SKILL MY HEART!

30 yo Mecha fan, Toku fan, and Archivist. If you need something to call me, go with Diamond. DMAB White Non-Binary. Pronouns: They/Them/Their and He/Him/His but fine with anything really. I LOVE MY WIFE PYONKOTCHI

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[stjohnstarling]

You really can get Tumblr users to fall for anything - medieval-era feudalist propaganda, for instance - if you put it in the form of a fun list.

[somerunner]

lots of people looking for the post being vagued. Here is a link to it, and my reblog of it. Just in case the person who wrote that addition ends up deactivating or I do.

Reblog by @ariaste

💬 0  🔁 10041  ❤️ 16234 · #okay but now what is the optimal way to be a good boss in this situation i genuinely wanna know#its easy to guess

Reblog by @somerunner

💬 0  🔁 10041  ❤️ 16233 · reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the cont

[diamond-is-sparkling]

Guy who sees movies' Thursday night previews solely to be the one to write an accurate wikipedia summary for the film.

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Oh no! Someone get that poor thing away from Daredevil!

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You ever think about how DC has two canonically homophobic supervillain gorillas for every canonically gay supervillain gorilla they have?

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Placed my entire life's savings on Mbappé sealing Messi away using the sword Congress gifted to Lafayette nearly 250 years ago.

Looking forward to Morocco-England at the finals.

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Kaine is so funny. Imagine you're a secular Jewish New Yorker and you have an edgy clone down in Houston who has become Catholic.

Almost as funny as Ultimate Jessica Drew being a clone that raises the question of "hey Peter, how come your clone is so comfortable being a lesbian?"

Which is almost as funny as Jaime Morales having a deep array of talents.

It's unfair to compare other characters to a GOAT though.

[diamond-is-sparkling]

Remembering one of my favorite images

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Black Panther: *enters Low Tier God mode*

Daredevil: I would like to go a month without people killing themselves in my immediate vicinity.

Black Panther: You vill experience ze trauma. You vill get ze beating.

[diamond-is-sparkling]

He truly is a daring devil, beating Low Tier Black Panther.

[diamond-is-sparkling]

Black Panther: *enters Low Tier God mode*

Daredevil: I would like to go a month without people killing themselves in my immediate vicinity.

Black Panther: You vill experience ze trauma. You vill get ze beating.

[estro-boi]

ngl kinda hate that "this has been discussed extensively you're just 21" tweet cos it was directed at a trans woman who was getting dogpiled for saying that the "dangerous man in a dress" horror trope is shitty

[estro-boi]

she was born in 2005, the right wing culture war against trans people has been going on for half her life, if she independently arrives at a correct take then how is that something worth mocking?? you got flowers sprouting through concrete, water them dumbass

[estro-boi]

my dipshit six year old: if the earth is round how come we don't fall off??

me: lol we learned that in science class 20 years ago 🤣 prick

infinite strangers online: okay this is an all time dunk

[diamond-is-sparkling]

The cat riders should be gender fluid and My-Th should constantly be chucking bricks at their heads

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Imagining My-Th trying to get to a treat in a live capture cage like the rodent that he is.

[inkandguns]

[lillytheaspie]

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Sometimes you root for your Evil Twin to somehow beat down 4 cherubs so you can take a piece of equipment.

You know you're rooting in vain. You're seeing the cherubs do horrible, horrible things to your Evil Twin. But maybe they'll pull through somehow.

[diamond-is-sparkling]

Y'know, sometimes you'll be walking in a new town, and a potted plant will see you and want to murder you because all flowers hate you and want you dead because you're friends with the fungi (and maybe because you killed a self-declared flower earl), and you'll be hesitant to fight back because, hey, this town seems neat and you got a good friendship going on with the tree mayor, the religious turrent, and the penitent gravedigger, and you don't wanna start any trouble with them.

Thankfully, those friends will value you over the plotted plant, and y'all can kill the potted plant together. Unfortunately, when you try to loot the potted plant, you'll realize it's carrying heavy stuff, so you can't really do much except take the 100 dollars it had on it. Such is life.

[pomgore]

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

[pomgore]

goat dog