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3 pm: god, I'm EXHAUSTED. going to bed early for SURE.
midnight: I Have Literally Never Been More Awake And Alert
THREE POLLS: THE FINAL PUSH
We can do this everyone!!!
As for those undecided. . . .
Hey robot enjoyers! Did you know Yue Qingyuan is part sword? He may not be able to turn into a car (to my knowledge) but in many xianxia settings swords are a major form of transportation so it's not too far off! This is not a bit by the way Yue Qingyuan has a unique connection with his sword Xuan Su that ties his life force to said blade. If you like metal Yue Qingyuan has plenty.
š¬ 0Ā Ā š 28Ā Ā ā¤ļø 34Ā Ā·Ā NEEDšTHATšMANšPREGNANT *SEASON 2* FINALE POLL 3Ā Ā·Ā TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant? PROPAGANDA: [Starscream] "He would b
Do you like orphans with tragic backstories and incredible skill concerning physical feats? Yue Qingyuan has both in spades! He may not be related to any circus performers (probably not anyways) but being the head of a cultivation sect he is extremely physical powerful and skilled in combat! He also has a very tragic backstory and found family that he both finds and loses but could he find it again? With your help maybe so!
š¬ 1Ā Ā š 16Ā Ā ā¤ļø 18Ā Ā·Ā NEEDšTHATšMANšPREGNANT *SEASON 2* FINALE POLL 6Ā Ā·Ā TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant? PROPAGANDA: [Dick] "Just look at him
Do you like a character that will go to the ends of the earth for someone they love? Well Yue Qingyuan experienced torture beyond comprehension and then walked into an obvious trap set by the most powerful man in the world and faced thousands of poisoned arrows for the mere chance of saving the life of the one he cared for. In another instance he literally traded his life force to fight for those he cared for deeply. Using his body to carry a child in exchange for someone he loves would certainly not be going to far for a man who has done so much already.
š¬ 1Ā Ā š 13Ā Ā ā¤ļø 17Ā Ā·Ā NEEDšTHATšMANšPREGNANT *SEASON 2* FINALE POLL 5Ā Ā·Ā TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant? PROPAGANDA: [Gomez] "It's not fair i
Me: I'm not into mpreg Also me: Qi-ge won like 7 rounds of the mpreg poll tournament so I guess I HAVE to draw him heavily pregante. They've forced my hand.
there are a few people actually whose blogs just look like this to me and i hope they know i still love them
Because Brazil won Im drawing an AU where everything is the same except Shen Yuan is brazilian
It took me 8 hours but here he is
AU where everything is the same but Shen Yuan is brazilian
If nothing else, anyone still following this dead blog I entreat you to pretty please slap your eyeballs on this amazing work by Grilliee/Twixify. I love them, personally, tho I might be biased. XD
The An Ding peak lord doesnt even try to hide his Demon Husband! This is the scene most people see when they go into his office.
I trust them with the world, not with my life though, Iād be very afraid actually
about to say something mean but i feel like every "male-specific" issue is something that also happens to women its just that a lot of you dont seem to see women as people
women are also feeling lonely and alienated from communities en masse women are also expected to stifle their mental health for the sake of perfomance at work, in relationships, for children ect women are also expected to work extremely hard to maintain a perfect body and perfect health and are punished for being fat/having hair loss/having health issues especially those that affect ones sex life women are also insecure women are also neglected by parents and teachers and authority figures women are also scrutinized for having emotions and punished for not meeting the gendered expectations of our class and expected to climb upwards and overcompensate while being punished for signs of poverty and we get the added bonus on top of, yknow, being women. your emotional issues are not a Crisis Attacking Manhood theyre the way our society is fucking built you just dont see women as people
body positivity can be so hard when ur chronically ill like āyour body loves you and is doing its best to care for you ā¤ļøā NO THE FUCK IT IS NOT
Reasons it would be funnier for Yue Qingyuan to win the Mpreg poll to share with your non-danmei mutuals
1) Yue Qingyuan is a side character from the authorās least popular novel
2) Yue Qingyuan is frequently headcannoned as a big, giant, bear, and is canonically an older brother figure/sect leader/strongest sword wizard of several generationsā WHILE AT THE SAME TIME being a pathetic pushover that misses his wife so bad
3) Yue Qingyuan has a soul eating sword that wants to kill him, and I have no idea how it would react to a pregnancy
4) As many have claimed before, the longer he is pregnant, the longer I cannot harvest the fetus for my abortion shrine (donāt ask)
5) After everything he has gone through, Iām not convinced Yue Qingyuan would make any noise giving birth. Completely silent operating room until the baby starts crying
6) His big fat milky tits will get even bigger and rounder. Donāt you want that? Donāt you want big round hairy tits full of milk? Please, do it for me at least?
