diavolta

hi welcome to my webzone, please don't touch anything. sorry my banner looks like that i only have dial up :(

[diavolta]

aight let's put a pin in this and tell some (moderate) truths about myself

kana/cas | late 20's | any pronouns (guess, it'll be fun)

video lamer, music listener, music mixer, binary denier, neuro diverger, vibe destroyer

minors/miners dni, i'm nearly 30 and i fucking hate coal

this webzone does NOT have a theme, i will post any garbage if i like it enough. big fan of the crustiest looking and sounding stuff i can find, if i can count the pixels it's pollo.

if you're looking to see my face you must first direct deposit me one million united states dollar, after which i will send a letter to your 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎 containing coordinates. said coordinates will lead you to a box with a combination lock, the number to unlock this box will be hidden somewhere within this webzone. if you manage to unlock the box you will find inside a qr code to my paypal which you will use to send me another one million united states dollar, after which i will email you a picture of a cat meow

[afieldinengland]

googling images of peter capaldi is crazy every third image is like okay please welcome miss pussy pussy cunt cunt glasgow 1993

[afieldinengland]

for example

[afieldinengland]

bitch it’s the serve 📞

[badassdemonsword]

Diamond dallas page wearing sopranos merchandise

[3liza]

99% of "mysterious disappearances" esp of people in their 20s who start acting weird for 48 hours and then vanish are not mysterious, thats just when a lot of reality-obliterating mental illness tends to kick in and it's pretty easy to get a short circuit in your brain that makes you go family guy death pose in joshua tree national park. it's not any less tragic, it's just a documented phenomenon and not particularly predictable. its a big reason the medical advice is for people with a family history of schizophrenia to completely avoid weed and psychedelics. "people just go crazy sometimes" is a principle of human health that used to be a lot more accepted prior to the american midcentury and to a certain extent thats a healthier way to conceptualize and prepare for the risk, as opposed to the modern assertion that anyone acting weird is dangerous and broken forever.

[3liza]

you should have a rough outline of a plan for if any of your loved ones experiences psychosis, it really does happen a lot. UTIs can cause psychosis. taking drugs, even safe drugs, or prescription drugs, can cause psychosis. i was once prescribed a heavy regimen of vitamin D because i was deficient, but the doctor never told me to stop taking it, so i moved to california, stopped being deficient, and developed vitamin d toxicity with downstream hyperparathyroidism which triggered significant hypomania that was undetected and uncontrolled for yeeeeeeears. i just slowly got Weird and started making impulsive decisions based on slightly out-of-gamut beliefs. i drove cross country by myself to have a love affair. the love affair was real, the series of decisions leading to burning down my life in pursuit of it were based on not great brain function however. etc. you see what i mean. churchill mentioned depression being the "black dog who stalks us" (one reason for Churchgrim's multi-referential name) but theres another, stealthier dog called Insanity and it's closer to some people than others but man it sneaks up on you. every time i see one of those "guy gets weird and drives into the wilderness forever" missing persons stories i think "yeah i could totally pull that off"

[oarfjsh]

"van gogh cut off his ear what a lunatic" you are 3 nights of bad sleep, getting unexpected upsetting news and taking a substance as benign as coffee at the wrong time away from doing the same hope this helps

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You can only drink the drink you get from this wheel for a month!

https://wheelofnames.com/uh3-8jf

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[fiollaigean]

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

[actualjoy]

House

[official-house-posts]

Unofficial House Post

[minor-locrian]

in china, it's very common for people to order at restaurants in perfect mandarin, so the waitstaff are always too shocked to get anything done

[tgirlmaomao]

[nyxark]

[antlerpunk]

I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT BALDER

I WISH I WAS A WALTER

I WISH I HAD A LAWYER NAMED SAUL BETTER CALLER

[clamhouse]

source

[tumblrisweird]

Scorpy runs a mysterious program called FATE.exe

(VOLUME WARNING)

[butterflypeaflowertea]

feeling this old mitski tweet so hard lately

[importantcatpics]

[chihuahuagirlfriend]

You know her ass saying 3333333333333333333

[sexhaver]

[inconveniently-discorporated]

Me: *agonizing over whether a semicolon goes here, what the proper dialogue should be there, other assorted rules and semantics*

Terry Pratchett: "!" said the stranger.

THAT'S ALLOWED?

[serricoj]

Writing is for communication. Sir Terry knew very well that anything's allowed if it helps you communicate something effectively.

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]

[izzetheking]

to criss angel

look up the somg hey there delilah and imagine its me i'm singing to you

[izzetheking]

oh how i want to romancee you