Obey Me
MC: *laying on floor face down*
Mammon: oi Human
MC: I'm fine. I just need floor time. When I feel overwhelmed I lay on the floor like this.
Mammon: *lays next to you.* This is nice
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Obey Me
MC: *laying on floor face down*
Mammon: oi Human
MC: I'm fine. I just need floor time. When I feel overwhelmed I lay on the floor like this.
Mammon: *lays next to you.* This is nice
If Obey Me! characters were in Lord of the Rings:
Frodo: MC
Sam: Leviathan
Merry: Beelzebub
Pippin: Belphegor
Aragorn: Lucifer
Legolas: Asmodeus
Gimli: Satan
Boromir: Mammon
Gandalf: Barbatos
Elrond: Diavolo
Faramir: Simeon
Saruman: Solomon
Théoden: Raphael
Éowyn: Thirteen
Denethor: Mephistopheles
Bill the Pony: Luke
Me:
A crossover I didn't know I needed!!!! My 7 year old even asked for the Hobbit audiobook. I'm so proud
I would love to ask if you'd be so kind to write the brothers (or just the older brothers) who had found out you were crying earlier and how they'd comfort you. Thank you so much ^^
comforting you!
includes : lucifer, mammon, and leviathan.
synopsis : how they would comfort you after finding out you were crying earlier that day.
warnings : 2nd person pov. gn! reader. hurt/comfort.
LUCIFER
Lucifer is likely to spring into action the quickest. He's brewing the most calming tea, wrapping you in the warmest of blankets, etc.
He wants to prevent tears from falling from your eyes again, so he'll do his best to meet all your needs— whether that be a listening ear or just a comforting presence.
Swift, rapid knocks rapped against your door. Picking yourself up, you trudge to the door and peek it open just enough to see who was there— Lucifer. He looks upset, glaring at you before his expression quickly shifts to a softer one. He pushes the door further open, grabbing your chin and examining your face.
"Were you crying?" He asks, analytical eyes making you feel a rush of embarrassment. You swat his hand away and huff, looking off to the side.
"Why do you care?" Lucifer blinks at your words, before furrowing his brow.
"I care about you quite a lot, believe it or not." He states matter-of-factly, eyeing you. "Stay here." You mutter an 'i-was-planning-on-it' that irks him, but he doesn't speak on it. He knows your attitude is likely do to whatever had made you cry, so he'll let it pass for now. Instead, he leaves to go do what he needs to.
And it isn't until several minutes later when Lucifer returns that you understand his commands. Holding a tray of tea in one hand and a large (fresh out of the dryer) blanket in the other. "Well? Are you going to let me in, or am I to stand here all night?"
"Oh, right," You move out of the way and watch as he sets the tray down on the table, before he turns to you and wraps the blanket around you. "What is this?" You chuckle, sniffling a bit as you pull the blanket tighter around you.
"Is it not obvious? I'm trying to console you. I know it's been a while since I've had to comfort someone, but-" He's cut off by you hugging him. Hands hovering in the air, he slowly relaxes enough to hug you back. A smile forms on his lips. "Would you like to talk about what happened?" He whispers, noticing how you tense for a moment before relaxing again.
"Can we just... stay like this for a little while longer?" You ask, pulling away to meet Lucifer's warm gaze. He offers a reassuring nod.
"Of course, we can stay like this for as long as you need." He mutters, cupping your cheek and running a thumb across your cheek before you fall back into him, Lucifer holding you close. He'd do anything to make sure you don't cry again.
MAMMON
Whilst at first Mammon will panicked at learning you were crying and upset earlier, he definitely is also quick to make sure you feel better! He'll try to crack jokes and make a fool of himself just to see you smile.
If that doesn't work? Get up, and get ready! Mammon is taking you out and spoiling you until he finally sees that smile he loves so dearly!
"Guess what I got back~" Mammon chirps as he throws open the door to your room, waltzing in. "That's right, my precious Goldie! Don't ask what I had ta do to get 'er back," He says, pressing a kiss to the card, before noticing how silent you are.