Please vote for him. I beg you. I will shrivel up and die without his breast milk to sustain me
š¬ 79Ā Ā š 613Ā Ā ā¤ļø 775Ā Ā·Ā NEEDšTHATšMANšPREGNANT *SEASON 2* GROUP FOUR *FINALSĀ Ā·Ā TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant? *The winner of this matchup wi
STRONG points on this post. Vote for him in BOTH the polls he is currently running in
https://www.tumblr.com/need-him-pregnant-poll/820818085624905728/need-that-man-pregnant-season-2-finale-poll-5
https://www.tumblr.com/need-him-pregnant-poll/820817864422490112/need-that-man-pregnant-season-2-finale-poll-3
maybe I missed something but I'm confused on how the finale polls supposed to work since there's multiple polls running for the four rather than a standard finale
It is a round robin. They all face one another once, and the contestant with the most wins becomes champion.
Make sure to vote for Yue Qingyuan in ALL the polls he's currently competing in! Sect Leader needs our support now more than ever!
Maryland will become the first US state to ban surveillance pricing in retail stores, after passing Protection from Predatory Pricing Act.
Jesus fucking christ that this exists in the first place
I WAS FUCKING WONDERING WHAT THOSE DIGITAL PRICE TAGS WERE ABOUT SUDDENLY i had hoped they were so the workers didn't have to finagle those little papers into the slider part anymore š
Hi, yes, that is the OFFICIAL excuse made to me by the guy replacing the paper tags with digital ones at my local Walmart, but the end goal is to remove the numbers off the shelf entirely, replacing them with QR codes that you have to scan with the appā¦. Which requires your login informationā¦.. and also stores your card information so even if you didnāt use your Walmart account at the physical checkout, if you used a card they recognize, they assign that purchase to your Walmart account purchase history.
I explained very clearly to the manager my issue with the meat section not having the price tags listed, and they claimed it was only going to be for the meat, since meat is by weight, and the price of each item is printed on the packs of each item.
Sure. Thatās how they get their foot in the door. Fast forward not even two weeks, and here we are:
Bar codes. No prices, no item descriptions. No price stickers on the individual items. Heck, not even the name of the item that is SUPPOSED to be there.
No. The only way to see the price is to scan it on your phone app, which is also recording what you looked at recently, as a way of gauging what you might be looking for in the future.
So hereās what weāre gonna do gang:
Every time you go into a store that has implemented these price-less tags:
Take 1-3 items up to the cash register. Ask the cashier for the price, or hit the price check item on the self checkout, which will likely call over the attendant.
Express that you didnāt actually want it, you just couldnāt see on the shelf how much it was.
POLITELY, AND WITH A THANK YOU FOR THE PRICE CONFIRMATION, Give the items to the cashier or attendant to put back.
When they inevitably try to push the app, politely decline. If pressed for why not, say you donāt want to have to carry your phone in-hand the whole time you are shopping in order to see how much things cost. (Not having cell service or data to use the app is NOT a valid excuse, as stores already often have complimentary WiFi AND more stores will provide WiFi rather than give up on this push for surveillance pricing)
If itās a shelf-stable item, the cashier will have to set it aside, taking up room in their limited operating space, and eventually pass it off to someone to put in a holding area to put back later. If itās a fridge/freezer item, it might have to get tossed due to food product sale regulations.
