can you tell im cycling thru my old interests lmao

| Mari | 22 | non-binary | they/them | i dont tag shit okay im sorry

[hauseofleaves]

do you guys like my new bumper sticker idea

[bogleech]

"you only deserve food and shelter if you contribute to society" says people living in countries where nobody's labor actually feeds or benefits their neighbors anymore but exclusively benefits the companies keeping the food and shelter behind the artificial paywalls

You're not nomads relying on each other to hunt and gather anymore, you're talking about stocking shelves for fucking wal marts

And even the oldest societies on earth all took care of the elderly or sick anyway

[caroline-vibecheck]

dudes will be like "if you don't Contribute To Society you don't get to live, that's the simple facts" meanwhile their job is like Marketing and Brand Development Specialist

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[bladeweave]

"they should be in a healthy relationship with good communication" they should be obsessive freaks who stalk each other and have zero boundaries

[godkissedme]

It’s important to me that my nonsense remain high quality

[peerieweirdo]

[red-mercer]

Someone wanna provide context for the non-SDV people?

[lastoneout]

Saw this in the notes and figured I'd step in!

So, for non-SDV players, in most farming sims you can get married to certain characters and have children with them, however this is typically a permanent choice that can't be undone, so if you want to marry someone else or not have kids you would have to start over with a fresh save.

But SDV is different. The game has a witch's hut you can eventually unlock that lets you use...black magic, basically, to soft-reset marriage/children choices without starting over. There's a divorce option so you can ditch your spouse, but that's the only normal one. It also adds an option to turn your children into doves to get rid of them, hence OP saying they "birded" their kids. You're not...technically killing them...but only barely.

(It also adds an option to mind-wipe your previous spouse so they don't remember being married to you and thus don't hate you, and you can even remarry them then if you want, but I don't think that was needed for this, just figured it was sinister enough to warrant a mention.)

All that to say, the reddit OP married a character, progressed to the point that they had a child with them, and then used black magic to "kill" the child and divorce their spouse before moving on to the next marriage candidate and doing the same, over and over until they had gone through all twelve marriage candidates, resulting in a collection of twelve "dead" children.

Which, I must agree, is some uniquely unhinged behavior indeed.

[the-haiku-bot]

Which, I must agree,

is some uniquely unhinged

behavior indeed.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[suinicide]

Okay, but who is joja

[stupidbeecandle]

Joja is essentially Walmart. You can either try to revitalize the town by going the community route and help local businesses and people thrive or you can sell the town to Jojacorp who will put the locals out of business and sell you way cheaper and shittier stuff

[kindigo]

“I may use black magic to be a serial child murderer, but at least I’m not a capitalist”

[wizardelf]

[devourerofmugsofcoffe]

Jezus kurva uram atyám időben van a busz. SIET A BUSZ

[damazcuz]

friend: please drink tonight you're so weird when you're sober

me: i promise i'll be regular

friend: okay as long as you promise

me: (zero beers in) (unprompted) the humble mole can dig up to 100x its body weight in soils each day. The humble mole can survive on a single worm for 80 nights. The humble mole can meditate for 1001 moons uninterrupted. The humble mole can forgive.

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[goldenzingy46]

[Image ID: Three screenshots of TV Tropes page summaries.

1: Rule of Funny - Any violation of continuity, logic, physics, or common sense is permissible if the result gets enough of a laugh. This is the comedy equivalent of the Rule...

2: Rule of Cool - The Rule of Cool is another principle that seeks to dispel arguments among fans over implausibility in fiction.

3: Rule of Three - The Rule of Three is a pattern used in stories in jokes, where part of the story is told three times, with minor variations.

/End ID]

[the-world-annealing]

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that's really cool, personally I don't give strangers false information and then get mad at them for believing me

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[kipsa-hoy]

Happy pride <33

[devourerofmugsofcoffe]

Incredibly infuriating, at least for me, when there is a song that i heard part of, and i liked the part then i go listen to the whole song and its ass like gahh why couldnt you make the whole song like that segment now im gonna be mad every time i hear it

[devourerofmugsofcoffe]

And the segment is a total fucking banger, i wouldnt be looking for the song if the segment was Just Okay, and then the rest is soooo lukewarm its maddening

[giliszta]

Listening to music in a foreign language: oh no I didn't understand that sentence, I need to work on my listening comprehension.

Listening to music in my native language: the fuck is he even talking about

[devourerofmugsofcoffe]

And i still have to water the fuvking concrete

[devourerofmugsofcoffe]

How many days you have to water concrete fr now they did it on saturday and its alr thursday whens it done ...

[asparklethatisblue]

nobody actually thought that Jotaro is a teenager in years

[the-haiku-bot]

nobody actually

thought that Jotaro is a

teenager in years

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.