Devilcano

(He/him 🏳️‍🌈) Pyropunk. I post things I find funny. I like a lot of things and have many opinions. I’ve done my fair share of neat activities and I try to stay positive. If you dislike mustaches DNI.

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[pherenth]

Monster Hunter Wilds Digital Mini Artbook

[zealousdragons]

fire 🔥

[devilcano]

Theres cuteness aggression. And then theres this.

Now i just gotta get the plushie.

[devilcano]

So im playing through cyberpunk again and i just finished the heist and noticed this:

This is the first thing you see after leaving the delamain. The city of broken dreams, Jackie’s city. Jackie’s death. The end is near, V is about to get shot. These two were placed here so deliberately and im shaking because this game is amazing

[billiamdoor]

I can be trusted with the fictional character. I Promise.

[billiamdoor]

I lied. Fuck it’s dire y’all. It’s Bad.

[toonzreblogs]

[gaymolegaming]

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

goes hard ngl

[the-knightswind-case]

Consider:

[welshirishscottsman]

i am a proud butt pirate; reblog if you are a proud butt pirate

[the-haiku-bot]

i am a proud butt

pirate; reblog if you are

a proud butt pirate

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[devilcano]

An actual flag i have!

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[devilcano]

Like this?

[artschoolglasses]

I just think characters like Halsin and Blackwall should look a little more like sumo wrestlers and a lot less like shredded, 0% body fat, dehydrated Marvel superheroes.

But maybe that's just me. 🤷‍♀️

(L-R: Asakoryu, Kirishima, and Tochinoshin)

[starrforge]

I agree ehehehe

[woundedsoul12]

Ffs yessssss. @thepickledmermaid

[devilcano]

Black Pearl pepper - Wikipedia

Black Pearl pepper - Wikipedia

The black pearl pepper. Fruits of pure void and pain (spicy). All parts stained by darkness. Black roses have nothing on the black pearl pepper. Fuck yeag

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[jake-clark]

[meiiiwaku]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

[laughconfetti]

[creepymutelilbugger]

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

[roses-blog-of-things-deactivate]

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

[thenumberonevelvetcake]

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

[picunha]

the transition im crying

[vanity-complex]

I am walking onto the field. Haters are forcefully removing me from the premise

[devilcano]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[paper-mario-wiki]

unfortunately found my critics trying to make a little Douglet, so we had to get them both fixed

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

eggs are most delicious when least touched by fire (so poached, sunny side up, etc declining in quality to over easy, hard boiled). this is because fire cleanses the egg of sin (primary source of flavor). this is also why the objectively most delicious egg is soft boiled (hardened purified exterior traps the delicious sin inside the soft gooey interior), and why scrambled eggs are morally ambiguous

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

couple things

deviled eggs are delicious bc, while hard boiled/cleansed of sin, as the name implies the sin has been artificially added back in (via mayonnaise)

raw eggs are indeed the Most Delicious, which is why consuming them inflicts divine punishment (salmonella) unless they have received exorcism (pasteurization)

rotten eggs smell like that bc the sin has been absolved. as with most things in life, the church is to blame

[devilcano]

TES writers really do just be writing whatever the fuck they want huh

[devilcano]

Where the fuck did you all come from

[devilcano]

TES writers really do just be writing whatever the fuck they want huh