In either case, you are making it a pain in the ass for them to have these digital bar codes. Tie up the checkouts. Give the employees more busywork that the company has to pay them to do. Hurt their bottom line having to toss the pint of ice cream you carried around in your cart for 20 minutes before giving it back to the cashier.
Yes, call your reps. Yes, push for more legislation like this in more places. But also take an extra minute out of your shopping trip to MAKE IT HURT for companies to pull this shit.
I've seen some people in the notes express (very fair) concern that this is only going to inconvenience already under-paid laborers, and not have any impact on corporate. While I can't speak for every company or every store, I do work in a grocery store and I can tell you this is precisely the kind of thing that would have an impact, especially if people are doing it en masse. Stores absolutely track their shrink numbers, and they do draw distinctions between what gets stolen, damaged, or wasted for other reasons. If people are making it clear that the reason they're bringing things to the cashier is that the prices are not adequately represented on the displays, and rather than improving business it's wasting product, slowing down transactions, and causing confusion and mistrust in customers, that is a language that shareholders speak.
I worked in retail for years. If this had happened while I was working retail, I would have been delighted and felt great solidarity with anyone who was wasting my employer's time and money and giving me busy work as an act of protest. In point of fact every moment the employee spends carting items back to the shelves is a moment not spent standing at a register.
my only disagreement here is that we SHOULD say exactly why we're doing this, and it's bc we don't want surveillance that only serves to harm us. there is literally no benefit to having an app, the reward system is a scam, you aren't saving any money, it makes things more difficult and more expensive.
it's a slimy attempt at corporate greed, we know it, and won't shop at places that try that shit even once. bc they've already shown they'll jump at the chance to steal from us, they can't be trusted ever again.
Qijiu dump part 2/2
Part 1 got so long I chose to give YQY his own post.
Continuing the mpreg happy qijiu au: SQQ has carried a child/a number of YQY's children. Someone gets the bright idea to get YQY a turn. This also might have been an accident with a papapa plant (I now regret I didn't draw the ora ora get pregnant meme with them).
SQQ's pregnancy/cies have been pretty normal, his body handles it fine. YQY is not so lucky (when has this man ever been lucky). He develops hyperemesis gravidarum. He thinks this is just what SQQ went through (and once again believes himself weak and worthless). He also probably apologises to all women eventually. He also desperately tries to hide how bad he has it.
Eventually he yaks so hard he 1. gets a nosebleed 2. ruptures a meridian or something. SQQ has had enough and takes him to MQF:
LQG is not spared this time either/his horrors return. He just tried to help his beloved sect leader, who was clearly getting light-headed. Got rewarded with the magical rainbow. YQY does apologize to him later.
After YQY gets taken to Qian Cao (and diagnosed), he's given the most awful and terrible punishment (bed rest, no working). He gets pampered whether he likes it or not.
Bonus: YQY gets the glow (he poses for SQQ to paint):
Also this last one ^ is for you @beyondknowingbeyondthestars spesifically (I got SJ to breed him uwu I saw the post).
part 1 (get pregnant SQQ) -> X
Qingqiu-shidi finally invited the sect leader over for tea! Yue Qingyuan is so happy! And you would deny him that tea??? That tea Xiao-Jiu offered???? You dare????? Sure, itās suspicious tea. Sure itās suspicious baby-trapping mpreg tea. But who else is gonna drink it? Some pretty boy with a weird house? No. The sect leader needs this. Do not deny Yue Qi this great joy.
Anyhow, if this post reaches anyone, please vote for Yue Qingyuan in the pregnancy poll.
š¬ 72Ā Ā š 558Ā Ā ā¤ļø 728Ā Ā·Ā NEEDšTHATšMANšPREGNANT *SEASON 2* GROUP FOUR *FINALSĀ Ā·Ā TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant? *The winner of this matchup wi
little sketch, im so happy our sect leader is producing the next generation