Anarchy

I am not a smart person, but that doesn't stop me from pretending I have good ideas

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I summon femboys

I want one as a pet

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Animal crossing

Beep boop

Animal crossing

Beep boop

Animal crossing

Beep boop

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Sometimes I look at myself and I think.... That's me

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Whenever I got sent to the time out corner as a kid in school I would play with all the dead flies I found there. There's many things you can do with dead flies.

You can stack them. Or put them in a line to make march flies. You can even run them over with toy cars. Great fun.

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Fill your ears with ears of corn

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Did you know that I miss my wife

Yeah bubs. I know

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what if..?

What if what. Also hi. I got my account backjk

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I am fucking back. I found my account. I'm sure all none of you care very much

Hi everyone

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More texts

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I downloaded Candy Crush and have blinked about twice in the span of 20 minutes because of the amount of dopamine filling my brain

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I can't stop

This is my life now

He keeps calling me divine

I'm in love

He thinks I'm divine

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Sugar crush

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we’re getting tortured for eternity tomorrow

Maybe you, but I have mangos.

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Torture labyrinth tomorrow

And today its Thirsty Thursday

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I demand to demand

That power lies within you

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It's the middle of the night and I grabbed a loaf of olive bread (very stealth like) and goddam I understand all the hype from those starving Victorian children.

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When me hungry and want a treat

Frozen grape is what I eat

In the fridge, I put the grape

Then I sit, and patient wait

When it's time, I open door

I eat my grape, then I eat more

Frozen grape, my favourite sweet

tummy ache is worth the treat

[dexyhazard]

I downloaded Candy Crush and have blinked about twice in the span of 20 minutes because of the amount of dopamine filling my brain

[dexyhazard]

I can't stop

This is my life now

He keeps calling me divine

I'm in love

He thinks I'm divine