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Welcome! look around and if ya see anything you like, let me know and I can set up a payment plan that will fit your budget. I like theatre and cute animals that others think are ugly. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[straightwhiteboystexting]

sapphixsakura

i have not seen nor spoken to this dude since high school and this is the very first thing he says to me

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

my goal is to be completely vaporized at disneyland so they cant take my body off the premises and pronounce me dead offsite

[themathomhouse]

or, bring your own team of doctors and paramedics to pronounce you dead as soon as it happens so they’re stuck with it

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

I love the visual of me striding into Disneyland all smug with a confused team of doctors

[patrickat]

Unsure if this can be tagged “life goals”.

[merlinwycoff]

I am so confused as to the premise of this, does disneyland have some form of embargo on people being pronounced dead in the park for some reason?

[patrickat]

Yes, and the reason is propaganda. They claim no one has ever died at their parks.

[toesucker]

If I were a children’s show animator I would simply not be a pervert

[rose---child]

Thanks toesucker

[toesucker]

Oh I forgot

[toesucker]

[paranormal-w0rm]

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *the lonely* *the spiral* *the desolation* *the web* *the corruption* *the buried* *the hunt* *the slaughter* *the stranger* the extinction* *the eye* *the dark* *the vast* *the flesh* *the end* *the archivist that summons them all*

[mr-dalliard-ive-gone-peculiar]

[piratedykes]

It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet

[motive11331]

[fabledmuses]

Found my cat.

[continuants]

AUDIBLE GASP WHEN THE CAT CAME OUT

[dashaibo]

THE WHOLE VIDEO I WAS WONDERING HOW THAT CAT LOOKED AND HOW CUTE THE MEOW WOULD BE AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.

[drtanner-dickery]

I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and I’m so glad it’s back on my dash, you guys. <333

[corezi]

what TLJ probably meant: poor Kylo Ren look he had a reason to come into the Dark Side his own uncle tried to kill him :’((( it’s also all Luke’s fault, blame him, he gave up on Ben so easy!!

what I, an intellectual, learned form TLJ: if Luke “there is still good in you dad Vader” Skywalker takes one look at Ben Solo’s mind and thinks this one is irredeemable then well, shit, I absolutely believe him

[ladyshinga]

“It’s not my fault, Luke started it” says Kylo, while ignoring the fact that he slaughtered the rest of the students as well with no explanation or excuse

[garkgatiss]

okay!!!! (x)

[thestereotypebuster]

Me: please don’t be written by Steven Moffat please don’t be written by Steven Moffat please don’t be–

Me: god fucking damn it!

[harleyquinnamiright]

Who’s Steven Moffat and why is this bad

[garkgatiss]

[tangshcn]

Splinter: Big Mama and I were an item long ago

The turtles deciding if the prospect of getting a rich stepmom outweighs the fact that the spider lady tried to kill them:

[plague-dude]

Mikey: She tried to kill us though

Donnie: *Dressing Splinter up so he can try and woo big mama again* And what about it??

[gaytheist-dyke]

Me: *sets my alarm for tomorrow*

Phone: Alarm is set for 4 hours and 37 minutes from now.

Me:

[butchniqabi]

sometimes you get ravished by a vampire and sometimes you do the ravishing, its called feminism

[twilightisgaynow]

[pancakeke]

another fun night of quiplash

[b-atiful]

This is maybe the funniest possible outcome for this question

[funnypicsdept]

[unlimited-memes]

Ben’s restroom

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]

[closeupofpaintings]

[closeupofpaintings]

Carl Bloch -  In a Roman Osteria, 1866 (detail), oil on canvas

[paper-mario-wiki]

[oknugget]

ok but

[clintfbarton-deactivated2025012]