"Oi, you alright?" Mammon inspects the lump on your bed, removing the heavy blankets to reveal you. Your eyes red and puffy, clearly from crying. "Ah, you- uh- uhm..." He really isn't sure how to respond to the new found information. Should he leave you be, or should he comfort you? Would he even be any good at comforting, or would he make things worse? But the way you're looking at him... He can't just leave.
"So, like, wanna hear somethin' funny?" He swallows nervously, but when you nod, shifting to look at him better, he feels himself grow a bit more confident. Right. He's your man— your first man— he can make you happy again... Even if that means telling you an embarrassing story of what happened to him earlier...
After several little retells from earlier, you find yourself giggling and smiling. Mammon has never felt more relieved in his life. "nd then I- well... I'll save that story for another time, yer lookin' better now..." You boo but ultimately you can't stop the smile on your lips.
"Oh, before I forget- Don't tell another soul these, got it? For your ears only." He says, pointing at you accusingly, "I'll know if ya tell."
Another giggle before comfortable silence settled over the both of you, though slowly you slump again, seemingly lost in your thoughts. Looks like his stories weren't enough to take your mind off of things. Standing up, he stretches before looking at you expectantly. "Well? Aren't ya gonna get ready?"
"Get ready?"
"Mmhm, I'm gonna take you out for the night." Mammon offers you a hand, "What do ya say? Anywhere ya want, we'll go."
LEVIATHAN
Levi is panicked and shaky throughout the whole endeavor but he'll try his best to cheer you up again! He'll bring over all your favorite mangas or games, and you can bet you two are binge watching movies all night.
Physical comfort? Not his forte, but he doesn't mind if you want to cuddle or lean against him! Just ignore his sudden sweatiness and redness...
Leviathan hates that he wouldn't have known had you not braved your way to his room. Seeing you timidly ask if you could be with him had sent his heart in a frenzy— although he was mostly paying attention to the fact you had clearly been crying earlier. What happened? He wants to ask, but he doesn't want to make you cry again (mostly because he knows he'd probably be completely useless in such a situation).
"S- Sure! Hold on, let me get some stuff and we can chill in your room! I'll meet you there, okay?" You nod, sniffling a bit and- oh, ow, his heart. Leviathan feels weak. He stand seeing you like this!
Levi hastily grabs a handful of manga, his portable gaming system and several of your favorite games, along with some comfortable blankets and pillows before juggling his way to your room.
"Got the stuff!" He declares, entering your room and letting the pillows and blankets drop from his hands, setting his games and manga down carefully. "Starting mission 'Cheer-up-Y/n'!"
Frantic, Leviathan shows off all the manga he grabbed, whilst also offering some games, and not forgetting to mention several movies that came out recently. You watched in amusement as he fumbled around with all the stuff he brought, your mood already lifting.
After choosing to watch him game, he will set up the blankets and pillows into the most comfortable little nest possible, patting the spot beside him once he's done. He failed to realize you'd have to lean against him as he played, but he tried not to pay attention to it.
As he begins to play, he can't help but keep glancing down at you. Your gentle smile makes him feel better, and he wants to make sure you stay this way— happy, or at the very least, content. He clears his throat. "Do you wanna try?" He offers, and when you agree, he hands you the gaming console.
Now his sole focus is on you, watching your expression intently. The way your eyes light up as you pass a level makes him relax. You seem better, though he still wants to know what made you so upset— but alas, he's pulled from his thoughts as you lay your head on his shoulder.
"Thanks, Levi... For making me feel better. You always know what to do." You whisper, your eyes not leaving the game. Ah, well, as long as your happy now.
﹙ ✿ ﹚thank you for reading. have a wonderful day, darling!
hi! could you make some headcanons about the side dateables from obey with a motherly fem!mc who loves children and is soft towards them? thank u🤍✨
motherly.
includes : diavolo, barbatos, simeon, and solomon.
synopsis : how they react to an mc who is motherly and loves children/has a soft side towards them.
warnings : 2nd person pov. fem! motherly! reader. platonic/familial! luke mentions.
