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[spoksstuff]

the rizzlers & the rizzed 😂

all credits to the original artist @hyamotto on X

[myheromedia]

New Horikoshi Art!!

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[charl0ttan]

uhh my two cents are fucking each other

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[memeuplift]

[angelspouse]

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

[bluemuffin-draws]

So there's this bed in a game 😳

[arcane-offerings]

Parcelsus. Monarchia: The Aurora of the Philosophers, Magic Emblems & Prophecies of Paracelsus. Seattle, WA: Ouroboros Press, 2014. Hardcover. 125 pages. Limited to 677 copies.

www.arcaneofferings.com

Shop link in bio.

[sketchyfandomgirl]

Thinking of Grace on Erid sleeping in and jolting in a panic thinking “I’m late for school!” only to tell himself he’s a grown man and goes back to bed.

Only to jolt back up in panic, remembering he’s a teacher. But then again, belatedly remembers that he’s not on Earth anymore and doesn’t teach middle school now. He lies down once again.

Only to jump up one last time, remembering:

“I’M A TEACHER ON ERID!”

[64mpg]

accusing people of lying for clout on this website is so funny this is literally the most useless platform to be popular on. the only reward is hate mail

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[supertaliart]

GUESS WHOS BACK AT TEMP WORK!

Time for Post-it Apothecary Diaries!

[itsgarbageboy]

maomao is my favorite "not like other girls" style protagonist bc for one shes a girls girl through and through. to the bone. and two she's just a weird little freak. absolute lunatic. they have the whole "omg she's actually beautiful and everyone falls for her when she's all made up" trope but the punchline is that she does not fucking want to look like that. she actively puts dirt on her face every day bc she does not want to be perceived as attractive (mostly out of fear of being used for sex work though at the same time she has the utmost respect for women who do sex work like she grew up in a brothel those are her sisters). she's Sherlock level smart and solves every mystery so fast but goes "well thats none of my business. anyway back to testing poisons on myself" she has the 2nd most powerful guy in the nation head over heels in love with her and is like "man this guy is weird around me what's his deal. I guess he's fine though because he gives me rare medicines and has no dick" fucking ICON i love her. also she once slapped someone so hard they fell on the floor. 10/10

[snowbairdd]

Oh, no, Thumbelina. No. Don't ever wish to be anything but what you are.

THUMBELINA (1994) dir. Don Bluth, Gary Goldman

[namira]

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

[snowbairdd]

ROBIN HOOD (1973) dir. Wolfgang Reitherman