cock dick ballin

mikayla. 22. you smell

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

Oh for petes sake i spilled lean on the Cock polo

[weedass]

choose your path wisely

[dinokingdom]

going straight into the woods call that penis mysterious

[vhsdreams2004]

How Are You Peeling - Scholastic Book

[grox]

It doesn't have to be parasocial you know. I'm easy to talk to. But whatever.

[storyhearts-journey]

A vet holds a pygmy anteater, also known as a silky anteater.

Photograph: Martin Mejia

[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

[carmenpeach]

if i found out i was an android copy and that my original self was dead i wouldnt care. some people would be bothered by this, but i wouldnt btw

[hovfire]

i owe mushrooms my life

[hovfire]

hey y’all i really hate to do this because i respect y’all vibing with psychedelics so much but this post was about sautéed mushrooms sorry

[plangentia]

literally obsessed with the way that online friendships vary from fond strangers to good friends to siblings to could probably be in love if there weren't an ocean and god knows how many timezones between us

[dankmemeuniversity]

[protestantcrona]

My girlfriend is a better cook then Gording Rasey and Binbingwith Baba comined

[ironpour]

[smoked-out-xx--wolfhunter--xx]

What Area Code Are You In

[smoked-out-xx--wolfhunter--xx]

You There? Actually You Know What Nevermind ✌ I Got More Important Stuff To Take Care Of Anyway Maybe We Both Do But The Fact Of The Matter Is I Am Starting To Feel Ambient Electricity In My Fingertips After Reading Texts And Engaging With Other Peoples Minds Which Is Good For You Know What But Also Proof That It Is Literally Mind Over Matter ✌ I Follow Back

[ratfuck]

my minecraft girlfriend left me (sobs) FOR A GRIEFER

[hellgore-deactivated20230114]

RUN.

[valtsv]

i hope i’m not just a mutual to you but a potential heist partner as well

[mellifexfarm]

I'm gonna make mayo from a pigeon egg tomorrow. just to keep God guessing

[drtrinitysantos]

people who subscribe to my tumblr will receive exclusive access to my webseries about a pansexual and an asexual who are roommates

[joyflameball]

Oh my God they are tomatoes

[joyflameball]

NO

[joyflameball]

I MEANT ROOMMATES MY FUCKING PHONE SLIDEY KEYBOARD HATES ME