DIAVOLO
finds this side of you incredibly charming! sometimes he wants to tease you about it, but he would also hate to ruin the moment, so he just watches you with a grin— perhaps one day that will be you with yours and his kid!
yeah, his heart is beating way too fast imagining that...
You and Diavolo were supposed to be going out to a very fancy restaurant right about now, but plans changed when he saw you waiting for him across the street with— is that a child? You gave him a sheepish, apologetic smile as he crossed his way towards you.
"She lost her parents. I thought we could help her out?" The young girl squeezed your hand, hiding behind you nervously, and Diavolo swore his heart nearly burst. This was just too cute!
"Of course, let's find her parents." He bent down to her height, greeting her. She quickly came out of her shell, although still a bit frighten without her parents. She seemed to grow close to you, as you took lead in finding them.
Holding her hand as you two crossed the street, stopping to tie her shoe so she didn't trip, reassuring and comforting her, even buying her her favorite snack! Diavolo watched it all, smiling softly. The daydreams began to fill his mind, although it was interrupted when the girl shrieked gleefully upon finally finding her parents.
Diavolo noticed the saddened features form on your face. You were happy you found the girls parents, but you also enjoyed playing mother for a little bit as well.
"I'll miss her chubby cheeks." You murmur, before your attention is stolen from Diavolo. Although he did have fun daydreaming about your future together, he was a little attention starved now.
"Don't worry, we'll have plenty of chubby cheeks to pinch in the future." He promised, and it took you a minute to understand what he meant, as he dragged you off to the restaurant for some well-deserved dinner.
BARBATOS
barbatos would be lying if he said he didn't find it sweet, the way you often times take care of luke, or even the brothers. your motherly nature has wooed him.
he will make sure you're taken care of too— after all, you deserve the same love you give out!
"Luke," You tsk, "You've got flour all over your face. Hold still," You say as you take a clean rag and begin wiping the flour (amongst sugar, and other such ingredients) off of his face. Barbatos had paused his own movements in favor of watching you two. He held back a chuckle at Luke's whining.
Luke groaned, trying to push you away and finally succeeding after you finished wiping his face clean. "You're just like a mom," He mumbled, although there was no bite in his words. Luke didn't really mind all too much now when you babied him, even though he still put up an act that he didn't.
You can't deny his words. You do find yourself acting motherly towards him often. You just playfully bump into his shoulder, making him giggle as he starts mixing the bowl of ingredients together again.
Barbatos, having watched the wholesome scene go down, swiftly rolls up his sleeves and walks over to you, teasingly tsking your name in a similar manner you did to Luke's.
Barbatos guides your head to face him, and with his thumb, swipes away some flour you had on your own face. Face growing warm, you quickly thank Barbatos, Luke snickering at your flusteredness behind you.
And once again, Barbatos doesn't mind— because he enjoys taking care of you, the way you take care of others.
SIMEON
oh simeon adores how you treat luke as if he were a son, and he adores even more when someone makes a teasing comment about how you three look like a little family.
but do you know what simeon enjoys even more? when you mother the seven brothers— he finds it very amusing.
Is it ever not chaotic in the House of Lamentation? Simeon isn't sure, but he can definitely see you trying your best to keep everything running smoothly. "Mammon stole my limited edition figurine of Ruri-Chan!"
"Mammon, give it back." You scold, and Mammon whines, claiming that Levi just keeps it on display and thus it's just collecting dust when it could be collecting him a lot of money— but upon the stern look on your face, Mammon begrudgingly states he'll go get it.
"Ah, has anyone seen my briefcase? I seem to have-" You're already handing Lucifer his briefcase, which contains important paperwork. "Oh. Thank you," He takes it and moves on. You cross your arms over your chest when Belphie comes down the steps.
"Absolutely not. Go brush your hair— and change out of your pajamas!"
"But-"
"No buts, go." And surprisingly, Belphegor listens. After handing Beel a snack on his way to the kitchen, giving him a smile and wishing him luck at his practice today, you take notice of Simeon, relaxing at the sight of him.
