably owns more than one.

[jumpforthebeef]

[mynorthernattitude]

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

[ankle-beez]

the chain of events in this minute and a half clip is so extremely delightful and funny

[ankle-beez]

kermit and scooter riffing on how their physicality doesn't let them open the envelope to announce the winner. the audience immediately cracking up when it cuts to statler and waldorf because they know what the bit is gonna be. jim henson slipping into the kermit voice accidentally before bouncing back at record speed and riffing on it. richard hunt genuinely laughing at jim's joke but doing so in-character. prime muppets was something else man

[feeshies]

Funny growing up in the late 2000s and seeing constant "don't text and drive" warnings, PSAs telling us to put our phones down behind the wheel, wait until you're home to send that text, a phone-distracted driver is a deadly driver etc etc

Only for modern car manufacturers to be like "we made the car a phone :) now you have to text and drive to change the radio station :)"

[deviathan]

Reminds me of a story about those. I was at summer camp, and once a week, we went to a movie. The local movie theater showed local commercials. One of them was a "don't text and drive" commercial, starring one of the other teenage campers, Victoria.

It played once and we went, "haha, Victoria crashed and died." Then again. Then a third time, until Victoria shouted, "Why do I keep dying??!!" to everyone else's laughter.

[huffylemon]

[sigynpenniman]

“Sunset over the Grocery Box,” by me. The view from my father’s front yard in January 2014.

“Sunset at the End of My Driveway (Excluding Pavements Covered With the Shite of One Million Dogs)” by me.

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

“Sunset from My Front Yard Taken on an iPod Touch in 2010″

[hydrojinn]

“Sunset in Nov 2021 Taken in the Parking Lot of the Pharmacy”

“sunset from the parking lot of the diner taken on an iphone 5 in 2016”

the view across the road partially eclipsed by house, 2017

[xxtc-96xx]

Taken from a stepladder putting up Christmas lights

-2014, front yard

[an-autistic-with-personhood]

“Brewing Storm on an Evening Commute”

And “Finally, no Power Lines”

-Sept. 30, 2020, passenger seat of a moving Buick

[naamahdarling]

Behind a near-defunct mall in super small-town OK. HUGE rays.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

congrats on re-creating do you like the colours of the sky, lads

[nonasuch]

“Waiting For the Bus,” January 2026

[toruandmidori]

[dogpuppy]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Realizing that I am not employing enough of my free will to become a nuisance at work

[raine-of-auroria]

Me watching this: