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Takemaru [2]
Scenario: He reflects to you his past mistakes.
(Holy shit I almost lost this large drabble. I was wrong, this is my longest one. Over a thousand words. Oh, and this is my take on his past since I don’t have any official events that explore Takemaru. I can’t read any other language other than Spanish.)
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
Christmas Chrom saying "Happy Last Fingers In His Ass Sunday, kids!"
a romantic scene in a book: our lips met and he tasted of cigarettes and coffee
me:
being gay is exactly like playing dnd. no i will not tell you how
Imagine playing DnD and making straight characters only
Are straight white people okay????
What is this?!
People like this exist. Interesting.
this story has a part 2
THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are
I thought it was the same person ngl.
I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.
THERE’S AN UPDATE
Stephanie is a true hero.
my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet
“The black and camoflage outfits represents the aura of the devil that we must shoo away.”
You mean the outfits required for women 160lbs+ and men 200lbs+?
In other words, fat people are to represent “the auro of the devil that you must shoo away?”
Not only is this person awful in all the other ways shown in this post, she’s fatphobic as hell as well.
Apparently sometimes thin privilege is wearing colors to a wedding.
Wow. WTF.
The Phantom Thieves infiltrate the palace of Tumblr‘s CEO
Ryuji: “This way, Joker!”
Shadow D’Onofrio: “Who dares to soil my sanctuary!”
Yusuke: “Every human should be able to express their thoughts and sexual orientation in any kind of art and content. This site grew up with those people over time and helped them to find themselves. Why are you censoring their work instead of those who misuse this power?”
Shadow D’Onofrio: Mr. Karp turned this place into hell. I’m glad he left so I can purify your beloved place into something that everyone can participate in.
Ann: “Enough with your lies! All you want to see is for the app to go back on the app store. You don’t really care about this place. All you care about is trying to appeal to a bigger market in the expense of punishing your current user-base who kept this site afloat.”
Ryuji: “Yeah man, stop pretending you care. This place was swarming with p*rn bots for months but you ignored these and allowed for it to get this worst.”
Haru: “Child abusive material would’nt be uploaded to this site if you actually listened to the community reporting them for so long. Not to mention nazi and racist content too.”
Shadow D’Onofrio: “Watch your mouth, you damn brats! You shouldn’t stick your nose into important peoples work! I will ban you from this place forever!”
Makoto: “Endless years of effort flew into this place by millions of people! Throughout the years, this was considered a safe place for them. We won’t let you destroy any of them!”
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I’d love to be put into a medically induced coma
so.. from what i gather.. the voltron team managed to fuck up their own show so bad that even the fans defending the whole ‘bury your gays’ trope they used like 27 seasons ago didn’t have anything good to say… ????
They killed the only black woman on the show, and I don’t even watch it anymore. I just heard about it from my friend and she is pissed.
“The Crows buy all their assassins that way. Buy them young, raise them to know nothing else but murder. And if you do poorly in your training, you die.”
Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!
IM SORRY THEY FUCKING WHAT NOW?
The racks even have hooks to keep them from squirming right off and onto the floor apparently. They desperately want to escape our bodies
Intestines are muscles, and function involuntarily. If your muscles did not squirm around, then they wouldn’t be able to move food through them, thus you wouldn’t gain any nutrients from anything you eat, and the food would spoil and make you sick. I agree the squirmy wormies are a bit unsettling, but hey it’s actually really good for you! Your intestines work so hard for it! Please give them a little love.
I don’t like that get them out
Okay…this is unsettling.
This post is actually my nightmare
Breaking News! You are full of eels!
#wait til you hear about how they put them back#they just stuff them back in and the mesenteric lining slowly pulls them back into place#no helping required#so it 100% looks like a bunch of squiggly eels getting comfortable in their space again (via lampfaced)
we all make jokes about humans being weird, and aliens finding them strange as hell but honestly we’re very creepy and strange creatures
Intestines are wonderful organs with interesting and highly developed nervous systems all their own and you should love and respect them more.
Okay but what about the first doctor putting them back in and trying to put them how they were only for them to fix themselves
“Well, I guess the intestines would know best.”
my three favorite pros 💖