"When did you get here?" You ask, and without thinking adjust his cape. Although he wishes to tease you, he doesn't.
"Just recently. Didn't want to interrupt." Simeon says, leaning into your touch. "Would you like to see some pictures I managed to take of Luke?" And that was truly an offer he knew you couldn't refuse!
SOLOMON
whilst he finds it amusing when you mother others, he'll get a little offended when you do it to him— do you know how long he's been alive?
and although he might not be the biggest fan of children himself, he does enjoy seeing you taking care of them and gushing about how cute they are.
"Solomon! You're going to be freezing!" You chide, taking off your scarf and placing it around his shoulders, and starting for your gloves when he takes hold of your wrists, stopping you.
He has a pout on his lips, looking at you as if you've offended him. "Huh? What's wrong?" He brings your one ungloved had to his lips, placing his warm lips against your knuckles. He lets out a breathy sigh that you can see in the cool winter air.
"Do you think of me as a child?" You blink at him, furrowing your brows in confusion.
"Uh... no."
"Then stop treating me like one!" He says defiantly, placing your glove back on your hand. You stare at him for a moment, taken aback by his words, before you're sneering.
"Why you- Then dress like an adult, yeah? How can you wear just a turtleneck in the middle of winter?" You continue to nag him, as he whines about being able to take care of himself.
(Although don't be put off by his constant complaints, because he does like occasionally being babied by you).
﹙ ✿ ﹚thank you for reading. have a wonderful day, darling!
one thing that often crosses my mind, is the brothers watching mams fall in love with Mc and they just can’t bring themselves to be upset about it,
Because all of a sudden he’s getting lost in thought staring at them, he starts to actually save some money just to buy things for them, he gets bashful whenever they’re around and tries extra hard to tell a story or two were he seems cool.
At first they think it’s laughable(and maybe a little pathetic), but every time they go to tease him about it the only thing he can really manage is a simple “shut up” before continuing on, mostly because he knows they’re right. He’s inlove with a human.. and so what!? He’s the Avatar of Greed! One of the seven lords! The Great Mammon! He can do whatever he wants, however he wants, whenever he wants!
but as time passes he doesn’t even say anything back to them when they go to tease, maybe one day asmo leans over to ask what he could be staring at- only for mams to not even mumble anything back or look his way, because he’s just so occupied with staring at Mc who’s just across the room. Maybe they aren’t even doing anything, maybe they’re in class and the teacher called mc up to do a problem on the board- or maybe they’re at diavolos place and mc is chatting with someone. Whatever it is, the look in mammons eyes is enough to not make asmo offended from being blatantly ignored. Sure he knows he couldn’t understand what mams see’s in that human, but knows love when he see’s it. so, over time as asmo starts to watch his brother and the human, he gains a small appreciation for their dorky little relationship… though the appreciation stops being small since he fan girls whenever he see’s them holding hands or whenever mams rushes over to gift mc something small, only for mc to gush and act as if he just gave them the entire world! They’re both just the cutest together!! And he has no idea how he didn’t see it before!? Sure it’s funny to his older brother acting a fool,(when is he not?) but it’s adorable to watch him stumble over himself when doing something as simple as walking Mc to class! It’s just so cute!!
asmo then starts defending mams whenever the others say something or try to tease, maybe at first it’s a quick, “oh don’t say that,” “they’re cute! Don’t be so rude!” “Oh guys don’t tease,” But one day, when mc and mammon both leave the dining room, maybe to go grab something or to do a task that clearly doesn’t need two people, and asmo pipes up, ”you know, im serious,”
everyone turns to look at him a little confused,
“..as in they’re absolutely adorable together!”
“oh barf.” Levi says, not looking up from his phone, a few others mumble in agreement,
“what! You guys seriously can’t say you haven’t noticed how mammon is around them, it’s the cutest!”
