to all the wlw… all my gaydies… remember… the most important woman 2 lov… is urself.. thamk u
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to all the wlw… all my gaydies… remember… the most important woman 2 lov… is urself.. thamk u
Remember that movie in which Jack Black was a teacher and building a rock band and when a little black chubby girl asked to be a singer he only said “sure! let me hear you” and the moment she started using her beautiful voice his lit up like all of his dreams came true, PLUS the same little girl was scared that people would make fun of her because she was fat and he started listing awesome singers with some weight on and included himself and told her that people wouldn’t laugh because she is awesome at what she does and that is all that matters PLUS that it’s ok to enjoy food?
Also, when a little boy asked to be the band’s stylist he just said “sure, go ahead fancy pants” like, there wasn’t a single second of questioning it, he went into “ok, that will be your position then” right away
That fucking movie is an hour and a half of Jack Black teaching kids to love themselves disregarding all of the stereotypes
And don’t forget the Asian guy said he shouldn’t be in the band because he thought he wasn’t “cool enough”. Jack Black didn’t miss a beat by making up a secret handshake between he and the kid.and telling him he’s amazing at what he does playing the piano. After that the Asian kid even stood up for himself against a bully.
And he put the violent kid with anger issues on drums and let him constructively work out his aggression.
School of Rock is fab basically
This is a decidedly unfriendly reminder that I don’t want you following me or liking/reblogging my posts if you are a Trump supporter, neo-Confederate, TERF, neo-Nazi, or a supporter of any other sort of white supremacist or fascist movement. Get the fuck out. I don’t want you here.
Yess! Already 25 people unfollowed me. Feels so good to take the garbage out.
Seriously though
Today’s letter is F.
And that’s a
FUCKING
EXCELLENT
IDEA!!!
I’ve had this on repeat for the last couple of minutes switching my hearing to hear either “that’s a fucking excellent idea” and “that sounds like an excellent idea” (which is what he’s actually saying) and it’s really tripping me out
Goodbye
20GayTeen
Hello
20BiTeen
2017 better be nice to my mom
2018 better be nice to my mom
2019 better be nice to my mom
FriEND
BoyfriEND
BestfriEND
Wyatt Oleff
Wyatt Oleff doesn’t have an end so love and appreciate him please thank you very much
He does have an end it’s approaching pret-ty fast huh?
September 6, 2019 is when the new movie comes out, which isn’t ThAT far off.
First of all I said Wyatt, not Stan. Second of all, fuck you
kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”
i asked my four year old cousin how old he thought i was going to be at my next birthday and he said 8. im 23
once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing “more school” [university] and she asked “why haven’t you found anyone to marry then”
We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says “wait you’re a STUDENT??”
I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he said, “That’s not true, you’re my age”
our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and stated ‘i’m all teached now. i don’t need to be teached anymore. i’m done of being teached.’
once when i was 19, I told my little cousin that i was 19 and she looked up at me with huge eyes and went, “Does that mean you don’t have to bring an adult with you to the pool?”
My 6 year old cousin saw me driving for the first time, looked up at him mom and said “does that mean she is married now?”
I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and whether or not they were also a dress. My neice’s argument was that they were, in fact, also a dress because they were blue.
I asked the kids in my daycare class what they thought I should be for Halloween and this little boy goes, “ooh I know! A pickle! You’d be such a good pickle”
On the first day of class with my favorite student of all time, I said, “Are you okay? You look like you have a question.” And she looked me right in the eyes and said, tremulously,
“Can a piranha eat a stapler?”
One time I was working with a kid and he looked up at me and asked “Do you have a boy?” I had no idea what he was talking about, but I told him that I did not have any boys. He looked shocked and then deeply concerned and said “Well, you better hurry up and shave your arms so you can get married; August is next month!”
I was sitting on the floor with my 3yo niece and we were playing with her younger brother’s alphabet blocks and the O had an octopus on it. So I picked it up and asked her what it was.
