it's terminal.

dante •22•he/him •professional funnyman

[prismatic-sun]

I meant to post this yesterday for Valentine’s Day but I didn’t finish it in time, so here it is 🖤

[femmedaraya]

Just a girl and her dog!

[transgenderdanascully-deactivat]

puppy rock is in the house tonite everybody just have a woof time

[teaboot]

OP I don’t know where you found this gif but it is an exact 1:1 representation of what being carsick on a long road trip feels like

[ahappydnp]

happy 16 years to dan successfully pulling off the start to his long con by serving cunt the second they became dailybooth mutuals and HAPPY OFFICIAL START TO PHANNIE SEASON!!!!!!!

[thelionandthellama]

rizzed phil so hard he immediately cursed him with an eternity of soulmatism

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by mr.tomtotoro. no caption]

[fataldrum]

I was not remotely prepared for this.

[diphowell]

"I don't think I need to forgive you."

[diphowell]

Who is more likely to eat the other person's cereal?

[under-the-arch]

[mwya]

Anyone else going back to 505?....

[flamingothing]

look at these freaking cuties.

[teesadutta]

Gems from Jimmy Kimmel's monologue

9.23.25

[herpsandbirds]

Which bird has the longest tail to body ratio? I'd guess peacock.

I think it might actually be...

Reeves’s Pheasant (Syrmaticus reevesii), male, family Phasianidae, order Galliformes, China

Tail feathers may measure up to  2.4 m (7.9 ft) long.

photograph by Dev Panda Photographer (@devz_photography)

photograph by Lin hillside

[99percentprocrastination]

loml, the libby app

[rickybabyboy]

i learn my giant tigers grin

ID: Orange and white tabby laying on a sofa giving a toothy, silly grin

[thats-a-cat]

that's a cat ✅️

[notkatniss]

I love baseball

[notkatniss]

they let the pest control man throw out the first pitch 😭

[wolfertinger666]

i heavily despise a certain video genre that's just "surviving on dollar store/tree/general food for 24 hours" like haha we get it you don't have to eat this poor people's food every day of your life living on a budget because you're a Mr beast homunculus.

[wolfertinger666]

my family and I have had moments making the best out of cheap meals that feed a lot of people especially my sisters.

i fucking despise classism

[wolfertinger666]

it's just?!;! jarring to see poor/middle class people get treated as subhuman for living off a budget And benefits especially if they are marginalized (which is almost always the case)

and with this shit, getting groceries for cheap prices because they can't afford anything more. i wish there was genuinely any amount of compassion extended towards poor people.

[tangerineseed]

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