There’s a moment of silence at the table and Asmo huffs,
“come on, when was the last time any of you saw him saving his money to buy someone ELSE something?? It’s clear he’s taking this seriously!”
they all take a second to think before exchanging looks with each other,
then from that point they all start to really pay attention- honestly, I could imagine mc and mams not really being quite open with their relationship when they finally do make it official, but they are REALLY bad at hiding it. so the entire household takes notice once the two start holding hands more often, giggling at seemingly nothing at all, running off together randomly at different points in the day, sitting much closer together during meals, and the two are always touching each other, from a full on grab to just leaning on each other. So of course instead of mocking mams for his feelings.. the teasing moves on to flustering the two about their very obvious not-so-secret relationship. Even luci joins in, occasionally asking mc when they’ll marry his little brother, which flusters the both of them. And unfortunately causes the others to join in.
at least they’re supportive<3
Plot Twist... But not really~
Can I request the brothers with an MC who just finds and brings home random things (kittens, perfume, pens, jewlery, i think you get the point) And one day they come back with a baby (MC can't remember where they found it) how would they react? Love your work!💖💖💖
MC Brings Home A Baby
LUCIFER
He was thoroughly acquainted with MC's habit of bringing home random things and beings—ranging from miniscule things like perfume bottles to jewellery, or clothes, which Lucifer didn't mind.
After all, he has no right to.
Animals on the other hand...Lucifer doesn't allow it. You see, the demon doesn't hate animals, but when you bring home a kitten a certain blonde-haired demon is going to be nipping at his heels asking why MC was allowed a kitten but not him.
And puppies. Demon likes dogs; but to care for them? His brothers are rowdy enough, and a puppy needs care and time, which Lucifer doesn't always have at his disposal.
So he gives the animals to shelter or to those who want to adopt, individuals which have been thoroughly questioned by Satan.
But then you bring home a baby.
A baby, of all things! Right on your lap, is a baby sleeping.
Lucifer only has two things running through his mind:
First—where did you get a baby from?
Second—You look kinda cute with a baby.
The demon strides over to where you are; but when the barrage of questions begins you shut his mouth with one hand.
Because he's speaking so loudly and the baby will wake up, so sshhhhh!
And after he's got over the initial shock and managed to calm his mind which is running on coffee and sleep deprivation; does Lucifer manage to question as to how did you get a baby.
They say they don't remember! How do you forget from where you got a baby from?! Their parents, they, someone must be looking for their child!
But then Lucifer realizes it's nightime and he can't go out with a baby in public.
So now he's a babysitter until the baby's parents are found. And it's chaos when his brothers see that MC brought a baby.
The demon seems grumpy and angy, but don't worry! You'll find him napping with the baby on the couch!
MAMMON
He finds that habit very similiar to his. Mammon often brings home things, which Lucifer makes him return, but when you bring you things the demon doesn't protest. The double standards here—
But then you bring home a baby.
A baby.
First of all, whose baby is that? And where did you get it from?
A million questions are running through his mind, but all Mammon can do is gape at the sleeping baby and open his mouth, and question, ahem, very loudly.
And the baby wakes up. And cries.
I never really understood why some fans get upset at Mammon stans for portraying the other brothers as exaggerated bullies when the OG game literally does that several times.
Mammon just said he didn’t want to go to a party, Lucifer literally screamed that no one loved him except for Diavolo.
My Lord of the Rings stationary set for SDCC and Lightbox Expo! Cozy hobbit themed sticker sheets, mini prints, sticky notes, as well as a Fellowship washi tape! I'm so happy with how they turned out!
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YOOOO THE DEMON BROTHERS ASK FOR OUR HAND IN MARRIAGE 💍🩵🩵🩵
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(Art belongs to Solmare & has been edited by me)
“… “Hear me, book that rests in the hand of the demon Mephistopheles. May you be cursed in the manner I desire.””
“Wh-What’s going on?! Wh-Why did my book turn into a…a giant spider…?! B’GAH…!”
— Satan and Mephistopheles (Nightbringer Chapter 26-10)
I LOVE THE HOBBITS' DYNAMIC (part III)
First of all
Look at them looking like a bunch of wet kittens
And upon realizing that Gandalf is so Not there, they all immediately turn to check with Frodo, who became the unofficial leader of the impromptu quest, no questions asked other than who the black rider is and what we doing now.
