What Have I Done To You

I work at a movie theater.... We honestly almost had a completely gay staff once.. Er--I embarrass myself a lot.. Probably doing so now--They/them Call me Ari~

[strawberry-crocodile]

no one tells you this but you can just put asparagus salt pepper and butter in an oven and twenty minutes later have the best fucking snack in the universe

[strawberry-crocodile]

yet another failure of the american education system

[bugmuncherr]

[coffinvows]

mersi rustwheel the one and only (he him)

[highlandvalley]

The most beautiful footage of strangers dancing in public… https://twitter.com/Thorayaaa/status/1660180658646568967

[kendrixtermina]

its like a real life version of that children’s song with the magic bridge that you had to dance across

[prismatic-bell]

Highlights: --all the old people --one dude who starts doing the Cotton-Eye Joe and has the steps on lock --quinceañera girl with a dress bigger than the circle --lots of kids but particularly the dude who's doing the helicopter with his little girl --an entire section of Millennials doing dance moves I recognize, oh the nostalgia

[b0nkcreat]

hrmm. well hold on now ive been filled with a sudden joy and whimsy for the world

[b0nkcreat]

i think we're all going to be okay maybe

[galgorithm-deactivated20260512]

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

"Because I do it with a small boat, I am called a pirate and a thief. You, with a whole navy, molest the world and are called an emperor."

-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great

"What even is a war? Like isn't it illegal to kill people?"

-This girl

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

They are both right

[wolfwoodbignaturals]

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

[wolfwoodbignaturals]

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

[bwitiye]

applying for jobs sucks so bad i wish i could be one of the crabs that ate amelia earhart

[silkypicrew]

speechless. the pose. the expression. this should be a painting.

[c---crow]

i'm no good at painting sorry. i have excessive line work instead

[princecanary]

Same guy different time ⏳

[muiri-noir]

Commission for @ Miboonie

[lemongrace]

Wanted to flaunt this absolutely gorgeous portrait commission I got from Maja/_Periastron_ on Twitter! She captured Eluein's severe look so so well, I love it!

[nozomi-mats]

Siblings Artiemisia and Alistaris done for LittleViking4 on Twitter!

[lemongrace]

moon's sacrifice a little symbolic gift art for @audreyofcrows of her character Tarellia! i am so normal about this haunted blue creature

[amionna]

Ashthalyn Ravensong

[peregreen]

idk if Tumblr will keep the boops going after today, but through the power of discord emoji, you can boop your friends in a server. or idk, paste them in someone's askbox.

edited to include image description by @bisexualbaker

[Image: All three booping paws, one from each direction of the screen. End ID.]

[dunkstein]

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

[dunkstein]

https://youtu.be/Nl8xTqTUGCY

If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life

[theotheristhedoctor]

That was a near-religious experience 

[outburstsoftheordinary]

I made a gif of it for those of you who cant watch the video in your country. Or if you know you just want to stare at it mesmerized like me

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[ralfmaximus]

Original linked video is gone, so here’s a new link.