“Octopus,” she said, all curls and smiles.
“And what kind of animal is an octopus?” I asked. I was looking for “fish” or “sea creature” but I would have accepted almost anything–”weird,” “gross,” even “slimy.” “Underwater” or “it lives in the ocean” would have also been acceptable.
She looks me right in the eye and says, happy as a clam, “It’s a cephalopod.”
I haven’t been the same since.
The first time I met my cousin’s stepdaughter, she said to me (in that teasing sing-song kinda way) “You’re not wearing a shirrrrrt!!!!” All I could say in response was “Yes I am???” It was Xmas. I was 1000% wearing a shirt lol
That was like 15 years ago and I still don’t understand where that came from lol
@its-stranger-than-you-think I feel like you’d appreciate this
someone should draw me, I’ll love u forever and probably marry you
I VOLUNTEER PLEASE WAIT
OKOK IM WAITING
slytherin girls !!
eat a whole pizza just because someone told them “you can’t do it”
cover for their friends when they sneak out at night
fight everyone, even that scary boy if their friend are being bullied
have the most impeccable sass, especially against unwanted authority
“you should try this lipstick, here let me apply it for you, there you are, wow beautiful !”
Mess with their Hufflepuff friends but are secretly very protective of them
remind their friend that boys don’t deserve them !
has always an hair tie for you
are very body positive and are not afraid to show it
don’t care about judgement, if they want to wear that funny hat they will
don’t sleep at night because sleep is for the weak and they’d rather use this time to talk about philosophy and aliens with their Ravenclaw friends
love french fries, and wine, and spicy food
will watch an horror movie before you do to make sure nothing is too scary for you
will defend your fave even if they don’t really know him/her, just because they know how important she/he is for you
make mixtape for their friends for every occasion
know random things about every subjects
Bruised Knees, Broken Leg
Richie Tozier x Reader
*Please don’t plagiarize my work, thank you :3*
Request: Aye you should totally write a Richie x reader where the reader injures her leg (breaks or sprains it or something) and Richie gets super worried and thus ensues him carrying her and maybe some kisses? I love your writing so so much!!!!
Warnings: Graphic, basically. Everyone’s stressed.
AN: sorry this wasn’t a full imagine. i’ve got a shit ton of work from class and other excuses for writing bullet points but anyway… hope this is okay, since I really loved the idea. enjoy?
It was just an innocent game of soccer, right?
Well Richie and Beverly got s u p e r competitive
And you just weren’t that into the sport
But Ben wanted to get his turn (be included and all that) and you felt bad about him being left out
So when you were trying to get the ball away from Bev and Richie
You tripped over their legs and fell
Hard
Like head injury, bloody knees, bruised face
Your leg was NOT supposed to bend that way
So everyone was panicking and Richie freaked the fuck out
He pulled an Eddie and tried to become a doctor, then decided that even Eddie couldn’t help this and freaked out even more
You just clenched your teeth and stayed in fetal position on the ground, kinda pissed that they were doing nothing
Okay, a lot pissed
I mean c’mon its not rocket science, help her already!!1!1
Hurt a ton but you’re a Bad Bitch, gotta keep it together
Richie stopped yelling at Bev when you kicked his ankle with your good leg
“Can you please do something already? Before I die?”
And then he started to apologize for another minute, along with Bev
So Mike, the sensible one, told them all to shut up for a second (he was the only Loser calm enough to do so)
Richie finally stopped crying panicking and scooped you up like a doll
Keep reading
richie: *sighs* why is eddie so afraid of love?
stan: what makes you think he’s afraid of love?
[flashback to earlier in the day]
richie, yelling at eddie: LOVE
eddie: *screams*
penis.
bob and vagene
girl you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
PUSSY!1!1!1
flag me I double dog dare u I’ll just sit on it
penis.
bob and vagene
girl you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
PUSSY!1!1!1
penis.
bob and vagene
girl you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
penis.
bob and vagene
penis.