a frog will make you coffee if you ask him nicely

maxwell / he/him / trans man / 24

[0x4468c7a6a728]

i've started just saying "Loved an image" in group texts with iphone users when they use the reaction thing

[0x4468c7a6a728]

i fit right in :)

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[sunshinemoonrx]

HUH?

Most cop thing I've ever read. what the fuck are you talking about. The posts you're looking for might be on this website but we won't show them to you???

[sunshinemoonrx]

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

[sunshinemoonrx]

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

[noticesghosts]

What the hell

[noticesghosts]

What is going on

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

just so you know, if you completely ignore the search feature on the website and just type "tumblr.com/search/term" into the address bar, it bypasses all of this. broken-ass website

[superchat]

[tsulasgi]

Imprinted - Shan Goshorn

2015 approx 6” X 6” X 9”

Arches watercolor paper splints printed with archival inks, acrylic paint

"Woven in the shape and style of a Cherokee single-weave basket, the red splints in this piece feature names and tribes of the 10-12,000 students who attended the Carlisle Indian Boarding School. The handwritten text on the beige splints is my mother’s memoir of her boarding school experience, written in her own hand. Handprints are a universal symbol among the Plains tribes to indicate ownership and identity; they are used here to illustrate that despite the government attempt to assimilate these children, their birthright is to remain members of their tribes.

The title “Imprint” refers to the government experiment, which attempted to imprint the white culture onto Indian children. It also represents the lasting impression of the strict and frequent punishments inflicted on native children, often for infractions such as speaking their native languages or otherwise “acting Indian”. Slaps, spankings and beatings were not uncommon and one of the unexpected long-term results of teaching this adult-to-child behavior has been devastating. Prior to boarding schools, domestic violence was unheard of in Indian culture. Today many communities are trying to “unteach” this unacceptable form of discipline and reclaim traditional ways to exhibit love."

[csny]

[thesituation]

[poast-bot]

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

[anh3-donia]

insane goodwill pickup

[bashcrandicoot]

Based on a true story

[groveofgreen]

[byjove]

only the TRULY vital reference material for my writing

[byjove]

some of the entries from the English 1811 dictionary of vulgar slang that have caught my eye so far, including new pejoratives for Irishmen and British soldiers:

arsy yarsey immediately and irrevocably joined my vocabulary

[ceruleanheaven]

happy might jerk off it depends on if i feel i deserve it. i love me very much ill do any thing for me monday

[vintagewildlife]

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, and species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

[untimelytophat]

@crabussy

[crabussy]

as someone in the field of ecological conservation, I can promise without a shadow of a doubt that people DO care. SO MANY people care.

I have to race to sign up to volunteer trips because even with dozens of spots available, people rush to devote their unpaid free time to helping the environment. these trips often fill up within hours. people care.

you will see a lot of bad news because that is the kind of news that people pay the most attention to. I know this more than you'd think from my optimism- not only do I live somewhere facing some of the most extreme ecological issues on the planet, I also spend my time studying the Bad Stuff every single day.

to see all of this firsthand and stay hopeful is proof enough that there IS hope. I promise there is good news, brilliant news, all the time. it's just less visible. but it's no less important or impactful.

[great-and-small]

This is the rabbit equivalent of smoking a pipe on a summer evening

[moonssnail]

Piranesi concept art!

I hadn’t seen anyone really tackle the drowned halls yet (as far as I know) so I thought I’d take a crack at it to practice painting environments

[deathcomequickly]

The Drowned Halls

Ko-fi

[beemovieerotica]

please vote for tylenol to have her face on a beer can $1 for 1 vote and the donation goes to the baltimore animal rescue and care shelter

[reversalsun]

TYLENOL HAS MADE IT INTO THE TOP TEN LETS FUCKING GO

[beemovieerotica]

VOTE NOW SO WE CAN SEE TYLENOL'S FACE ON BEER CANS IN THE DITCHES BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!

[reversalsun]

If you all will allow me a moment to analyze the competition as it exists, there's something interesting going on with the numbers.

As we all know, thanks to the support of the good people of Tumblr, Tylenol has experienced a meteoric rise to second place. Even though her competition is stiff, I believe in Tylenol's ability to go the distance.

But let's take a look at the competition:

Elmer seems to be a lovely boy. I have no qualms with Elmer, and think he would look fantastic on a beer can. But what about Elmer's campaigns? Who is the power behind the throne here, and how have they managed to find such breakout success on this competition?

A handful of wealthy donors are trying to buy this competition.

At the end of the day, all donations are good donations here. This is a charity event so every penny earned is going to help animals in need. But it's not lost on me that Elmer's current ranking is thanks entirely to a few individuals with the financial means to put their thumbs on the scale.

Tylenol's donors, comparatively, are small and numerous, mostly $1-10 donations from many passionate believers in what she stands for (autism and pain relief I think).

Overall, the donations tell a very different story than what the base ranking shows you. Elmer is held aloft by just 24 donors and bolstered by a few wealthy patrons, whereas Tylenol has won the hearts of literally hundreds of people. Even the current third place, Abby, owes her ranking to numerous small contributions rather than one or two large ones.

Tylenol is the people's princess.

[beemovieerotica]

Tylenol is the people's princess

[texasbama]

WHORE