And you can see how it kills Frodo a bit inside, to the point he tries to reassure Sam while they're seated for dinner. He must be feeling incredibly responsible for all of them now, especially Sam, since he was the one that assured him and quoted Bilbo's words to him when he hesitated to take the farthest step away from The Shire he ever had. At that point, the severity of their mission had not yet completely dawn on Frodo, but now they're here, chased by nightmarish creatures and with no guarantee of receiving Gandalf's guidance, and Frodo just
Can't do anything but give a reassurance he himself isn't feeling too certain about.
Thank god we got Merry and Pip here to lighten up the mood!
Right Sam?
Why does the proximity of two blonde rich bitches turn this shy gardener into a mother hen, I do not know, but it's fascinating to witness...
Well, half of the time. The other half he's following their excellent, brilliant food-related endeavors; he's becoming a permanent guest in the Merry & Pippin Hell Kitchen show they got going on, with the Ringwraiths as surprise judges, I suppose. Are we sure this is not a sitcom, actually?
Close enough
A beautiful detail is that when Aragorn arrives at Weathertop, Sam is the only one that does not look away from Frodo for a single second; his loyalty could, and has, put hordes of grown men to cry, and it's just effortless to him
But at last, all is well, and the little guys cannot be happier to be safe and sound, and together (it won't last for long, but let them have this)
First Frodo hugs Merry, then Pippin approaches Frodo from behind and they embrace as well, while Sam and Merry look proudly at them, all the while wrapping an affable arm around each other as well
(Frodo's smile here could have slayed the Witch-King, btw. To quote Sméagol: So shiny. So beautiful. Soo precious)
That look in Frodo's face as he sees Bilbo... Pippin's joy for his friend, Merry's naturally funny face of approval (he's not even trying, he's just like That at all times), and Sam's quiet relief on Frodo and Bilbo's behalf... This is 90 percent of why Fellowship is my favorite movie in the trilogy guys. Nothing can top this quartet.
Oh, and during this emotional reunion, Merry has been eating an apple all along, apparently. Iconic Behavior ✨
This game just randomly drops the funniest interactions I’ve seen between gacha chars, ever
FRODO BAGGINS, the man that you are
I think about these test poses way too often. they need to be in a museum somewhere.
An archivist found a long forgotten 8mm film reel in an old metal box, marked “Philippines 1942”. Thinking it was lost WWII footage, he sent it in to be restored/digitized. When he got the footage back, he found puppies instead (via)
This is so freaking profound. Like, this was before the advent of the personal camera. Not just anyone owned a camera in these days. Cameras were expensive, and so was the film. When you were recording shit, it had to be stuff you were willing to shell out a pretty penny to have preserved. Someone so deeply and profoundly loved these dogs and found joy in them that they decided to preserve them for future generations to see, after these pups are long dead and gone. This camera operator wanted to preserve the joy these dogs brought them and to share it with others. How incredible is that?
Boromir molando
TW: Smut, expect the worse
You know what you realize sometimes?
It's the fact that your boyfriend is so big and so wide that whenever you two make love, it looks like he's forcing himself on to you.
You would be seated on DIAVOLO'S throne, legs spread as wide as you possibly can just to accommodate his size. He would be pounding you so hard and pinning you in your place so much that when someone managed to catch a glimpse of you, it would look like a giant is trying to fuck a fairy.
And with LUCIFER he would have you pinned on his bed, uniform still on, and he would be ramming his cock in you like he doesn't care for your well-being. Roughed out moans escape your throat as your stomach suddenly feels so full.
And then there's BEELZEBUB gripping the sheets beneath him as he let's you ride him so that you can control your pace, but fuck does he just want to thrust his hips upward and ruin your pretty little hole.
And then MEPHISTOPHELES would pin you on the wall like frame, his fangs sinking to your shoulder as he fucks you like a rabbit. He knew you came twice a minute ago, is he supposed to care? You just coat his cock ,so fucking perfectly that he can't stop himself from burying his cock deeper in you and bullying your hole.