Stupid Bitch Alert!

*klaxons sounding* diane • 30 • she/her/hers • been in this bitch since ‘11

[dianneece]

🎵 she made us drinks to drink, we drunk 'em, got drunk 🤭

And I think she thinks I'm cool 🙈 She gave me a wink, I winked back 😉 and then I think that

We hit it off somethin' proper like 🎶

[torstherapy]

[ozempicofficial]

[tall]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[meatdiaz]

me when i have a baseball game at 5, a shift at the strip club at 6:30, a tractor to fix at 8:15, and a locomotive to drive at 9:25

[aaaaaarchive]

[fellahimedia]

The way people are so surprised and defensive to hear that Islamophobia is institutionalized in america..the same nation/colony that literally has a whole policing body, TSA, that is known to specifically profile muslims. The same nation that created watchlists and no fly lists of mostly muslims..the same nation that wiretapped, entrapped, imprisoned thousands of muslims post 9/11. The same nation that encouraged banks around the world to adopt algorithms that will randomly blacklist bank users with arabic names, the same nation that has warred and bombed countries with majority muslim demographics? This is surprising to some people. Okay

[kushblazer666]

mfw im taking selfies and vaping on sunday morning but i realize im in church service

[kyatra]

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

[kyatra]

HASHTAG STUPID HASHTAG IDIOT HASHTAG DUMBASS ?!?!!?

[zechs]

[maykitz]

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[everythingstarstuff]

[bellybuttonblue2]

[anexperimentallife]

The best way to fight climate change is to destroy capitalism.

[spooniestrong]

Don’t believe that you are responsible for this. They just want to pass the buck.

[treecitysessions]

Why does everyone think fiction is just fantasy wish fulfillment now and not like an exploration of themes and ideas

[shalrath]

soulja boy tell em. im too shy